₦airaland Forum

omenka:
I'm inclined to think your life is so damn miserable.

4.00am when others are asleep, you are up like a mole rat looking for whom to blame for your misery.

At this rate, your state of well-being could only go south I guarantee you.

Your mates are busy taking up arms to fight for the actualisation of a Sovereign State of Biafra and you are here crawling on your belly like a cockroach, hoping to be spoonfed by Buhari. I bet had your mom stuck precisely to her prescription, the world would have been spared gargoyles like you.

When you go out today, get a rickshaw or something, make yourself useful to your father- it is regrettable enough even raising you- don't make him bleed any further.

Hahahahaha Omenka you used to be quite objective in your argument but it seems the inactivity of your paymaster that is gradually plunging Nigeria into this untold mess has clipped the reasonable part of your brain. Hahahahahahahaha. Ayaaa, sorry oh! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha. Have you been paid your 5k for last month yet?

chukwudi44:
Oloribruku ode !! I didn't write the goddam report!! It was culled from your APshit newspapers PUNCH!!
Unlike you zombies, I am gainfully employed and not waiting for Buhari's N5000 stipend

Hahahahahaha. U just pinched omenka on his open wound. Hahahahahaha

This country is gone for good. Imagine! Is this a thank you for a job well done? OMG! This country is a joke. Why not just divid peacefully. This is a pure northern agender nothing more. Nonsense.

venorite:
When it's stop browsing, recharge 250 and send 2h to 131... It starts browsing again and this time becomes unlimited

Sup bro, mine just stopped browsing and its using my airtyme fa. Do I load 250 and send 2h to 131 too? I need your help bro.

"Hahahahaha. I never liked that hijab nonsence. How can pretty girls be covering themselves like Asian Ninja'z even in the heat of the sun. How can we marry when we cant even see the faces of those we want to get married to. Remove the fucking hijab" my muslem friend told me that. Demn! I could only just pity the poor guy.

denkyw:
lolz, all these APC supporters are always disappointed by the things the dullard say in public, don't be deceived by the way the they troll online to defend him, inside inside them be like ''somebody tell this man to shut up na''.
moreover who else observed with me the way the sport section has been failing recently first it was the flying eagles, then the super falcons. Goodluck Jonathan...Badluck buhari.

My brotherrrr, the sport thing is so surprising. Since buhari took over, we have been loosing matches every where. Nelson Mandela of SA used sport to start the healing of his nation but ours the momment the said messiah took over Nigeria's affairs, our sport went south. Could this be badluck? Nigerians are sport lovers and if this continues, I pity buhari because even his e-warriors will offer him up for sale.

Stanley08:
LMAO! See ur issue and see ur name. Worriedfellow. EPIC!

Anyways, yes. Everything i wear these days is from Asos. From what you said it seems u used the 20 pounds express shipping which is a mistake as free shipping gets to u in about 10 to 11 days. Less than 2 weeks. And u use only about 5H to 1K to collect at post office nearest to you. Sometimes u have to go check urself tho, normally they should call or text you.

While paid shipping, u pay 20 pounds which is like 6,500 depending on ur card. Then when it gets here you pay another 2K to 4K to clear it. in the process spending extra roughly 10K. So, don't use paid shipping again.

Regardless, SKYNET are in charge of Express shipments.
Text ur CONNOTE number and ur full name to this guy then call him after 15 mins to know the status of ur items.
‪08099900729‬

CHEERS!

Thanks bro. You were very helpful. Hahahaha, never mind my moniker though. I just got a mail from skynet. Its a free shipping but it was over 2kg so am paying some extra. Charges is 2400. Is it compulsory I pay into their account now or I should wait till I go to collect from the post office then pay there? Thanks bro.

Stanley08:
It's not my first time. It's a lie, according to my experience. As long as they haven't shipped it out yet, the money hasn't been debited from ur account, it's just pending. Happened to me before. The refund took 17 days to return and when it came, the money was even more as Naira had lost value in that time. Regardless, I'll give u a feedback when it comes.

Hello Stanley, you seem well seasoned in buying from asos. I bought a few shoes and shirts from asos a week ago and i have been tracking it. Just yesterday, it got to Lagos and its saying " on hold, consignee to pay charges" i mailed asos and they told me i may have to pay import duties to the costom in my country. I have not gotten any mail or call form Nigerian costom. Who do I pay to and how do I know the cost of the fee. Have you ever been in this situation in any of your purchase from asos? I need help please.

lolababe331e:
Honestly I don't think Nigerians have ever anticipated handover like this. Fed up of 6years of cluelessness

The statement of Bright is what is termed as sarcasm.

I am wandering why they have to "warn" since we pay for the services they render. Its a two way thing, if you don't offer the service, you can't charge customers. Thank God for there is no monopoly anymore. We have Glo and Etisalat and Zain.

I just feel the message should have been more friendly respectful and courteous than that because when they send those incessant sms's asking you to subscribe to one thing or the other for a fee they are usually courteous.

trippy:
Some of these people are better than goodluck Jonathan

Are you hungry? Oya, have some brain and eat

Wao! Wonderfull work you are doing here. I want to ship a good from china(shenzen) to lokoja. Can you do that? I have been buying from the supplier but I use dhl which is rather xpensive. Can you please reply to toniamodu@yahoo.com the cost inclusive the charge per kg and other hidden charges please. Also your address in China. Thanks.

OP, shouldnt this be on FP?

So touching. OMG! I read this with gooze pimples all over my body. God, let your judgement fall heavily on this man and his followers and save us from this inpending doom. except you are not GOD.

Are you scared they will turn against you since they 'v got a "better" and more richer patron?

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ginawest:
and d fact dat nbdy z doing anything bou dis killings z devastating.

I really think their elder states man Buhari that wants to lead them should call them to order. I have lived in makurdi and it is clear the state government can not handle the ninja assualt the fulani's carry out on those innocent farmers just like it is happening in jos. Fulani's are mostly nuisance everywhere they go. Easily provoked and like provoking people. If Buhari wants to rule, he should 1st start by controlling his brothers. This is pathetic. GOD!

Mmmm, nice spot to hit it from behind.

MRLINGTON:
Because when u oppose whom the Lord God Himself has blessed



D Holy ghost comes on You



SaiAPC

A sin against the Holy ghost is unforgivable. Guide your foolish uterance before you crrse your self with eternal damnation. Idiot.

ribbit:
see as mama peace come look like those brothel owners with that make up

You the run brother owners abi? Thats why you know what they look like right?

M4gunners:
Aprokos una weldon oh. I suggest you guys fine you selfs better things to do than this . Meanwhile, this happened somewhere in Nigeria.

BUSTED!
Hahahahaha, right on point bro.

Rawdeal:
What she needs is a new makeup artist

Just like the make up artist that worked on your profile pix right?

A lill seriousness will be appreciated. Thanks.

Hello fellow Niralanders, i have been on this forum for quite some time now and I have learnt alot from advice given to people here.
Mod, I need this to make fp so I can get advice from serious people on this.
I am in a dilema right now and I am here to seek your candid advice. This is so serious I have to create a new account because I will like to keep my identity.
I am a young man of 29 years. I was 21 when I had my first experience of the opposite sex if you know what I mean. @ first, everything was normal according to gists I 'v heard from friends and articles I 'v read and all that. After two years, I noticed a strange feeling when ever I get down with a lady. I first noticed that I stoped ejaculating during action time no matter how long it takes. @ first I felt it was just my mood and mindset and all that untill it didnt stop but continued. After many bouts of getting down, I still stand erect because i dont ejaculate. I am a lill bit above average down there actually. I lost my gf to this because she couldnt cope with it as she feels I cant be satisfied. Subsequenntly, i met other ladies too but after they found out, they just get scared and distance themselves. they actually enjoy the show for a while but latter complain of pain after they are satisfied while I am left @ attention and in a bid to try and see maybe I could climax too, they get scared. These day, I just pretend to have ejaculated the moment any lady with me starts feeling discomfort especially after they'v had their good time but I just hide the gloves(cd) from them so they dont see that there is no semen in it and when they ask why I am still @ attention after ejaculating, I just say its natural with me, it will take a bow on its own. Since I developed this pretence habit, I get alot of invite to getting down especially after the first time but I know this is abnornal and I am worried because, I may get married one day, how will I be able to father kids of my own. I have been to the hospital to see different gyneas and they always say there is nothing wrong with me and that I will return to normal soon. Has anyone on this forum experienced this before, how did you remedy the situation. I need serious advice please.

Gold diggers.