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king arizona: Loooool... Tot I was the only 1 that observes it.... They like forming 21th century chicks(omo aje_ butter), nonsense


But as for me, when ever the priest say "LET US OFFER TO EACH OTHER THE SIGH OF PEACE" and u are a girl and u bring out 1, 2 or 3 fingers to shake me instaed of using your full hands, I'll just grab it, hold it tight and press it with my strong palm. They'll be so vex when they look at me and I'll just wink or smile at them (wetin u go do me nothing, abi u go slap me, no be inside church we dey? Make MOD n police carry u comot 4 church) so, next time you'll learn how to give I good hand shake loool


NONSENSE GIRLS

lolzz bros u dy vex o

Sal C: Berra

off to wrk, wil b bak in 6hrs time.. Do hav a nice day

Sal C: No, G10

let me manage tea dis mornin if am bak 4rm wrk, i wil cook j.rice

ATMC: woky, go and marry...stop 'burning' food

lolzz.. U go mari me

Joshthefirst:
See how all of you are pounding woky

Good morning everybody

nwennem no mind dem joor.. Them tink say to cook beans dy easy..

Sal C: Nay bro.

nay Choi.!! f9 u mean

Bonaciano: Good morning house
iam new here

u ar welcm my dear.. Hw was ur nyt??

Sal C: Only beans and you are praising youself! SMH.
When your sister returns, ask her to teach you.

i try na

josh the numba one!!.. i mean the first.. Gud mornin sir.

ATMC: so u cannot cook? #shame# drink tea, abi u cant 'cook' dt one?

am tired of tea.. I want to eat food! Home prepared/made food!

ATMC: so u cannot cook? #shame# drink tea, abi u cant 'cook' dt one?

lolz.. The only food i knw hw to cook is beans(my best food) @least i try na.

Sal C: Maybe, if I have the time. If not , it's all work till I return to work. God help me sha.

pls try and hav some rest wen u gt home

ATMC: yes it was how was urs? have yhu gone out already?

mine was nt bad.. Hav nt gone out yet #tinkin of wat to eat 4 brkfst and who wil prepare it 4 me# hw wish my sis is around.. *Nw i knw d important of woman @home*

Sal C: Not bad.

tnk God for dat.. Whr ar u nw?

ATMC: good morning pple

mornin Adaobi, hop ur nyt was great

Sal C: Really? Good morning.

mornin hw was ur nyt?

Sal C: Not so busy

i pray u dnt sleep on duty

idnoble135: ^ ^ ^
Hello?

I am often awake most nights. Quite early for me to go to bed. So, why are you also awake?

often awake most night..?? Ar u a watchman Jst asking

idnoble y ar u nt sleepin?

Sal C: Yep

hw is wrk goin?

Sal C: Huh?

gues u ar on duty nw

Sal C: Omo ibo

lolz

Sal C: Hi Joshthefirst.

josh nke izizi

Joshthefirst: lol. Nganu kele chineke.

Ka o di eachi.
Larukwa ofuma.

kachifo..

Joshthefirst: nwanne way dikwa o. Kelekwa chineke.
Kee maka ginwa?

adim nma ne ku oyoyo..

Joshthefirst: LoL!

O eziokwu!


Good evening madam adaobi
Nwannem woky, ole way?

madam Sal C, good evening

josh nke izizi.. udo di.. K d way

Sal C: Is that not what you want?

nah!

[quote author=nesta-AK]50 is a big number so this is going to be a long one...

When on April 9, 2000 , Jeremiah Ejikeme, general superintendent of Faith Pentecostal Ministry, Umuahia, stood before a large congregation to testify that God raised him from death, January 29, 2000 , it sounded incredible. He claimed to have been certified dead at the Model Hospital and Maternity, 4, Oboru Street ,Umuahia, Abia State on January 25, and was transferred to the morgue before his dramatic “resurrection” five days later.

Ejikeme thanked God for using Victor Onukogu, popularly known as Daddy Hezekiah, founder of Living Christ Mission for the miracle.

In a less dramatic but no less amazing circumstance, a woman who attended a crusade organised by Francis Wale Oke, founder of the Sword of the Spirit Ministries, attracted the attention of the congregation with screams of joy and halleluyahs while waving a newspaper in her hand.

Her testimony was in 1999. She had approached Oke in London to pray for her as she faced an immigration order to deport her back to Nigeria . It was her last chance and she just had to win. A day after the prayer, the House of Parliament in London decided that all asylum seekers in Great Britain for a certain period be given automatic residence. About 56,000 people were affected and the woman was among them.

Gabriel Akubueze, 24, a trader in textile materials at Agege was among the thousands of people that trooped into one of Pastor Chris Oyakhilome’s Total Experience crusade in Lagos . “I want a miracle for my business,” he said.

Ejikeme, Akubueze and the asylum-seeking woman aptly portray the various reasons why millions of Nigerians search for miracles, signs and wonders. They have continued to attend religious crusades to seek miracles to their numerous problems such as barrenness, unemployment, financial difficulties, deliverance from ancestral curses, sickness and more.[/quote]i dnt understand

Logicboy03: 1. Adaobi The Millionaire Chick?

2. Adaobi The Miracle Christian

3. Adaobi The Modern Christian

4. Adaobi The Model Chick

5. Adaobi The Model Christian

6. Adaobi on The Mission for Christ

7. Adaobi Tha M.C.

8. Adaobi The Mother's Child

9. Adaobi The Medical Chick

10. Adaobi The Management Consultant

hmmmmm

chukwudi44: Did Timothy tell you that Mattew to Revelation is inspired by God or did he use the phrase "all scripture" .Who now told you that the letter of barnabas or acts of peter are not inspired?

To your other point.Yes I have seen other pastors praying for their congregation.Why didn't they allow them all to pray straight to Jesus? Why should he pray for them.

By the way who told you that Mary is no more? Where did you get that from?

bros rapu dis guy..

joshthefirst ( Josh nke izizi) y standin on the fence.