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Romance › Re: 8 Ways Guys Frustrate The Life Of Ladies With Small Bosom & Butt by wristbangle(op): 6:24pm On Dec 03, 2015
MzPecs:
If the girl is on their bbm, they update their status with this, "HUGGING A GIRL WITH SMALL BREAST CAUSES CHEST PAIN"


grin grin grin grin
O gbelewu oo! Hahahaha

gringringrin
Romance › Re: 8 Ways Guys Frustrate The Life Of Ladies With Small Bosom & Butt by wristbangle(op): 6:20pm On Dec 03, 2015
cutieberie1:
guys and their love 4 big booties,the body will stil get old one day
But the body is young now. Let's enjoy it while it lasts tongue
Romance › Re: 8 Ways Guys Frustrate The Life Of Ladies With Small Bosom & Butt by wristbangle(op): 6:18pm On Dec 03, 2015
stupidity:
If na buuby, I dey make sure say I press am sotay, the thing go vex shoot out.
Werey gringringrin hahahahaha
Romance › 8 Ways Guys Frustrate The Life Of Ladies With Small Bosom & Butt by wristbangle(op):
It's said that guys are normally fascinated by the looks of ladies ranging from bosom to butt, but when they discover that a lady is deficient in these endowment, their interest and chase for her depreciates.

Below are the ways guy frustrate the life of such ladies;

1. They ridicule her in public

The moment guys discover that a lady possess small bosom and butt especially when she says NO to their love proposal, they will say... "she no kuku get yansh before", "men don press piano tire 4 her body". cheesy

2. They complain bitterly about "nothing to grab" during fore play

Most time guys complain bitterly that there is no fun when having rendezvous with small endowed ladies unlike the elaborate ones. They further emphasize that there is no "pillow" to grab and lean on.

3. They find unnecessary excuse to break up with her

Because they are tired of not getting maximum satisfaction during their relationship, they will give ridiculous excuses like condemning her to be a slut, tag her a gold digger and other things in order to break up with her. You must have seen some ladies opening threads complaining that their boyfriends want them to go for bosom/butt enlargement.

4. They praise big bosom and butt ladies in front of them

Some guys will never cease to amaze me cheesy. In order to offset small butt/bosom ladies, they will heap praise on ladies with big body endowment just to intimidate their counterpart. Infact they make it look like the huge butt/bosom ladies are wife material in front of them. cheesy

5. They discourage their friends from wooing her

The way some guys analyse the shape of ladies body, one will think that they hold PHD in women affairs. That reminds me of when kinglekan came to seek advice from me and tosyne2much that he wants to woo a certain babe, we were like ''kinglekan shey u blind ni, d babe no get front and back ministry na? gringringrin".

6. They stare at other ladies passing by

It's quite funny that some guys will be staring at other ladies "ukwu" cheesy even in the presence of their girlfriend. This is one of the frustrations ladies with small bosoms/butts normally face cheesy

7. They tag them "Tomboy"

I have lost counts of situation where guys tag ladies with small butt/bosom as tomboy. Guys are like; "Me no fit date babe whey e get man body oo". See as she dey waka like man sef sad

8. They ignore their sexual advances

As vague as this may sound, yes it happens. If a lady is deficient of bosoms/butt, and she makes intimacy advances to a guy, the guy will definitely turn her down. This is another frustration dey face.
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Seen A Girl In A More Complex Dilemma Than I? by wristbangle:
Dear Scented,

Your situation is a complex and complicated one because I know you will be so confused now.

However, from your analysis it shows that Daniel and Joe possess all the qualities a lady wants but the difference is their financial status and time for marriage.

1. Take this to God in prayer. You will definitely get a sign and indication of who will be your future man.

2. From your analysis, it shows you will love Daniel more to Joe. If Daniel is really serious about you,has he introduced you as his future wife to his family? Don't you think Joe as an edge in this area?
TV/Movies › Re: The New Series Empire Fan Club. by wristbangle: 5:13pm On Dec 03, 2015
I deeply feel for Andre the most because aside loosing empire, he may have lost his wife and unborn child.

As for luscious, he really didn't see that coming. I know he will regain back his company. Cookie will do everything it takes for him to get empire back.

Jamal and luscious on neck to neck nomination is really cool and I hope he continues the relationship with summer.

Hakeem is a retaarded kid. Why should he choose that slut over his family?

Anika will definitely pay for her actions.
Politics › Re: President Buhari Leaves For South Africa (Photos) by wristbangle: 4:58pm On Dec 03, 2015
In as much as it will bring positive result for the country, no phroblem! tongue

But baba, I bought fuel for 180naira per litre. Xmas dey come oo! Act bubu Daura!
Phones › Re: Crowd At MTN Office Ikotun by wristbangle: 4:44pm On Dec 03, 2015
Setaje:
Presently at mtn office. Police and gate men are harrassing people. They harrased me and my mum despite showing them a note giving to us by mtn officials on Tuesday when I went there wiv her
Pls I' will suggest u and mummy port to another network
Nairaland General › Re: The Top Fastest Things Around The World(2015). by wristbangle: 2:56pm On Dec 03, 2015
Nice one bro. What happened to your alternate account?
Career › Re: The Hard Truth About Your Salary by wristbangle: 2:47pm On Dec 03, 2015
This is really an eye opener. Kudos Op cool
Romance › Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by wristbangle: 12:17pm On Dec 03, 2015
Aminat508:
[b]Name: Amina Bn Abdulhakeem

Age: 20+

Occupation: kiss

Are you single, dating or married : kiss

Those u like on Romance Section: Scentmarlc kingtom Kinglekan omotayor123 Deejavuu jollyjoy oyind17 MzPecs neyoor agarawu23 montezz too many embarassed

Those u dislike on Romance section: NONE

Those u find annoying: NONE

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say) : dre11 iPopAlomo peeparty naijadeyhia Canme4u HerexG

Those you follow and wish follows you back: Dominique

Why do you follow the people you follow: she is lovely and intelligent

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: NONE

How many PMs do you get on average in a day.: NONE

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting : NONE

Which Romancelander is fake.: NONE

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date : KingTom

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on : jaybee3

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) : He his kind nd religious

Your favorite Romancelander(s) : Cherlene Ymodulus sameer1212 flokii tosyne2much asumo12 isacolukay midehi2

Your favorite mod : lalasticlala Dominique Airmark fynestboi

Funniest Romancelander(s): ishiamu opiaku devilhimself

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads:Islie Midolian DONSMITH123 Teeboy22 tosyne2much

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk : Neyoor Sleekyshuga tohpahz montezz

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? NONE

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours. Shumuel joseph1832 kimoni funjosh

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: asumo12 tongue

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: NONE

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life : omotayor123 Cherlene fynestboi agarawu23 Dygeasy oyind17 wristbangle Adeh39 Ndulex

NLer(S) you consider smart: joseph1832

NL member that tries too hard.: NONE

NLer(s) you find intriguing: kimoni olu4life Gboliwe

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: angry

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: angry

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: NONE

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other.: KingTom

Who do u often agree with: STFUareyouGod

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex) :LordOfTheWeed

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): NONE

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy :Cutehector Twaci femcruz skyface00 MayorofLagos

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious).: NONE

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag :vizkiz Deejavuu iamkingzlee[/b]
I know get ur details offline oo sad
Politics › Re: Ihedioha Blasts Okorocha Over N600m Christmas And New Year Decorations by wristbangle: 9:12am On Dec 03, 2015
grin 600M? Chai!
Romance › Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by wristbangle: 10:21pm On Dec 02, 2015
Adufetohposh:
Im not offended. My day was pleasant thank you.
Ur welcome. wink

U no see the heat nowadays? sad
Romance › Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by wristbangle: 10:13pm On Dec 02, 2015
LordOfTheWeed:
Name: Sodiq Isaac A.K.A Area Zicko grin

Age: 20+

Occupation: Student + Architect

Are you single, dating or married: Single

Those u like on Romance Section: Kingtom, Thesonofmark and Laveda

Those u dislike on Romance section: None.. .. ..

Those u find annoying: None.. .. ..

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): Ishilove, Sonofananimal and Tosyne2much

Those you follow and wish follows you back: I'm following no one.. .. ..

Why do you follow the people you follow: I said I'm following no one!!!! Are you deaf??

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: Do i really need to publicize that undecided

How many PMs do you get on average in a day: At least 1 in every month

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: No one.. .. ..

Which Romancelander is fake: That doesn't concern me in anyway, if you like, be fake.. If you like, be orijinal.. And if you like be orijinally fake, that's your cup of brukutu.. .. ..

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: I can only fvck people i see, not people i don't know nothing about.. .. ..

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: None.. .. ..

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): -

Your favorite Romancelander(s): Joygalore, Halfrica(I know you're still keeping grudges with me babe, but you're still one of my favs wink) and ggrin

Your favorite mod: Obinoscopy

Funniest Romancelander(s):Buygala (that dude is intelligently funny)

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: Tosyne2much and wristbangle

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: 5minmadness

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?: Aminat508, i don't know the reason why cry

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: Lordhugo and any moniker with the word "weed", trust me, we all gat something in common grin

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: Cutehector!!!

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: -

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: None.. .. ..

NLer(S) you consider smart: STFUareyougod

NL member that tries too hard: -

NLer(s) you find intriguing: Ipledge10 aka Iporn

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: fothermocker

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: The idiot that created this thread grin

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: None.. .. ..

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: None.. .. ..

Who do u often agree with: None.. .. ..

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): None.. .. ..

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): None.. .. ..

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: I no know

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): I no know

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: None.. .. ..
long time origin baba wink
Phones › Re: Mob Destroys MTN Office In Owerri (Photos) by wristbangle: 9:56pm On Dec 02, 2015
MzPecs:
Deactivated embarassed
Awww, quite painful but welcome back
Phones › Re: Mob Destroys MTN Office In Owerri (Photos) by wristbangle: 9:53pm On Dec 02, 2015
Emeskhalifa:
I havent been enjoying it for the past three days. Very poor and bad.
No suprise say befr u fit see my reply fit be at 11pm. Na network fault sad
Heya, which area be that?
Romance › Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by wristbangle: 9:45pm On Dec 02, 2015
Adufetohposh:
Nice one. Hope jaybee3 is also crushing on you.
Good day miss adufe. I hope u are not angry with me based on a comment I' said about u the other day. It was just a joke. smiley

How was ur day?
Phones › Re: Mob Destroys MTN Office In Owerri (Photos) by wristbangle: 9:41pm On Dec 02, 2015
Emeskhalifa:
God punish glo network.
I shudda be the FTC on this thread cry
Bros, easy oo! Glo network dey okay here na!
Phones › Re: Mob Destroys MTN Office In Owerri (Photos) by wristbangle: 9:40pm On Dec 02, 2015
MzPecs:
MTN and wahala sef
Darling, what happened to ur alternate account?
Romance › Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by wristbangle: 9:15pm On Dec 02, 2015
Make I quickly book space before e reach FP tongue

Misspicy, na u be onila?
Politics › Re: JTF Kill 9 IPOB Members In Onitsha - Vanguard by wristbangle: 7:32pm On Dec 02, 2015
It's rather a pitiable situation if this report is true. JTF should have device means to control the protesters instead of sporadic shooting at them.

Also the IPOB/MASSOB should please stop this barbaric act. Can't they borrow sense from their fore father who faced hell during the civil war?

The agitation for biafra now is just the wrong time because the country is facing too much problems.
Politics › Re: My Blood Sister Killed Today At Biafra Protest In Onitsha - "VIVIAN GIST" by wristbangle: 7:24pm On Dec 02, 2015
Kachisbarbie:
They have choice na. I am based here in the East, and these mumus are crippling economic activities here, who dem dey do?

Why didn't they use this kind of zeal to challenge T.Orji while he was a Governor and the state remained in shambles. If only they did, maybe Aba would have been a lil better.
I wonder oo!
Politics › Re: My Blood Sister Killed Today At Biafra Protest In Onitsha - "VIVIAN GIST" by wristbangle: 6:35pm On Dec 02, 2015
Kachisbarbie:
Bless you sweetie.
The ones here in Aba were entering offices to destroy Nigerian flag hanging in the complex. They chased all northern traders away, beat up some, obtaining people on the road : asking for money to buy pure water, lucozade boost and biscuit to refill while protesting. If you refuse to give them, they smash your side mirror and move on.
Yet they claim peaceful protest, arrant rubbish.

Aside the fact that handling them ruthlessly is a national crime... I would want the Nigerian Army to deal with them accordingly. Useless illiterates, you need to see them.

Quote me anyhow and get visited by amadioha.
Aunty kachis, lovely comment.

My igbos friends don conclude say dem no go visit home for xmas.
Politics › Re: My Blood Sister Killed Today At Biafra Protest In Onitsha - "VIVIAN GIST" by wristbangle: 6:14pm On Dec 02, 2015
ronald4lif:
Thanks for this inciteful response to the referred comment. Would have respond to it safe for time. I've never tune in to the radio Biafra before and don't planned to do so as they don't represent anything but hate and sowing seed of discord from their Facebook postings which I've monitored since the arrest of Nnamdi Kanu.

Although I'm for free speech and freedom of expression as stipulated in international law I'd have arrest Nnamdi if I were the president. There are no contemptible names this guy and his cohorts doesn't call Buhari, the president of the most populous black nation in the globe. Ranging from paedophile, rapists and other unprintable names. He has got to explain why he's disrespecting a head of state on air in such despicable manner.

When you're agitating for a separate independent state there are conventional practice and procedure to follow, of which I'm sure Nnamdi isn't oblivious to but prefer the route of hate and disunity. Even if Biafra were to succeed, no country survives in isolation and we'd still need the corporation of our closest neighbours, Nigeria.

Also, make no mistake about it, majority of Igbos don't support this recent Biafran crusaders, and a Biafran state. Even if we must not through hate, divisiveness and coercion like Nnamdi is parading.
Much respect to your comment sire.

I have igbo friends in Lagos and what I can deduce from their analysis just like yours is that they have never supported biafra agitation and will never step foot to support their madness.

Amuwo odofin LGA, a popular place in lagos dominated by igbos said that they wish their brothers and sisters in the east can see things differently and never succumb to kanu's wayward/barbaric act hence leading his people to destruction.

Do you know as I am speaking my igbos friends who plan to spend the xmas in the east has cancelled their trip and have decided to stay here.
Politics › Re: My Blood Sister Killed Today At Biafra Protest In Onitsha - "VIVIAN GIST" by wristbangle:
nike4love:
As for igbos properties,it doesn't matter. After the genocide ibos where the poorest,they all started with #20,and now they re at the fore front of business in nig.
2.Eastern state is bigger than austria,yet nigerians troop in there for greener pastures.
3.As for employed indigenous ibos,its there own cup of tea.
They did it before I think they will do it again.
Like idris said ibos re simply hustlers.
1. After the civil war, their properties was returned back to them at south west. So saying they can turn N20 to a fortune is blatant lie. We all know that a business must be furnished with capital. Meanwhile igbos can't successfully transact business among themselves, u should know this.


2. The population of Austria compare to their land mass is balance but the whole igboland can't contain her population hence hunger, strife and recession will eat deep.

3. Igbos are hustlers outside their land but in their land, they are thugs. Like I said earlier, they can't transact business successfully among themselves becos all of them having "buying and selling instinct". So who will now buy their glut supplies of products.

@ the bolded, this is one of the reasons why biafra can't stand. There is so much hate among yourselves.
Politics › Re: My Blood Sister Killed Today At Biafra Protest In Onitsha - "VIVIAN GIST" by wristbangle: 5:52pm On Dec 02, 2015
ronald4lif:
So it's about Buhari, not about a genuine desire for self-determination. It confirms what I have been thinking.

Before I proceed, I want you to know that I am an Igbo man, a proud one. I have never spend a year without visiting Igboland and my village since I became an adult. You need to know that, as folks like you have a mob mentality and therefore cannot approach any public debate with the readiness to accept that someone can still be genuinely Igbo genuinely Igbo without joining in the sheer unthinkingness of your narrow thoughts on Biafra, which is really a disguise for the deep frustrations that Buhari - a man that many of you hate without justification - managed to win despite your narrow judgement on him.

Without fear of contradiction, I must tell you that you guys have the wrong end of the stick. For 5 odd years, Jonathan ran the most corrupt and most incompetent administration in the history of this country. You guys spent the 5 years deceiving yourselves that Jonathan is Igbo, that he is our son, that he is Azikiwe, that he must be given a 2nd term or nobody will know peace. Throughout that period, none of you demanded to be given Biafra by Jonathan. You guys did not even have the sincerity to demand for a return of the Igbo properties which were wrongfully taken by Niger Deltans in the name of "abandoned properties". After the civil war, the Yorubas and the Northerners returned all real estate properties to their rightful Igbo owners. It was only the Niger Deltans who have seized and converted those properties to date, despite the fact that they are our next door neighbours and despite the fact that the owners of those properties were clearly identifiable. Yet, whilst the presidency of a Niger Deltan who was massively supported by our people lasted, none of you demanded for justice on that. None of you could do better than supporting his mindless incompetence and audacious corruption in office.

And as soon as he left office, you all suddenly remembered Biafra because you think that would be a way of frustrating Buhari's presidency. You guys are making a massive mistake that could cost you very dearly. I hope Buhari will be wise enough to ignore you all and see that the silly folks using Biafra idea as a camouflage for their political hypocrisy are nothing more than exactly that - pretenders. Ojukwu's son was praising Buhari the other day. So whose Biafra are you fighting for? You think that your hatred for Buhari can be equated as genuine quest for self-determination.
Excellent piece! Always on point.
Politics › Re: My Blood Sister Killed Today At Biafra Protest In Onitsha - "VIVIAN GIST" by wristbangle: 5:40pm On Dec 02, 2015
nike4love:
Before U comment on something do some research abt that,stop advertising what U don't knw in the public.the radio started since 2009,Jonathan was simply smart enough to ignore what they where saying,the insult,the name calling and other of their peaceful activities.now that the dictator has come into power,his first step was to start arresting and ordering the shooting of unarmed people,using the dss to break the law.
During the era of jonathan regime, radio biafra wasn't known to instigate confusion unlike the current administration spewing thrash and segregation among igbos simply because a northerner is in power.

I just can't figure the essence of their senseless agitation meanwhile the clueless one (GEJ) did nothing in igboland hence one of the reason why their infra structural development is in deplorable state till date.

My own is that the president should free Nnamdi Kanu and if biafra is all they want, they should give it to them.

But the IPOB or MASSOB perhaps igbos really need to ask their selves these questions;

1. What will happen to their properties in other parts of the country?

2. Will their small land occupy their indigenes from every part of the country?

3. Can't they reason that their employed indigenes will become unemployed immediately?

4. So on and So forth!
Politics › Re: My Blood Sister Killed Today At Biafra Protest In Onitsha - "VIVIAN GIST" by wristbangle: 4:30pm On Dec 02, 2015
FreeGlobe:
why is Buhari killing our people. This is provocative. Enough is Enough!!!! RIP... Take heart vivian
U are a great fool!!!

Meanwhile sincere condolence to the family of the deceased. Honestly the earlier the better the IPOB madness stop. My igbo brothers and sisters here are beginning to complain about their vague adventure. Haven't they learn from the civil war?
Romance › Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by wristbangle: 1:03pm On Dec 02, 2015
Laveda:
So those babes nah oloshos too? embarassed lipsrsealed
Kinglekan? undecided undecided
Yes ooo tonguetongue
Romance › Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by wristbangle: 1:02pm On Dec 02, 2015
kinglekan:

You didn't just call those beautiful ladies prostitutes, did u? shocked
Lol, I dey call dem 4 my threads wella
Romance › Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by wristbangle: 1:01pm On Dec 02, 2015
Cutehector:
when i mean mean, i mean that u dnt asslick... Hence, its a good thing...
Lol, thanks boss. Nice one!
Romance › Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by wristbangle: 12:46pm On Dec 02, 2015
Laveda:
kinglekan, see babes only you wan blow grin...I'll soon seize your d!ck. angry

Cutehector thanks cool
grin grin grin

Na today u know say him be king of oloshos?

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