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|10 Categories Of Girlfriends by tosyne2much(m): 2:48pm On Dec 01, 2014|
This write-up focuses on the certain categories of girlfriends that will always spell trouble and almost never be the right prospects for a sane man
10 Categories Of Annoying GirlFriends
1. The Ones Who Change Men Like Bathroom Slipppers
While you are still wearing a bathroom slippers, some ladies must have changed up to 3 boyfriends.. They feel they are on top of the game because so many male suitors are chasing them here and there. You have to be tactical in dealing with these ladies else, they will dump you without any reason
2. Eatery Lovers
The ones who love eateries as if their lives depend on it. They are always available at the mention of eatery. Even when they don't have appetite, they will still point to expensive foods which they cannot even eat. Many at times, not even loss of appetite will stop them from feeding as if there's famine in d land
3. Girlfriend Who Tags You Stingy When You Are Prudent In Spending
Some girlfriends expect you to do the needful at the mention of money. When some ladies ask you for money twice and you them excuses, you are tagged "STINGY" The moment she realizes you are prudent in spending, she keeps telling you indirectly or tell her friends that you are a stingy dude
4. Gold Diggers
Even if you don't have that much money, you may still encounter girls that are interested in the last kobo you have in your pocket. A tell tale sign of a gold digger is the lack of a job. If some ladies have no motivation to support themselves, then odds are that their goal is to exercise their maga-rizm skill on you. Regardless of your financial situation, you should run the other way cos she'll size you up within the first five minutes and drop you just as quickly if your cash flow doesn't meet her standards.
5. Girlfriend Who Remembers You in Time Of Need
The moment some so called girlfriends start flashing you repeatedly, you can be sure she needs a favour from you ** smh**
6. Girlfriend Who Weeps Over Anything
These are the categories of ladies who cry like babies at any slight provocation. The break down in tears when anything silly or bad happens.. She sees you with another lady, she will cry; you shout at her, she will cry; she lost her purse, she will cry. She will cry more ridiculous tears as the relationship wears on. Run from them !
7. Girlfriends Who Are Obsessed With Marriage
Many ladies are infatuated with the idea of marriage. They've planned out their lives to the finest silly details and they see happiness as some sort that
they can create certain steps that they must have two children by the time they're 32 and they had better be living in a cute house with a house maid who does good impressions. Needless I say, If any lady mentions making a family or getting married before you've even gotten to know her, run away !.
8 The Chronic Cheaters
The chronic cheaters announce their history of infidelity as if she takes pride in it. This type is easy to detect and get away from quickly. They are more cunning and they cheat without ever admitting to it even when you confront them directly. In this case, your only chance of finding out the truth is by asking someone who knows her well and whom you think you
9 Secret Keepers
These one who are unnecessary secretive. However, they hide everything, fb password, phone lock password, inbox messages ( just name it). They start feeling very uncomfortable when you are going through their phones . Ask for their social network password and they would threat to call the relationship a quit because you don't trust them
10 High Maintenance Chic
If she breaks a nail, she expects you to drop everything you're doing and start consoling her immediately. She acts like a dummy maybe because their dads always told her she was a princess and she expects to be treated like one. Although she's not necessarily after your money like the Gold Digger, she has expensive taste, and expects you to shower her with nice things and take her out to posh places on a regular basis.
Feel Free To Add Yours
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|Re: 10 Categories Of Girlfriends by iceberylin(m): 2:49pm On Dec 01, 2014|
|Re: 10 Categories Of Girlfriends by CwazyBlaqGal(f): 2:51pm On Dec 01, 2014|
Girls have suffered
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|Re: 10 Categories Of Girlfriends by Diffdeef(m): 2:52pm On Dec 01, 2014|
|Re: 10 Categories Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 2:53pm On Dec 01, 2014|
which one does your girlfriend fall under
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|Re: 10 Categories Of Girlfriends by IamLEGEND1: 2:53pm On Dec 01, 2014|
y diz guy go dey 1st me to every post na?
*in shao khans voice*
"iceberylin you've been marked"
but girls don enter tosyne2much's microscope
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|Re: 10 Categories Of Girlfriends by woky: 2:53pm On Dec 01, 2014|
I've never come across any of the above..
I never knew there ar types of girlfriend.
|Re: 10 Categories Of Girlfriends by nickz(m): 2:56pm On Dec 01, 2014|
i hate no7 girls ehn?
no 6 tho
one girl was crying one day cause i was shouting over the phone one time like that
the thing irritataed me ehn
i directed the anger at her
this girl cried for 4days...she didn't come out of her room(according to their househelp)
i just seperated from her oh
cause the day she'll see me with another babe
na their type dey commit suicide
|Re: 10 Categories Of Girlfriends by iceberylin(m): 2:56pm On Dec 01, 2014|
IamLEGEND1:The thread sef no go well
|Re: 10 Categories Of Girlfriends by woky: 2:57pm On Dec 01, 2014|
CwazyBlaqGal:Are you suffering ??
|Re: 10 Categories Of Girlfriends by jnrbayano(m): 2:59pm On Dec 01, 2014|
I see this guy everywhere.
Are you ubiquitous?
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|Re: 10 Categories Of Girlfriends by woky: 3:00pm On Dec 01, 2014|
nickz:You expected her to be happy??
|Re: 10 Categories Of Girlfriends by teewai3(m): 3:02pm On Dec 01, 2014|
tosyne2much!! nice one!
bt wic number ur girlfriend fall!
|Re: 10 Categories Of Girlfriends by iceberylin(m): 3:02pm On Dec 01, 2014|
I don dh popular ooo
|Re: 10 Categories Of Girlfriends by teewai3(m): 3:04pm On Dec 01, 2014|
space booker huh
|Re: 10 Categories Of Girlfriends by woky: 3:05pm On Dec 01, 2014|
iceberylin:oya use ur popularity go collect money for bank..
|Re: 10 Categories Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 3:05pm On Dec 01, 2014|
what's thhe difference between group 1 (The Ones Who Change Men Like Bathroom Slipppers ) & 8 (The Chronic Cheaters )
___if she is the one changing men like slippers, then something must be wrong with her.
___ 3 (Girlfriend Who Tags You Stingy When You Are Prudent In Spending)
4 (Gold Diggers) 5 (Girlfriend Who Remembers You in Time Of Need) and 10 ( High Maintenance Chic) .
Na still the same, all of them sha want money, whether cash or gift.
|Re: 10 Categories Of Girlfriends by 1one: 3:06pm On Dec 01, 2014|
Girls have suffered
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|Re: 10 Categories Of Girlfriends by woky: 3:06pm On Dec 01, 2014|
teewai3:taaaah! You think say the thread go make FP??
|Re: 10 Categories Of Girlfriends by jnrbayano(m): 3:06pm On Dec 01, 2014|
*I just dey look you*
|Re: 10 Categories Of Girlfriends by nickz(m): 3:06pm On Dec 01, 2014|
woky:i didn't...i did not also expect her to shed tears like i just stabbed my mum on the neck.....it was shocking and annoying
|Re: 10 Categories Of Girlfriends by iceberylin(m): 3:08pm On Dec 01, 2014|
|Re: 10 Categories Of Girlfriends by Dotwillis1(m): 3:09pm On Dec 01, 2014|
The ones that will keep checkin ur phone inbox sms, looking through the pictures, chat applications etc and always getting suspicious over everything , stalkin u on social networks and all ; anytime your Ex or a particular girl like your picture on FB, u are in trouble ... Get me a name to call them jare
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|Re: 10 Categories Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 3:10pm On Dec 01, 2014|
Noted..... But anytime you are chanced, try compiling the characteristics of girlfriends that can eventually make or turn to a good wifey! Enuff of these negativism!!
|Re: 10 Categories Of Girlfriends by woky: 3:10pm On Dec 01, 2014|
|Re: 10 Categories Of Girlfriends by vizkiz: 3:10pm On Dec 01, 2014|
Tosyne, you want NL chicks to murder you shey?
don't sweat it swirry...we all know where you belong
|Re: 10 Categories Of Girlfriends by iceberylin(m): 3:10pm On Dec 01, 2014|
Kachisbarbie:The op is confused
|Re: 10 Categories Of Girlfriends by ogeoflyf(f): 3:11pm On Dec 01, 2014|
Wetin girls no go see, or hear for this life
|Re: 10 Categories Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 3:12pm On Dec 01, 2014|
jnrbayano:........... If you see someone everywhere, that means you are everywhere also......... Are you both ubiquitous??
|Re: 10 Categories Of Girlfriends by woky: 3:13pm On Dec 01, 2014|
Dotwillis1:Lol! Those ones na AMIBO
|Re: 10 Categories Of Girlfriends by Sheenor: 3:13pm On Dec 01, 2014|
How about the dream Girl – dis type of gurls jst adores u and considers you demi god. She is just perfect, gorgeous, sexy and a perfect knockout. She has a good sense of humor, is intelligent and uninhibited. But then she is just a dream.
The Sick gurl– Quite predictable nd miserable always, dis type of girlfriend is a constant whiner and always seems to be pale and ill. The biggest threat with this type of girlfriend is that her attitude can be contagious and you may also feel as sick as her.
The Know It All gurlfriends – dis type of gurlfriend is very demanding and commanding. She doest not request u to do a thing but orders you to stand straight, change the tie or the job amongst many other things. She is quite bossy and is certainly more like Mom than a girlfriend. Though, she is often right but hey, she is not good for your male ego.
|Re: 10 Categories Of Girlfriends by tosyne2much(m): 3:15pm On Dec 01, 2014|
iceberylin you have started again abi ? I have you to stop hating on me
If I vent my anger on you one day, you will hate me
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