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Nairaland / General / Re: Situational Report Of Romantic Xmas In Your Area -theme-nigerian Girls by Woke4all(m): 9:56am On Dec 25, 2012
Hahahahaha



190 kindly tell them you are now a JW and you don't do xmas.
Car Talk / Re: Rescue Dogs Taught How To Drive A Car In New Zealand by Woke4all(m): 8:50pm On Dec 06, 2012
Wow... Wish my dog could do this
Romance / Re: How Do You Respond To This Message From Your Ex “I Miss You” by Woke4all(m): 4:38pm On Nov 30, 2012
Simply ask what do u miss bout me?
Fashion / Re: Top 3 Factors That Makes A Woman Sexy? by Woke4all(m): 9:00pm On Nov 26, 2012
On point
joshua idibia: leav al ds long toks.... Me na, 1. Big yansh. 2. Big boobs, 3. Fine face. Simpl as dt. Fuk ha character. Character dnt mk grls sexy jow.
Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Encountered "Professional" Beggars? by Woke4all(m): 4:47pm On Nov 25, 2012
Sapele_Don: Sad but true that a lot of people take advantage of people,but in most cases people are usually stranded and need help.

I have been stranded twice and in both cases could not muster the courage to approach people for help.

First,was in Asaba after my service when somebody gave me an introductory letter to the then head of service in Delta state.

As a confirmed kpako I quickly used the overnight newspaper van from lagos to Asaba. Got there in the morning and brought out my borrowed suit and headed there but as devil will have it she travelled and I had to stay in one hotel(hotel fee was not planned)by morning I was broke and to add insult to injury I had not even left her office when my C.V was shredded.

See me for Asaba motor park wearing a borrowed suit without a kobo,looking at the best person to rag,but that was my least problem as I was very hungry. At the end of the day it was the agbero chairman I took my problems to and he helped me back to lagos,since then agbero people can never do wrong to me.

The ph own is a story for another day.

Some few weeks back my collegues at work took me out on my birthday, and in front of the joint a well dressed white woman approached the group begging for gas money. All my american co-workers refused her a dime. I was the only one we gave her money(I was called a sucker)but this guys don't know my history or that I have been in her position before.

Though people take others for granted but I will advice if you can afford to give,do continue giving as you might just be saving that person in a way you don't know.

There will be days when people play a fast on on you,but as they say in nigeria (your good no go kill you)
nice one
Religion / Re: How To Prevent Falling Asleep In Church by Woke4all(m): 4:40pm On Nov 25, 2012
Go to a church that is groovy

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Politics / Re: How Telephone Glitch Frustrated Obama's Move To Reach Jonathan by Woke4all(m): 4:04pm On Nov 25, 2012
Blame it on our poor network providers angry
Politics / Re: Why I Can Contest 2015 Election – Jonathan by Woke4all(m): 9:48am On Nov 22, 2012
Well said
maclatunji: You people don't get it! GEJ is using proxies to clear legal landmines towards his 2015 ambition. These court cases are meant to ensure that no opponent takes him to court in 2014/15 when he declares his intention to run because the issues would already have been adjudicated upon. The man is obsessed with staying in power; even if he gets a 2nd term, he will still want a 3rd term- whether he performs or not is immaterial to he and his cronies.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ex-banker On Hunger Strike Over Terminal Benefits by Woke4all(m): 8:17pm On Nov 21, 2012
PortHarcourtBoy: I bet you say as night reach, this man dey stroll go one Mamaput to tidy Ewedu and Amala with 4 extra Shaki and Kpormor lipsrsealed


grin grin grin. True talk
Travel / Re: Planning Of Trekking From Lagos To Maiduguri. Pls Advice Me by Woke4all(m): 7:50am On Sep 26, 2012
smileyDo it on time before others work with your ideas








Congratulations in advance
Phones / Re: I Cant Use My Blackberry 8830we To Check Account Balance MTN by Woke4all(m): 2:31pm On Aug 26, 2012
GOTO
1. Manage connections

2. Mobile network option

3. Click on ur menu button, select diagnostic test,

4. Menu again then run.
Romance / Re: Dnt Jst Knw Hw 2 Woo A Lady Pls Help!!!!!!! by Woke4all(m): 11:57am On Jul 15, 2012
190: hustle money, babes would hustle you

dats wah i do cheesy cheesy
[quote author=190]hustle money, babes would hustle you

dats wah i do cheesy cheesy
[b]FACT
Politics / Re: Interesting Cartoons & Pictures On State Of The Nation by Woke4all(m): 9:28am On Jul 12, 2012
GEJ

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Romance / Re: You Can Always Have Anotrher Girlfriend And Wife, But Only One Mother For Life by Woke4all(m): 8:49pm On Jul 08, 2012
Orikinla: Without apologies or regrets, I loved my mother than any other woman.

It is better to love your mother more than your girlfriend or wife.
You can always have another girlfriend or wife, but you cannot have another mother.
Even if you adopt one, she can never be like your real mother.

Any girlfriend or wife who does not love your mother does not love you.
[size=18pt]
Don't buy all the nonsense reported about "wicked" mothers-in-law.
Would any girlfriend or wife who does not like your mother accept another person hating her own mother?[/size]

Make it a condition that your girlfriend or wife must RESPECT and DO HER BEST for your mother.
If she claims to love you, but despises or hates your mother, then she does not love you.
[size=18pt]
Lest we forget that your girlfriend or wife can cheat on you, but your mother can never cheat on you.[/size]

Girlfriends and wives may come and go to other men, but your mother will always be your mother come rain or shine.
And please, don't hide your girlfriends from your mother.
And girlfriends, beware of any guy who is not glad or proud to introduce you to his mother.
As we say in Yorùbá, Iya ni wùrá, MOTHER IS GOLD!
[b]
Orikinla: Without apologies or regrets, I loved my mother than any other woman.

It is better to love your mother more than your girlfriend or wife.
You can always have another girlfriend or wife, but you cannot have another mother.
Even if you adopt one, she can never be like your real mother.

Any girlfriend or wife who does not love your mother does not love you.
[size=18pt]
Don't buy all the nonsense reported about "wicked" mothers-in-law.
Would any girlfriend or wife who does not like your mother accept another person hating her own mother?[/size]

Make it a condition that your girlfriend or wife must RESPECT and DO HER BEST for your mother.
If she claims to love you, but despises or hates your mother, then she does not love you.
[size=18pt]
Lest we forget that your girlfriend or wife can cheat on you, but your mother can never cheat on you.[/size]

Girlfriends and wives may come and go to other men, but your mother will always be your mother come rain or shine.
And please, don't hide your girlfriends from your mother.
And girlfriends, beware of any guy who is not glad or proud to introduce you to his mother.
As we say in Yorùbá, Iya ni wùrá, MOTHER IS GOLD!
[/b]
Orikinla: Without apologies or regrets, I loved my mother than any other woman.

It is better to love your mother more than your girlfriend or wife.
You can always have another girlfriend or wife, but you cannot have another mother.
Even if you adopt one, she can never be like your real mother.

Any girlfriend or wife who does not love your mother does not love you.
[size=18pt]
Don't buy all the nonsense reported about "wicked" mothers-in-law.
Would any girlfriend or wife who does not like your mother accept another person hating her own mother?[/size]

Make it a condition that your girlfriend or wife must RESPECT and DO HER BEST for your mother.
If she claims to love you, but despises or hates your mother, then she does not love you.
[size=18pt]
Lest we forget that your girlfriend or wife can cheat on you, but your mother can never cheat on you.[/size]

Girlfriends and wives may come and go to other men, but your mother will always be your mother come rain or shine.
And please, don't hide your girlfriends from your mother.
And girlfriends, beware of any guy who is not glad or proud to introduce you to his mother.
As we say in Yorùbá, Iya ni wùrá, MOTHER IS GOLD!
Girlfriend? YES Wife? NO
Romance / Re: My Friend Wants To Sleep With My Girlfriend And Paint Me Black To Her by Woke4all(m): 8:36pm On Jul 08, 2012
190: use him for blood money undecided
wink
190: use him for blood money undecided
Romance / Re: How Long Is Too Long! by Woke4all(m): 8:30pm On Jul 08, 2012
12yrs? shocked dat's semi marriage o
Family / Re: Sad Facts About Modern Family Life by Woke4all(m): 9:46am On Jul 08, 2012
Nice topic
Romance / Re: I Have Acrush On Her But Dont Know How Start A Comversation Pls Help by Woke4all(m): 3:18pm On May 09, 2012
kissUse Philosophy and Logic
Romance / Re: I Made A Mistake by Woke4all(m): 3:11pm On Apr 20, 2012
funny thread
Romance / Re: Rich Nigerian Girls Do U Pay For Yr Dates Etc? by Woke4all(m): 11:39am On Apr 09, 2012
onila:

who is this mo-ron?
[b]
onila:

who is this mo-ron?
Your father
Romance / Re: Why Was She Staring At Me? by Woke4all(m): 8:19am On Apr 09, 2012
Maybe you look like the girl fucking her husband.
Romance / Re: Rich Nigerian Girls Do U Pay For Yr Dates Etc? by Woke4all(m): 8:02am On Apr 09, 2012
An empty drum
Education / Re: Tell Us About Your Jamb Utme Exam 2012 by Woke4all(m): 1:36am On Mar 25, 2012
4reigningqueen: @thanks God.i am thought you needs an private tutors because am think your sentence has coma.
grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Bank Paying The Highest Salary For Entry Level by Woke4all(m): 1:31am On Mar 25, 2012
komek: If firstbank pays d highest,i wonder y they luk unkept in their banking halls and dnt even luk as smart as those working wit new generation banks.
zerocool: Poor salaries.
komek: If firstbank pays d highest,i wonder y they luk unkept in their banking halls and dnt even luk as smart as those working wit new generation banks.
Education / Re: Best Of Luck To All The JAMBITES In The House.. by Woke4all(m): 4:12pm On Mar 24, 2012
nl.official:
Everybody no fit pass nau. Best of luck, best of luck. abegi, na who pass know book shaa.
Lol
Romance / Re: Isn't It Pretty Obvious... by Woke4all(m): 1:23pm On Mar 23, 2012
On nairaland o. Abi e no dey work?
Romance / Re: Isn't It Pretty Obvious... by Woke4all(m): 1:20pm On Mar 23, 2012
Lolz.... Did you get my mail?
Romance / Re: Isn't It Pretty Obvious... by Woke4all(m): 1:04pm On Mar 23, 2012
Can i hv dyt for lunch today? tongue
Romance / Re: If Seun The Owner Of Nl Proposes Love To You. . . by Woke4all(m): 1:00pm On Mar 23, 2012
I PRAY O
dabrake: dey there.. Seun even tell us once sey him be virgin, sey him never kiss before even smooching.
Romance / Re: Isn't It Pretty Obvious... by Woke4all(m): 12:54pm On Mar 23, 2012
Wad up for woke na?

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