Cutehector:
u?

Ex madonnite too.

tosyne2much:
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Oh finally you've grown! Good for U. And Co.

So na ur type dey do all this things wey u list abi?
No wonder babes dey show una.

Lol.
#jokes

Jbond:
Ex madonnite too.

really.. Whch dept

tosyne2much:
I guess your sense of reasoning has already told you what perfectly fit it

I can't reply mails.. Dunno why!

shut:

Ahhh why? The mention is unnecessary

lmfao!!!!!

Cutehector:
can I be ur boo?

Lol

bqlekan:
Yes, Lekan is jealous and he will act

Lol hahahahag lekan u re a caae

MhizDeedy:



Lol

I"d take dat as a yes

8 only is my hobby

I 1der oo I dnt knw ao fool are sum guys thankin gal 4 accptin dre request

wristbangle:
Some guys are serious buffoon. How can they thank ladies for accepting their request on facebook, etc and expect something tangible thereafter. "No wonder ladies tag them perverts".

These are the kinds that are seen ass licking ladies on nairaland by unleashing their vague shakespeare love message to ladies.

But tosyne2much which skills nai person fit adopt to woo Ishilove. I just like that bae

just be natural and protect ur integrity

agoadiv:
Who saw the blunder in number 4

lol, u be monitoring spirit?

agoadiv:
Who saw the blunder in number 4

Wonderful ryt?

list everywhere this days

shut:


Ahh its crazy,every thread,every section, every argument.
It's either "shvt up" or "shvt down"

Lol. You may need to re brand

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Jadoskii:
Sometimes back,while standing with my G close to a cafe,i asked him to let me send a mail to someone on hs phone,he went on and on about his low battery and not aving megabytes,i wonder hw 75% is low bat.few mins later a random girl walked up to us and asked my guy for his phone to log in to her student info coz she saw him pressing his phone,b4 i cld say boobs,my friend dn give the gurl phone cum dy form mumu dy stammer join.she even used up his airtime.the idiot was just smiling...the gurl just said thank you and left.....

You no break the mumu head? Kai!

Cutehector:
lol guys wear skinny jeans too

I know. Have never liked it though. It's always like they are gonna hurt that 'stuff'.

ogorkojo:

I know. Have never liked it though. It's always like they are gonna hurt that 'stuff'.

hahahahaha and u girls dat wear push up bra? Cmon, I fEel the boobs will one day burst

agoadiv:
Who saw the blunder in number 4

Okay I 'appect' but you should 'appect' the blunder in number 9 too.

GboGboAye:

So na for NL you wan comot for closet abi?
Your announcement has been noted.

Who is this one now? Must you quote me

agoadiv:
Who saw the blunder in number 4

.."some will wonderful" ;

MhizDeedy:
they start wooing every lady that comes dere way. I had a friend like that he needed a girlfriend so bad, then he starts asking every lady out, he wil ask this, ask that but their responses re negative. Eventually a lady decided to date him, their relationship was kinda off tho. On Valentine he bought her this expensive jewelries then he showed me, I was like 'wow Becca wil love this' then he wrapped it well nd went out. Later he came back moody I was wondering y, then I asked him what she gave him nd what was her reaction to his gifts, he showed me d face towel nd boxers she got him. I couldn't laugh so he wouldn't feel bad but twas so hilarious , d next day he broke up with her. Then he gave up on having girlfriends, his new slogan is 'life is better without commitments'

ehyahh thanks for sharing your pain... you shouldn't have gone out with broke bitch...

Cutehector:
hahahahaha and u girls dat wear push up bra? Cmon, I fEel the boobs will one day burst

Push ups are beta jor. Aldo some boobs sorfa in d process. Skinny jeans push some guys stuff to d side. And d bulge is always obvious.

tolusan:


Lol. You may need to re brand

Dnt want to

SapeleWater:
Aswear, e get one period wey I begin attend Christ Embassy church anyhow for Waff town bikos na babes dem go send to welcome u as a newcomer. Me na just to feel those boobs for my chest be my problem. Sometimes my prick self go stand depending on how the sister body take set. But if dem don know ur face too much dem no go begin hug u again, naim me sef go relocate to another Christ Embassy wey I see

lmao

wristbangle:
Some guys are serious buffoon. How can they thank ladies for accepting their request on facebook, etc and expect something tangible thereafter. "No wonder ladies tag them perverts".

These are the kinds that are seen ass licking ladies on nairaland by unleashing their vague shakespeare love message to ladies.

But tosyne2much which skills nai person fit adopt to woo Ishilove. I just like that bae

very wrong assumption..accepting a rqst on fbk from a mere mutual frnd u never knew b4 is optional....u dnt just create a conversation from no where with some1 dat never met u b4...thanking a lady for acptn d friendship rqst is thanking her despite d odds, she still has room to give audience to a frnd from no whr....remember Facebook normally Shuld b for Ppl u kno from somewhr..I do it,n if I send u such n u dnt reply, u wuld just b on ma list for years... I hav fbk frnds like dat...bt if u do, we can over tym start knowing lil things abt each other....n no lady can call me a pervert cos of dat simple act

agoadiv:
Who saw the blunder in number 4

We are not perfect bro. Urz is to correct him not just concentrating ur skills on the mistake made. He can't edit it again because the topic is already on FP but people understand that it is "wondering" not "wonderful"

SapeleWater:
Aswear, e get one period wey I begin attend Christ Embassy church anyhow for Waff town bikos na babes dem go send to welcome u as a newcomer. Me na just to feel those boobs for my chest be my problem. Sometimes my prick self go stand depending on how the sister body take set. But if dem don know ur face too much dem no go begin hug u again, naim me sef go relocate to another Christ Embassy wey I see

LOL.. Imagine!
Funny dude

ogorkojo:

Push ups are beta jor. Aldo some boobs sorfa in d process. Skinny jeans push some guys stuff to d side. And d bulge is always obvious.

pushups aren't any berra... Makes ur boobs look fake... I still like girls whose boobs are somwhat sagged to a little extent

they engage the lady in worthless discussion just to get her attention