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Re: s by MOBO444(f): 12:50am On Jan 25, 2011
^^^ Look i still feel pain from what we did a while back, just let me rest a little, am just a Man.
Re: s by 190: 12:51am On Jan 25, 2011
MOBO444:

Tink_Sh: MOBO
MOBO: Tink_sh
Tink_sh: Use Me MOBO
MOBO: When
Tink_sh: Now
MOBO:Were
Tink_sh: Here
MOBO: Open Your Legs
Tink_sh: Come Inside, all wet
MOBO: Am In
Tink_sh: MOBO Dont Stop
MOBO: ooooHHHH
Tink_sh: Faster
MOBO: Harder
Tink_sh: Jam Me
MOBO: Hit Me
Tink_sh: Hold Me
Mobo: Accomodate Me
Tink_sh: Deeper
MOBO: Closer
Tink_sh: Am Coming
MOBO: Come with Me

DEATH grin grin grin
Re: s by Tinksh(f): 1:38am On Jan 25, 2011
Glad you guys find that funny. Soooo beyond uncool!!!!!!!!!!!

MOBO, you wish!!!!!!
Re: s by MOBO444(f): 1:44am On Jan 25, 2011
^^^ Wish what, dont tell me you did not enjoy the performance and want a repeat, but this time you will have to pay for it, am a young blood and we cost money.
Re: s by Tinksh(f): 1:51am On Jan 25, 2011
sadly for you there wont be a first let alone a repeat performance. Lucky for you you have such a vivid imagination cos thats as close as you will get. The day i have to pay for it is the day i will kill myself. No need to pay, i get all i need for free!!! Young blood, please!! I do not require a child i have to train. Get some experience in real life then come talk to me.
Re: s by 190: 2:14am On Jan 25, 2011
I bet tink is very experienced mobo grin grin grin

No forfence tink, grin grin
Re: s by Tinksh(f): 3:02am On Jan 25, 2011
^^no offense taken.
Re: s by Nobody: 3:34am On Jan 25, 2011
190:

Mobo444 im afraid i might not be able 2 make it
My Jamaican Gurlfriend Just threatened me


That's very smart of you. kiss
Re: s by Nobody: 5:03am On Jan 25, 2011
190:

Mobo444 im afraid i might not be able 2 make it
My Jamaican Gurlfriend Just threatened me

Your such a puzzy, Man in the purse undecided grin
Re: s by Nobody: 5:26am On Jan 25, 2011
REALITY101:

Your such a puzzy, Man in the purse  undecided grin

Crack baby.  tongue
Re: s by Nobody: 5:42am On Jan 25, 2011
MzD@rkSkin:

Crack baby.  tongue

He 190 really lives in your skin for real, cheesy undecided
Re: s by Woke4all(m): 10:20am On Jan 25, 2011
Black lady? Hmmm MOBO broke the rule!
Re: s by SAGoddess: 10:27am On Jan 25, 2011
At least now we know you are jobless, it explains a whole lot then!

So you are in Manchester male-whoring? WHo would have thought!! shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: s by segunjowo(m): 11:38am On Jan 25, 2011
Ordinarily, girls prefer you lied to them than otherwise. that's why you got her so cheep. bleep her the more jooor,

Tink_sh:

sadly for you there wont be a first let alone a repeat performance. Lucky for you you have such a vivid imagination cos thats as close as you will get. The day i have to pay for it is the day i will kill myself. No need to pay, i get all i need for free!!! Young blood, please!! I do not require a child i have to train. Get some experience in real life then come talk to me.
na wa oooo. shocked shocked
Re: s by mamaken: 11:41am On Jan 25, 2011
MOBO444:


[size=16pt]Tink_sh: Come Inside, all wet
MOBO: Am In[/size]

, so MOBO, u were IN and she didnt even notice!?!?. . . . grin
Re: s by MOBO444(f): 12:46pm On Jan 25, 2011
^^^ This part hurt me, it was a simultaneous action, as she said COME INSIDE , ALL WET, then i SLASHED IN and said AM IN.
Re: s by mamaken: 12:55pm On Jan 25, 2011
ok ok. . . lets call it simultaneous action. . . wink
Re: s by jmaine: 5:52pm On Jan 25, 2011
MOBO444:

^^^ This part hurt me, it was a simultaneous action, as she said COME INSIDE , ALL WET, then i SLASHED IN and said AM IN.

Wonderful. . . grin grin.
Re: s by Nobody: 9:11pm On Jan 25, 2011
REALITY101:

He 190 really lives in your skin for real, cheesy undecided

Gademmit! angry angry
Re: s by hiltino: 9:25pm On Jan 25, 2011
When you see a mad man. U dont have to stare to know he's mad.
Re: s by soyemi(m): 10:11am On Jan 26, 2011
you are just more than a weakling. you better come to Nigeria and ,
Re: s by 190: 10:14am On Jan 26, 2011
REALITY101:

Your such a puzzy, Man in the purse undecided grin


SLAP!!
Re: s by debosky(m): 3:20pm On Jan 26, 2011
mamaken:

, so MOBO, u were IN and she didnt even notice!?!?. . . . grin

ROTFLMAO! Pencil cock alert! cheesy cheesy
Re: s by Pame(m): 6:26pm On Jan 26, 2011
well done , good job!
Re: s by frankstar1: 6:13am On Jan 28, 2011
!!!why are the ladies so pained by this thread, it really hurts them to hear or see a brother rock off with the pretty coochies, but why are they so concerned cool
Re: s by omotofine(f): 1:47am On Feb 14, 2011
KMT, shiorrrrrrr
Re: s by Nobody: 6:42pm On Feb 14, 2011
**Subscribing to thread belatedly** lipsrsealed
Re: s by Orikinla(m): 7:06pm On Feb 14, 2011
You have enough stuff to make a book of black humour, and just call it "Nigga Please, Give Me A Break".
Re: s by Abekeade08(f): 8:45pm On Feb 14, 2011
I am starting to think Mobo and Mr cork are the same person, because they spew a lot of foolish fantasies and bull, c.r.a.p angry
Re: s by Agent008(m): 5:16pm On Feb 15, 2011
@ Poster:

Permit me to say that you are indeed Jobless!
Why bring your filth out? If you lied to get laid, go tell your parents. Don't come to a public forum and get all lewd, it's downright disgusting and hurts the eye.
And some sisters I thought were better, how can you banter with such filth?
This is totally uncouth and immature.
Re: s by Nobody: 5:41pm On Feb 15, 2011
Abekeade08:

I am starting to think Mobo and Mr cork are the same person, because they spew a lot of foolish fantasies and bull, c.r.a.p angry

Mehn these your pics are harsh oh.

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