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jnrbayano:
What do you think woky?

jnrbayano:
My girlfriend of yesteryears during one of our sit-outs asked me:

"Honey, what will your reaction be assuming we are strolling side-by-side and a bloke approaches us to excuse her for a talk?"

I chuckled and answered her that it's no big deal with me since the young man was gentleman enough to ask for my permission.

Surprised by my answer, she asked "does that mean I wouldn't be bothered that I might have potential threat in that fellow?"

Laughing, I reminded her of my love and trust for her and such I shouldn't have reasons to worry. I told her that my reaction will be guided by whether she agrees to talk privately with the man or not. I told her if she willingly accept to talk with the guy, there won't be any reaction but if she refuses the guy's permission and he tries to force his way through to her, then I will now react to shield her.

Not convinced, she prefers me to roll up my sleeves and show the guy who's the boss whether the guy's approach was gentlemanly or not and that according to her is a proper/practical demonstration of my love for her.

She expects me to be jealous even up to that magnitude.

Was she right to expect that magnitude of jealousy from me?

Syncan:
Jesus said to his disciples, ‘I tell you this: use money, tainted as it is, to win you friends, and thus make sure that when it fails you, they will welcome you into the tents of eternity. --Lk16:9

From today's gospel. Hmm...the friends Titoetal wins with money, will welcome him into the tent of eternity. Come o, if these friends are the people we aid here, what guarantee is there that they themselves will make heaven? Ehm...well, do good anyway, you never know....However, helping the souls in purgatory is like "sure banker", woky you understand na. They must eventually end up there, so lightening their burden and quickening their release surely gets you friends; who will welcome you into tents of eternity.

This november, dedicated to the holy souls; With your money, book masses for them. With your money, do charity and offer the merits for the holy souls. With your money, support groups dedicated to praying for the holy souls. You will surely have friends to welcome you into the tents of eternity.

Eternal rest grant them o Lord, and let perpetual light shine upon them. May they rest in peace, amen.

Good day brethren, a splendid day ahead to all.

Enosa1:
I always buy things after a female buyer have succeeded in bargaining(wait at their back and allow them do the pricing) or better still, buy from guys.

datkoded:
hahahaha... As in eh...

EroticAngelina:
lols umm... only when I want something that they can help me get. jx kidding.

EroticAngelina:
hmmm good. at least I know those who like me.

ghost1718:
i no go do am

jimizy77:
When u have ur cash, u don't really need all this money answereth all things

SalC:
Nay that's not my son

Rich4god:
If u strt... Na to tell kamsified to be my buffer zone...

SalC:
Wow this is good news!!! I rejoice with you dear, may God who started this good work in you see you through every inch of the way and give you the health of mind and body to carry out your duty diligently and the grace to work with the fear of God and for the good of man.

Going for my one bo....while waiting for oga Syncan to come do the below

SalC:
Wonder woky

PriceOfGarri:
good people

Ukutsgp:
that is what i'm trying to avoid.

MKO4ever:
You can not miss chance like this and still remain in football business

jnrbayano:
This is an out-and-out expression of unconfined truth.

zoe123:
my experience: met this guy in my 1st year in sch.loved him like mad.wen am in his house which was like always, I will cook, clean do laundry n of course fvck am, 3yrs down d line I discovered his screwing my Bestie n she's pregnant. everyone told me to leave it to God everything has a reason.1.5yrs later bros died in a car crash, my friend is now a young widow.but I learnt a lesson a man won't marry u cos ur doing all those stuff for him.if he no love u he no love u.my policy now, if u dey my house I go give u food if I dey ur house u can either cook or we eat out.

MaziOmenuko:
The responses from the girls on first page is ridiculous. Its obvious you girls are still young.

@topic, girl dey come spend weeks for my house, na who go dey cook during those weeks

Lol.

jnrbayano:
I have now arrived my destination as planned safely.

Thanks brethren for your kind prayers.

striktlymi:
I am not sure if I am alright. I believe I have a major issue. I am calm even when I face death head on. I feel that behaviour is not normal.

Anyways, the near-accident was a direct result of the actions of three idi*ts. Me, a cab driver and a tipper driver.

The first idi*t (me) saw the third idi*t (tipper driver), who happens to be driving beyond the speed limit, coming and felt I could easily cross the road since my car is obviously faster.

The first idi*t simply wanted to make what ordinarily would have been a routine cross to where he works. The road is one way and I come from the upside of town, hence the need to make the crossing before I get into the premises.

As the first idi*t was getting set to make his move, he did not notice the second idi*t (taxi driver) reversing on a one-way road, thus blocking the entry point of the first idiot.

The second idi*t was unfamiliar with the area and had gone past my place of work (his destination) by a bit before realizing it. I guess the second idi*t felt since the gate is not far of, he could simply back up and enter not minding that the first idi*t had already started his silly dash towards the gate.

The result was that the first idi*t was stuck in the middle of the road with just two options:

1) Continue the dash and get hit by both the second and third idi*ts, hence destroying both the front end and rear of my car; or
2) Stay in that deadly position (the middle of the road) and watch the over speeding third idi*t ram me from the side.

I went with option two because I wanted to avoid a multiple accident scenario.

All those analysis happened within 3 seconds. There was no way I could back up on time.

The fourth second, fifth second etc passed by and this first idi*t was very much alive and there was no accident. As the first idi*t approached the gate, the security guard said: "you are lucky".