₦airaland Forum

Dygeasy:
Wristbangle did you see that? She called me dear. You are gone bro!

Na the day of battle we go see who be baba na.

Tohpahz weldone oo.

dunkem21:
I talk am 2 days ago that Nigerians are already paying above N100/litre for PMS but change chanters no allow my mentions rest

The worst part is that at that price, Nigerians still queue to get this products. Black marketers and their adulterated products have come to stay just like in the 80's.

I miss you, GEJ.

Like seriously Is this coming from an adult mouth? Seems to have forgotten so soon when the clueless one hiked the price of PMS to 140 naira, when he refused to pay the subsidy owed to marketers, etc. Are u okay?

Dygeasy:
I wish to challenge Wristbangle to woo Tohpahz!!

U no go leave my wifey alone!

Oyaa we shall see who ll win her

agoadiv:
Who saw the blunder in number 4

We are not perfect bro. Urz is to correct him not just concentrating ur skills on the mistake made. He can't edit it again because the topic is already on FP but people understand that it is "wondering" not "wonderful"

SapeleWater:
Aswear, e get one period wey I begin attend Christ Embassy church anyhow for Waff town bikos na babes dem go send to welcome u as a newcomer. Me na just to feel those boobs for my chest be my problem. Sometimes my prick self go stand depending on how the sister body take set. But if dem don know ur face too much dem no go begin hug u again, naim me sef go relocate to another Christ Embassy wey I see

lmao

Omotayor123:
Shooo... See me see Gbege oooo. After you don run go tophaz side abi

Leave tohphaz abeg. E be like say I go challenge u 4 the wooing competition.

Teempakguy:


Na wa o . . . these people sef.

So, after you fall inside canal, you suddenly got inspiration from the heavens to write this abi?

Hahaha yes na. What do u think?

Omotayor123:
Ndoh...

When I ask you no gree for me nko

. Oya I don get ur time. I love u tori torun

Bqlekan, amin ooo

prettythicksme:
lmao!d guy get mumu button i swear!!

Na love whey worry am na.

MhizDeedy:
Lol bangle leave d fresh chicks for d young guys nd follow ur type

I need your type na. How I wan take see?

MhizDeedy:
Lol shey u sef normally eye fresh fish?

Wetin u expect na.

iamtomi:
lol..number one is soo true..got a friend in school dat does dat ish to one guy like dat...it's mini 'ghana-must-go' she uses to pack d cloths 4 d guy...den he takes it to his place to wash den bring baq when dry...she even nicknamed him 'handy'

Hahahaha. Eroticangelina and prettythicksme, come and see for yourself.

adeh39:

Chai! Niger babes bad oo

TheNonce:

Only _idiots fall for all this! Sensible guys know that there is always a hotter babe at your next destination! Why waste time on a hopeless situation! The game is easy!

Well said. But some guys just can't take NO for an answer.

MhizDeedy:
Lol if only I could get that guy nd flog him very well til he is red everywhere

Him wan chop fresh fish na. Konji na real bastard

Jollyjoy:
Op are you kidding mean?? You mean there are guys who still fall maga even when the sign is crystal clear??

Some guys are just so dumb abeg!

Yes ofcos. They don't take NO for an answer.

adeh39:
Of course

Serious bashing....

Omotayor123:
Wristbangle don suffer for women hand

Number 5&6 sure dye

Lol. I dey tell u ooh. I don suffer 4 their hand.

MhizDeedy:
Lmao hahhahahaahaaa guys wil always be guys, when these set of ladies show u red-light, u wil just leave them alone nd move on. I remembered wen I was going out like that nd I was drenched, shivering nd in a haste to get home quick. Then a guy walked up to me nd was just saying things I could hardly comprehend, I mean who will woo a lady in that condition? then he was like 'hey beautiful! What's up? I said m fine Obviously' who in his right senses woo a lady in that condition?' I kept on walking, the rain had reduced a bit, then he continued ' u re so beautiful, even with d rain that fell u re still glowing' nd he continued his gibberish then I faced him with anger nd said ' cant u see drenched, who in his right senses will woo a lady like this nd he was like he's sorry but I can come nd stay at his place till d rain stop. I just hissed nd left his side





Seriously that is annoying, guys shld really know wen to approach ladies, u can't see a lady frowning or hurrying to get smwer quickly then u think of wooing her. Y some guys will act so docile just to win a lady's heart nd ends up being ridiculed nd magalized., U can't win a lady's heart like that, if she shows u a red light or pretends to like u just run or u end up being her handbag, money bag, mumu bag nd frustration bag( any small thing u do she will shout nd pour her frustration on u knowing u wil just beg her then get her something later)

Hahahaha. I can't stop laughing. The guy invite u come him house for free flow of sexual current na.

KingTom:
if I catch you near her, I go use your dick do suya

. E be like I go enter challenge with u to woo her oo.

adeh39:


*Modified

Number 4 got me cracking

I do number 5 alot, cos some guys are just so annoying..........they don't even care to know if u are in a gud mood or not, at least guys should learn to read a lady's face before approaching her.....

Number 6, yeah I do that too.....but it depends on the type of guy.....

*Bows out*

If I approach you and you are not in the mood, will u bash me?

SegunFlames:
meanwhile... discombobulation.. OP take note

Woow. Thanks bro. Edited.

tosyne2much:
Baba, maaa no lie you, me sef use style like Ishilove oooo but I dey fear make she no send me go jail if I open love thread for her

Lol I no mind oo if I enter her prison provided I speak my mind fast before kingtom. Snatch her from me.

prettythicksme:
op ur number1&4 tho,who does dat huh?op which one u don experience bf?

Hahahaha. Not at all but my friends experienced it though on rare occasion but wetin don happen don happen.

EroticAngelina:
lyk serious?? dis one wey u dey shine teeth.. hmm. u sure say u no dey form am? cos I never hear of any case where girl ask guy to fast.. tor.

I no form am dear. When I was in school most especially those SU sisters, they tell those brothers to go on several weeks fasting.

EroticAngelina:
hey, ur way over exaggerating this whole thing

we have to do some of them to show guys we aren't cheap. so u want us to accept and open leg for every guy that tells us 'ur beautiful'?? pls they should endure, cos they aren't the only toasters we deal with daily!!!

a girl's gotta do wat a girl's gotta do


wait o... how will u tell a guy to wash ur undies see madness.

fasting haba!!!!!!! this unnecessary addition no good o. op

E dey happen well well oo!

gimakon:
Wetin you day talk? Jonathan? Negotiate with Shekau? You get television for house at all?

When last did u read news?

midolian:
President of neighbouring Chad claims Islamist sect leader now replaced by deputy who is willing to enter peace talks

Abubakar Shekau, the head of the Boko Haram Islamist group that kidnapped more than 200 Nigerian schoolgirls last year, has been ousted as its leader, it has been claimed.

Shekau, who gained worldwide notoriety after appearing in a series of videos in which he threatened to sell the girls as slaves, has been replaced by another Boko Haram deputy who is said to be open to peace talks, according to Idriss Deby, the president of neighbouring Chad.

Mr Deby, whose forces have been fighting Boko Haram militants around Nigeria's border areas, made the comments in a press conference on Tuesday in which he claimed that the group was now on the back foot militarily and would be finished "by the end of the year".

"There is someone apparently called Mahamat Daoud who is said to have replaced Abubakr Shekau and he wants to negotiate with the Nigerian government," he said. "For my part, I would advise not to negotiate with a terrorist."

It was not clear how Mr Deby had obtained his information, although rumours have been circulating in recent months that Shekau had gone on the run or even fled Nigeria altogether as a result of increased military operations against Boko Haram by both the Nigerian and Chadian governments. Little is known as of yet about the man named by Deby as his successor, whose name may well be a non de guerre.

Mr Deby was speaking to reporters in the Chadian capital, N'Djamena, on the 55th anniversary of Chad's independence from France. His claims that Boko Haram are facing imminent defeat will be questioned by some, however, given the carnage the group has wreaked in recent days across its strongholds in north-east Nigeria.

On Tuesday, a bomb killed at least 47 people and wounded dozens more in the village of Sabon Gari, near the north-east city of Maiduguri. Two days before that, jihadists shot dead four people and abducted five more in the same area.

Nigerian and Chadian commanders maintain that they have at least stopped the group controlling entire towns and neighbourhoods, and that the recent attacks amount to a return to hit-and-run tactics.

While claiming progress in the fight against the jihadists, who have repeatedly hit border areas of Cameroon, Chad and Niger, Mr Deby admitted that suicide bombers still posed a threat. But he added: "Boko Haram is decapitated. There are little groups (of Boko Haram members) scattered throughout east Nigeria, on the border with Cameroon. It is within our power to definitively overcome Boko Haram."

It is not the first time that reports have emerged claiming Shekau's downfall. Reports from the Nigerian military and media have declared him dead on several occasions, although experts also believe that the various videos that have appeared purporting to be him sometimes feature lookalikes.

He is believed to have ruled out all prospect of peace talks with the Nigerian government, allegedly causing rifts with other Boko Haram commanders who favoured negotiations that could also have led to the freeing of the schoolgirls.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/nigeria/11798044/.html

https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02909/Abubakar-Shekau_2909100e.jpg
Abubakar Shekau, the most ruthless boko haram commander

The bolded is the bone of contention. You can't negotiate with a terrorist and expect peace. PMB should not do the same mistake GEJ made.

Glad barca did it tonight. Dedicating this cup to my sport wifey, juliaann.

Meanwhile sevilla, una Weldone oo! We go meet for EPL. Yeye team whey e wan cut my heart this night.