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Ladies get confused when they have various species of toasters bothering their life both online and offline.

The chases and unwanted attention from their toasters give them assurance of self-worth, beauty and value, which often be cloud their sense of reasoning to the point that some of them even end up in the wrong hands

Let's take a look on these ignorant attributes ladies look for in a guy.

Desperation For Financial Security

It's expected that many if not all ladies seek good financial standing in their men but that does not mean a lady should just jump on every Tom, Dick and Harry that comes her way, just because of their good financial standing. In recent time, many ladies don't even care about the source of the money (drug dealing, internet fraud, ritual, etc). This is the reasons why many of them end up in the wrong hand

Popularity

When you ask some ladies about their dream husband, you will see them mentioning personalities such as Chris brown, Wizkid, davido,etc. They believe their popular status in the society will automatically guarantee them respect, wealth and happy home. When in fact, it may not.

Physical appearance

Many ladies want a man who is as tall, good looking and handsome as Tosyne2much, lalasticlala and naijaboiy but little do they know that what makes a man is far beyond physical looks. Many ladies have lost great opportunities just because they are bent on not giving that kind heart short dude due attention

Place of work

I have lost counts on occasion where ladies discuss about guys working in Oil & Gas sector, Airport and other juicy sectors. In as much as you don't fit into this category, they will turn you down without mercy.

State of residence

Don't know why many ladies are fascinated by the residence of a guy. When some of them realize you live places like Lekki, Ikoyi, V.I, they will always dance to your tune otherwise they may act like you don't exist. Ladies with this mentality often end up in wrong hands

Character

Ladies are inquisitive to know the positive side of a guy than his derogatory ways. The fact that he is an angel today doesn't mean he won't become a vampire tomorrow. Out of desperation because some of them are ageing, they force the wrong guys into marriage just like funke akindele.

Citizenship status

In an attempt to claim citizenship of developed countries, some ladies screen guys as if they are under chevron assessment. After much scrutiny, they choose guys having a visa in USA, UK and other developed countries negating a guy who can't even boost of a lagos citizen.

Lalasticlala

Flawless write up OP.

PapaNnamdi:
how come you people get all the jobs sef, pesin dey find work since e nor see and una wey get still de get more, pls carry ur dilema else where, i dey vex

PapaNnamdi, no vex biko!

Depends on your course of study. Perhaps weigh the options by checking what the fed job as to offer.

Besides OP.... "If them advertised all these fed gov job secretly, una go apply, get the job. After Una go come here dey seek for people advice.

The guy below me has said it all. God dey

piicity:
A month ban

wetin u do?

piicity:
Longest time no see <

Hey brosss! It's being a while. Where u go?

Ishilove:
Me and wristbangle go waaay back

And clean your crocodile tears o jare. We all know what this is about

Cutehector:
who r d rats? No make me slap u o.. Who is ishilove? She is a woman.. Not a goddess

Am not worshipping her biko! She is my good friend just like u bro.

KingTom:
I saw you telling wristbangle something about your number! So it has gotten to that! So you mean it has gotten to this

Hahaha. See this guy! U be correct clown. U whey e dey woo Ishilove like say she be slave girl

Ishilove:
That's too bad. Well, if the section is so bad now why don't you avoid it? Let the trolls and kids knock themselves out

My night was fair. Sorry I haven't responded to your message, my line has been barred so I have to go to their office to unbar it.

Heya. I guess NCC are venting their anger towards the inappropriate registration of your line. Perhaps they would have sent you a warning message earlier.

Hope ur line is in order now?

Lol about avoiding it.. stylishly doing that

KingTom:
Ishilove. How much do you want I'll do anything

Hahaha. See this man. . U wan fall maga?

KingTom:
Ishilove. How much do you want I'll do anything

Hahaha. See this man. . U wan fall maga?

Ishilove:
Dying ko, living ni.

Your absence has made romance section dead zone.

A yoruba adage says " the absence of cat has made rat grow wings". Na wetin dey happen be that now oo.

Gudam. How was ur nite?

So this thread is now here. All in the name of increasing traffic on this section.

Sighs..

So who is now airing this fake news?

Wonders shall never end

saladin24:
Taaaaaaaaa! E don tey we dey hear this kain rubbish. Next news go be Boko Haram attack Bama Kill 200 Farmers!

We don't pray for this kind of news again brother.

I am glad our troops are defeating these demons as their activities is dwindling day in day out.

Next time I will appreciate if our troops can do the needful by tweeting pictures along with their words.

May God envelope u the power to smash these demons completely.

Omotayor123:
Am I being interviewed now

Yeah.. But currently on IT!

Eh ehn. Lol nope.

sonofananimal:
COS OF THIS XENOPHOBIA, I DON'T REALLY LIKE ALL THIS SOUTH COMPANY TAKING ADVANTAGES ON US.

JUST TAKE A LOOK AT DSTV AND MTN, GAINING HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY ON OUR HEAD BUT LET TREAT US LIKE PIECE OF SHITTE.

WE REALLY NEED TO GO HARD ON THOSE SOUTH AFRICA COMPANY.

I dey always feel u whenever u comment on a thread.

Well said bro.

Omotayor123:
Badt boy

Lol. If u say so. Where u dey 4 abeokuta? U dey sch there? If yes, which sch?

Sanchez01:
You digressing. Remember the bone of contention here is the "sleeper cell" theory. And I took the other guy on over his obvious hate towards the President. According to him, Lagos was the ISIS suspect's destination, the same thing you assumed.

If indeed he was to meet with some cell mates here in Nigeria, it wouldn't be Lagos because Boko Haram's territory does not have such range. He can only be hosted in a cell which is close to the North.

By the way, an average Lagosian would raise an eyebrow over such beard, and to think that he's a foreigner would easily make him a suspect.

Bro, check the OP's write up. He shaved his beard in order not be noticed.

Meanwhile I am not digressing. The ISIS (lebanese, Iraq, etc) aand boko haram(Northern Nigerians) work hand in hand.

Omotayor123:
Yeah..it was well sited. Wetin carry you come oke ilewo

Business and pleasure.

Abbycite:
we need one in Ogun state.....

Chill. Construction has commenced in Abeokuta. Go to oke-ilewo region.

Omotayor123:
True... Abeokuta shop rite loading..!

Lol. So na Abeokuta u dey?

I was @ oke-ilewo last week and when I saw the place shoprite wants to use for her business, I was like woow. Well centred and how thoughtful of them.

Sanchez01:
Your assertion is still based on assumption. If indeed he has a link with the BH sect, then landing in Abuja would have been proper. Abuja has more Northerners than Lagos.

@the bolded, yeah, that's me

Bro, there are lebanese and cohorts associated with his tribe more in lagos than abuja.

U sabi argue eh!

Sanchez01:
And Lagos has the only international Airport in the country Because I still don't understand. Please explain.

I don't think the plane he wants to board from beirut will land in FCT or PHCITY. Seems it's heading to lagos and ofcourse he can't take off immediately to the north east region as there must be an accomplice in his short stay @ lag that will assist him.

Hope u understand now?

Meanwhile I think I remember you and I argued over football issue 3days ago on the barca thread.

Good one to student who made this and don't listen to your critics. Afterall it's a research still in motion. Now u should work on the design of the car.

Sanchez01:
I still can't believe someone typed the bolded. Perhaps your keypad is faulty and your device developed a brain of its own which I doubt.

[b]The report says "Nigeria" and you mentioned Lagos. [/b]If we say hate has clouded your reasoning you would argue otherwise.

Bro, there is some truth in what that guy said. He is coming to Nigeria. Won't he land in lagos first?