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Roseey0:
PLS WHO HS A CLUE ABOUT PAY
PLS!!!

Almost 80k

brilliant5:
Counter thread pls. Lwkmd

Tosyne2much is reloading it, don't worry

permanentgrace:
Story story, story!!!

Guy, to be frank, you are not being fair with truth and reality. What moves a man first in a woman before he would get to discover other hidden features in her? I bet if you would even have in mind to approach a lady for conversation (with establishing a relationship in your mind) if she is not attractive to you in the first place.

Those boobs and butts and probably face are the first things that move you. Every other thing follows thereafter.

I am a die hard fan of a 'shapely bootylicious lady'. I can kill just to have those butts as mine. I dont even care much about boobs, but for butts, dont joke with me. What do i use it for, i dont know but i just love it...probably for just staring sake.

I so much love this response bro. The person u quoted no doubt said something meaningful but I think he is not being fair to himself which u have done much justice to his wa of reasoning.

Nice one bro

SlimAdenike:
I have small butt and boobs and I'm proud of it,guys who are interested in me will like with or without big butt/boobs or small butt/boobs.

I can't kill myself over something that will eventually become big wahala when I'm 60 and above.

U are right dear but can u marry a guy with small joystick?

misspicy:
wow its gonna be a lifting experience praising God





who will take me on a date there?

Na date be this one again? I will be there life and direct by God's grace.

Acidosis:
Just a gathering of collective sinners who go to concert with their sex partners to "worship" God.


If you really want to worship God, you won't leave your home for TBS to listen to Rastafarians and commercial street buddies like Frank.


Don Moen is the ONLY man I respect and recognize as a Gospel Artist among the fellas. He is a true worshipper but I condemn his association with Fake Gospel artist we raise in this part of the world.

Nigerian Gospel artistes and patronizers should stop embarrassing the face of Christianity.

Who still call Frank Edward a gospel artist? Lol. 'Experience' organisers should have done a good balance by inviting M.I, Wizkid & Terry G.


Heaven knows I won't attend such a gathering. I'd rather visit a club house or olosho quarters than dine with 'this.'


BTW, I hope they invited some comedians like AY and Alibaba??

Nobody force u before.

I won't miss this today

The Experience

ggrin:
she got no future and past

Lol

steady986:
To say the truth, I think I prefer small or medium booty to big booty. Big booty always have all that fat in it which is disgusting. They always look good under the dress, but when you take off the dress, you find something irritating most times.

Some guys will not believe this but as for me, I like medium booty

stupidity:
If na buuby, I dey make sure say I press am sotay, the thing go vex shoot out.


Tips for guys that got buubyless girlfriends:

When alone with her, tell her to take off her shirt, then tell her to do cow girl style for you. Then go under her like a mechanic. The small buuby will be right in ur face, then start pulling them as is you are milking her, pull am hard. no mercy.
Nor fear, they won't pull out.

Do this to her morning and night for 3months.
Cossy will congratulate her.

Mad boy!

Kingtom, ur attention is needed on this thread

ggrin:
Mocheda

Wetin do mocheda?

Your boyfriend who happens to be 41years as a mental faculty of a 3yrs old boy. Maturity is not age at all.

I don't need to tell u that u are dating a boy who is precipitated with anger issues, immaturity acts and also not fully ready to lead you down the isle.

If you know what's best for you, kindly leave the relationship for good and don't think you will not find someone better.

Both of them are shameless adult

chaptersix:
some girls just flat like slice bread

Na wa oo

prettythicksme:
U go abi u no go come?

I no want wahala o

prettythicksme:
wristbangle wanna see me just to see wetin i carrry pluesssssss come to my hood wen it is exactly 11pm

Ah! See temptation oo

prettythicksme:
who said so?d person is a liar!!

To prove the person a liar, when are we gonna see?

henrylowe:
You are one of the dumbest people I have seen on this forum. You know nothing but will always want to claim you know all. You are always found on every thread trying to make every OP seem like he's wrong or something


I still see no reason why you had to start define some terms. To garner likes ryt ? That's pathetic

People are here for different reasons. Some are here just to catch fun and laugh things out. If you are sensible as you think, your right sense of reasoning should have guided you to see the hilarity in this post, rather than spewing gibberish.


Not everyone takes nairaland as if it's a business organization, just as you

One boy, see finishing oo

Prettythicksme, somebody said that u are so endowed but how come are u denying it that it's not as people claim?

ronald4lif:
Name: Chinasa

Age: late twenties

Occupation: student/employed.

Relationship: Dating.

Those you like on romance section: Deejavuu, iAmCharis, Kinglekan, Tosyne2much, daretodiffer, Naijaboiy, Agarawu23, Wristbangle, Tashaamania, Cherryice, Karchisbarbie, Softysparky (now deactivated) and a host of others.

Those you dislike on romance section: I'm too occupied to loathe anyone but I've to confess one mamagee troll pisses the hell outta me. A lifetime incarceration of this character should be in order if we must preserve the sanity of this section.

Those who annoy you: Same character as referred in the preceded paragraph.

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): I always look forward for the contribution of Kinglekan, iAmCharis, TheSonOfmark, Naijaboiy, Elantraceey, Cocoćandy, Bukátyne (though both not active on this section but very opinionated women), Agarawu23, Afronight, Daretodiffer, Twaci and Tohpahz etc.

Those you follow and wish follows you back: None, everyone I follow or follows me receive same gesture. I'm not following anyone presently who isn't doing likewise.

Why do you follow people: When I find you interesting and one with mainly positive contribution, I follow you, but not when the individual revels in chit-chat as I don't want my followers feeds stuffed with inanity. But for most of the time I'm followed while I requite the gesture.

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: Nada.

How many PM's do you get daily: The number of messages I get is subjected to my activeness and most of the time it borders on important issues where I share opinion with others. It isn't no where near a daily basis occurrence.

Romancelanders you ignore or try hard not to quote: Nada. When there's a need to counter or affirm someone's submission I do so straight without any recourse to restrainment.

Romancelanders you would have a one night chance with but can't date: I really can't figure, no one in my mind really.

Romancelanders you can date or have a crush on: Cherryice, Deejavuu, Softysparky, Tohpahz. I prefer not to say the remaining one.

Why did you choose him/her above: Prefer not to say.

Funniest Romancelander: Babalawo Kingtom.

Your favourite Romancelander? Not sure there's only one. There are a handful of them but not necessary.

Romancelander/Nler with the best thread: Tosyne2much, Wristbangle, Naijaboiy, Rapmoney.

Romancelander you use to flow with but not anymore: Zilch.

Which nairalander has a personality that tally with yours: Don't know of any. My personality isn't the most admirable so I'd suggest no one should be as me.

Nlander you'd go first and second base with: not sure on how to answer this so I'd pass.

Nlander who tries too hard: Don't know of any.

What phrases, insult have you learnt from another: None. I can't be bothered.

Who do you often disagree with on romance section: It's fluid and depends on the topic. For religion and sex related topics I have a crew who I often counter and who counters me as well but their handle is a private deal.

Nairalanders you keep as friend offline and have met in real life: Haven't met anyone in person but looking forward to it. Almost hooked up with someone a while back but for some reasons it didn't actualise. I've people I relate with offline and we're cool.

Romancelanders you consider smart: Kinglekan, TheSonOfMark, Naijaboiy, Twaci, Afronight, Tohpahz, MizMyColi, Cococandŷ and Bukátyne (though not active on this board but are very opinionated women), Griffon, Oliviaarims, Agarawu23 and many others.

Who do you consider sexy: I've forgotten her handle, she's seemingly new and the most sexy here in my opinion. Will update once I recall.

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can get to know each other: It's meant to be a secret right? Let's leave it that way jare.

Who do you consider ugly (opposite sex): Can't really be bothered.

Who's Romancelander mr/Mrs nice guy: Don't know of any.

Who's Romancelander Mr/Mrs mean girl: Don't know, care less.

Who's Romancelander Mr/Mrs douchebag: Not sure of Mr but Mrs is mamagee.


Please ignore any typographical error, compiled in a stuffy atmosphere.

Much respect brother

megautche:
The project was abandoned by the same okoroawusa of a gov, he only started it again when the heat became too much on what he did with the money allocated for the project. The only consolation we have is that all the wealth he has stolen and looted from Imo state govt would not be taken to the grave. vanity upon vanity.

i hope federal ministry of works are supervising this work cos this okoroawusa is a penchant for doing sub standard works.

But the other SE has not really live to the expectation of her citizen na

Decker:
Okay, I get you.

By the way, @your thread title, it's life or lives not live

Yeah, I just edited. I thought I wrote life.

Nice one baba.

You are getting the necessary satisfaction from someone who will not be able to feed u if u loose your marriage instead of finding means to help your husband libido by consulting a doctor.

I honestly don't understand what ladies want. Is it because you are now comfortable, that is why you can't control your emotion?

jworos:
Hakeem fu*ked up big time but I think He has a plan...Lets keep our fingers crossed

I want to believe this story of urs sha but... let's see

Jolllyjoy:
They use degrading names on her like peanut,groundnut e.t.c.

Lol! Where did u get this ideology from?

Decker:
To frustrate means to cause someone to feel upset and annoyed as a result of not being able to change or achieve something.

Going by the definition above, I am of the opinion that a woman who knows her worth and what she carries inside of her, despite not having big boobs or a big ass, would never be able to be frustrated by anyone.

Having big boobs and big asses isn't all there is to a woman. A woman is more than all that. There are more important qualities that make a woman attractive and admirable, and unlike boobs and asses, these qualities never fade away.

Those boobs will dry up like leaves with time, and that ass will turn repulsive as she grows older. But the real things that make a woman really attractive, like her personality, her intelligence, how she relates with people and her good character, will always remain with her.

So, no one can frustrate a woman who, even though she doesn't have big boobs and a large ass, she is okay with how she looks, and understands that what she has inside of her, is better than all that superficiality.

I am not against your comment because I myself don't base love on elaborate body endowment but the objective of this article is to stylishly reach out to guys, mostly the ones fascinated with a lady's physical attributes.

MzPecs:
Aye mi o!

Who said so?

Your boyfriend, vizkiz

Randyhot:
9, They let her foot the bills..be it in a restaurant or a chalet where the kpanshing took place if at all.
10 they rarely call them up..even when they do, it is to request of one favour or the other and gets mad when its not met.
Lol i have one like that i used to despise before, but today she is in europe studying hard and enjoying life and am here shouting lalasticlala!!!

Lmao! The bolded got me ROFLMAO.

vizkiz:
I don see am wella... The thing be like coconut

Mzpecs bwest be like coconut? How interesting! . Na stone she put inside ni?

prettythicksme:
seriosly i dont pray for big breast!!chaii d thing go sag sotey,wristbangle u go fear!!especially after given birth.

How am I so sure that your small "bwest" will grow wings after child birth?

U better use "otapiapia bwest enlargement drugs take push am

vizkiz:
thank God you'v gat them big

Hian! Baba how u take know? U don see her true life? When u see her? U touch am?