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Truckpusher:
Na so nau.

I dey market.

How market?

Truckpusher:
I'm fine o.

Wey the babes dem nau?

I want to wound woo somebody.

Omotayor123:
Wristbangle lines sweet for the Original

Sexycleopatra:
Of all the guys who wooed here, there was none more romantic, more sweet dan that of wristbangle...


He killed it... Wristbangle, u r just d best, even if tohphaz ddnt choose u, I chose yours.... I really did shed a tear wen I read urs, it was filled wit passion...

Cc: twaci, prettythicksme, tohpahz, sassybae, dygeasy.

Truckpusher:
Aha! Na here I go sleep today.

Tomfrench:
hmmm...na marriage proposal format o

Dygeasy:
[b]
. . .

Tohpahz, What is it that you haven't heard from every other person? It is a known fact that you're beautiful and nothing can ever change that.

Words cannot adequately describe your persona, I could spend the entire 365 days of the year telling you things about your own self. Things like what? Of course things that you've heard plenty of times which you're probably already tired of hearing.

Now I am here trying to reach into the inner parts of you. That deep part of your heart which I believe I can only reach with my words.

I sit here daily trying to see what is there, what about you, why I can't get you out of my mind, why I am barring all odds and baring my heart to you this way. I choose not to tell you things about you, I rather choose to tell you how the things about you have effects on me.

You're beautiful. I know you know that but what it is I don't get is why your beauty makes me feel like I've seen it all. I mean I see different forms of beauty everyday but I still find myself making a choice every time out of a wide array of choices and I still choose you. You're just THE ONE out of many. I only asK you to stay with me beautiful one. You have taught me the power in making a choice which in this case was easy for me anyway cos your type is rare.

Is it your sweet amazing personality? With you by my side, making you and I into one, I am perfect. No two ways about how much I've imagined you'd complement me. Or your beautiful smile.. I don't ever want to see that smile wear off. I have made a strong resolve to keep that smile permanently there and make you happy all the time so I can in turn stay happy. You are a radiator of happiness. Please be my own Lovely one.

I know what you're thinking. Are you thinking of saying Yes or No? It's fine for you to think like that. It isn't my intention to put you in a dilemma but to save you some confusion, I come to you with a totally pure heart devoid of mischief and I pledge my love to you. I pledge my heart to you. Please just say YES my sweet one and make a choice you're never ever gonna regret.

You know one amazing fact I figured about you? You are human and must thus possess a jealous spirit and not only did I find it sweet but I found it an attractive thing too but sweetheart, I wouldn't put you in that spot. For no reason. It is going to be all about you alone every day all day and together we will make the best out of being together cos you've only made me see the essence of creating the most beautiful world of US with you.

Do you want me to get started on what our kids will look like? Biko don't let me start, say YES to me sweetheart and lets go make babies. I'd like twins for a start.

I'm here on my knees, please be mine honey!![/b]

Tomfrench:
omo this one don pass wooing o.... chai !!!

Dygeasy:
Wristbangle babe wey two of us just dey woo, na hin you don kiss.. Issorite!

Wake up bro!

Dygeasy:
Wristbangle babe wey two of us just dey woo, na hin you don kiss.. Issorite!

Wake up bro!

peeparty:
OK let d wooing kontinue for d she-male.

Dygeasy:
I'm here baby


Wristbangle can go and die!

KingTom:
Wristbangle. I swear if you fall my hand ehn! I swear if you no represent well today!

Mhizkel:
Bqlekan!

Mhizkel:
And why the emotional feeling



Lol. Nah..It won't take so long.

E360dg:
Thanks bro. I did just as you said but the problem still persist, that the system can't connect to the network.
It is so amazing because my phone hotspot network is very full as the system detects it but just that it can't connect.
Could there be other alternative I can use to enable me use this glo 3GB on my system?

odinese:
I feel like killing that man....

Wat a stupid line up

kinglekan:

Awwww! But you were quick to divorce me and elope with wristbangle.

KingTom:
Ishibaby listen to me let me talk.
***sips alomo***
Baby girl you have captivated my soul as I dey so I no know wetin to talk or do. You dey ban me e dey sweet me, 3 days ban Na I love you, 5 days ban Na I miss you and 10 years Na I want you forever, sweetie pie I don strip myself naketh dey type your lines, your name alone dey induce Vaseline. Ishi make I deactivate your brassiere, boo let me ban your skirt walahi I go lock your thread.
Make e be me Rev. Dr. Tom Aworinde make I climb your mountain suck your nectar make I enter your gate become landlord. Ishi if no be me no be you no be anybody. I don fall for your love and as e dey so I wan make you reply me. Ishilove say you love me, shey you love me. Oya sweetheart if you do then knack me my 3 days ban. I love you baby girl

DharmyYinks:
[b]Mademoiselle Gurgle


Like the sun unleashes its brightness,
My dilated pupils parted,
Before me stood an elegant princess,
My oeuvre self became hovered,
I was stupefied,
I was daydreaming,
At your vivacious sleekness,
Everyother girls became inferior,
If I were to place u and the other girls in here,
On a juxtaposition,
The result would be devastating,
U're altogether beautiful
Just like a fairy
Your skin sparkles
And your beauty glows
Your pixie dust got me mesmerized
Am intoxicated with for you
Everything about you reeks of perpetual opulence
I'll gladly opt outta my camaraderie
Just to be with you
My love for u is intrincate
It sometimes throws me in a colossal conundrum
If only u knew u have a heart
That beats inside me
They told me I could do anything
If I put my mind to it
Yet no matter how hard I try
I just can't take u off my mind
Darling our love is divine
It keeps spilling out pictures
Of us having late night convo's
Kissing in funny places
I must confess
Cupid really struck that arrow
With ultimate accuracy
because it went through my heart
And left me bleeding for your love and touch
I wish to be your boiled plantain
So that u can salivate
My life with the sweetness in you
My love for you is so sweet
That no Doctor even(mrsphyno)
Can cure ne of this diabetes
My sunshine
Without you in my heart
I will be a blank space
Without any value
Or essence of living.
Will u come fill my heart
Will u be mine and mine alone
because I can't bear sharing you
With the world
I'd rather opt outta life's race
Will you be mine alone??[/b]

sonofananimal:
TRUTH!! YOU JUST WROTE RUBBISH!!

HAVE YOU TOUCH HER BEFORE! I HOW DID YOU KNOW SHE IS WARM AND TENDER?

YOU DON'T WOO PERSON LIKE HER LIKE WITH WORDS TAKEN FROM A LOVE BOOK. RATHER LOOK FOR THE VERY THING UNCOMMON TO HER ( LET ME GIVE YOU A HINT! SHE HATE THE WORD UGLY ) TURN THAT WORD UGLY TO SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL LIKE : HAY SASSYBAE!! YOUR UGLINESS MAKE ME WONDER HOW MUCH BEAUTY YOU HAVE HIDE INSIDE OF YOU


GOSHHH!! YOU NEED ALOT LEARNING

Edusouls:
see the kind of filty language u re using, what is maga?this has shown what u re, a cheap, empty and very poor runs girl without focus or vision, u dead walking girls after years of baaad life and wicked ways, then u run to church looking for husbands that come from where? Maybe fall from the sky..that time u see that you re the real cursed magas...baboon...

Edusouls:
look at black and proud and foolish monkey naija girl, the rain beat your senses out, thats why u cant be polite to this guy, and as it is now you dont even have a boyfriend,cos u have pursued them away with ur harsh and smelling karacters, and at worst u may be one ugly bitch like a baboon..

lagcity:
U fell into canal?

webizone:
Let me tell you and all nairaland ladies who care to know why he would woo you in that condition. The answer is simple. He may NEVER get the chance to meet someone like you again. You might have looked like the girl he dreams about and needs to meet. Even if he meets another, he might not have the courage to talk to her like the moment he had with you and for that he doesn't get to talk with a lot of ladies. So the windows are always pretty slim. That's why he would damn the condition just to get your attention. I swear, if you had given him the chance and made him comfortable around you, he would then notice your condition. I don't expect ladies to understand guys because I tell you truly, if no one asks you and people seem to ignore you when you yearn for love, you will do worse.


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erubamidele:
If a lady ask me to wash her undiesI will just go and give baba for money ritual