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teewai3:
space booker huh

taaaah! You think say the thread go make FP??

iceberylin:
I don dh popular ooo

oya use ur popularity go collect money for bank..

nickz:
i hate no7 girls ehn?

no 6 tho
one girl was crying one day cause i was shouting at my mum over the phone one time like that

You expected her to be happy??

CwazyBlaqGal:
Girls have suffered

Are you suffering ??

I've never come across any of the above..


I never knew there ar types of girlfriend.

italo:
Aproko! I think he meant I should delete her email address from my quote.

Am I right, Syncan.

Chai!

Syncan:

I really want to knw that needfull

abeg help me

italo:
Which needful? I think I'm lost.

You know say you like to speak in parables.

*modified

Ok...I think I got it now.

Pls share, in case...

lastmessenger:
Yes you are ashamed to tell them that I messed you up last night. Remember how you rolled on the ground and begged me not to kill you before I sent you to hell.

Lolzz! You jst made my day with this..


Thanks for the joke

lastmessenger:
You don't understand spiritual things. You are still a babe.

And u ar an adult and still don't understands wht malaria does to people??

Pls go and treat malaria and typhoid.

vooks:
lastmessenger,
They came for you at night?

The op is having serious malaria

Pretyangel25:
goodmorning my wonderful nairalander's , please today happens to be my b.f birthday and I cant still figure out what to give him, please friends should I buy him undies or what can you people advice I give him?

Guys ar tired of singlet and boxers

Get him wrist watch.

tayoxx:
So I have to wait til I'm 55 before I go see fine geh marry

A fool at 40 is a fool fool forever oo

tifany89:
Lol nice story! Am happy4 u

this one no be story for the gods.

nice story indeed

striktlymi:
If those fears of yours are genuine then you are best advised to forget about marriage and join a monastery.
.

Gbam!!

marriage no be byforce

make una free Tiwa Savage, biko.

emeraldoe:
Ladies will u like ur husbands putting on just boxers around d house

Lolz! Na suit you want make he dy were stay house??

#its fun, lets have it 2geda #

ota pia pia is the cheapest poison you can afford and is the best in using to kill one self

italo:
Brother, e don tay wey we talk to each other o...

How body?

body make sense bro.

Howdy?

jnrbayano:
Already on my mat waiting for Italo to arrive.

Syncan, did you see Italo? Woky, did he come to that side?

Shey he don arrive.

FLAWLES:
.abeg no remind me

ok.

FLAWLES:
.ah geh MAMA

Then stop complaining how fa ur ex and ur best friend?? they don begin date ??

FLAWLES:
December s around d corner ad am still single

no christmas cloth for you this year be dat

veegirl:
far from it my dear. its just so annoying d way u guys condemn 'naija girls'

My sisters are all naija girls, so why would I condemn them?? My mum too is a nigerian and she's the best mum in the world. My dear I don't condemn naija babes

Fabdedon:
what type of kiss?....
Was it a romantic one.?
How long did it last?
What resulted to the kissing?
Did it turn you on?
Where u having feelings for her?
What was the reaction after the kiss?

If she cud ansa these questions then we would knw her fate..

funkymeky:
someone told me dat u re a mumu boy .. i din believe until now.... see ur DP sef.. u re a complete bag of foolz

If it were my heyday you said this rubish to me, I would have replied you with something you would never 4get for the rest of your pathetic Life; but since 'the morning sun doesn't last the whole day', I jst can't help but ignor your incivility.

Why won't guys be cheap?? women are made to please the eye and to boggle the mind.

echobee:
25years ke? . U should be expecting a wedding band on her fourth finger,a 21years old son,18years.old daughter

Its obvious the op is kidin..

I'm only here to have fun anyway

alabiyemmy:
and its been 25 years since she has been sleeping with other men.

How do u knw??

do you knw how much she worth ??

Vikkyk10:
wetin i wan use passport 4 nw.

Maka ndi immigration