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Jokes Etc › Re: Photo: Guys You Rock This Hairstyle For Your Favourite Artist by wtfCode: 6:44pm On Aug 30, 2015
that looks so so dirty!
Autos › Re: I Need A Neat Car by wtfCode: 6:33pm On Aug 30, 2015
hahahahaha, are u serious? Unless u need volks wagen beetle.
Celebrities › Re: P-square Escape Unhurt From An Accident Along Lagos Ibadan Expressway by wtfCode: 6:25pm On Aug 30, 2015
some mo.rons will come here and start shouting end time things.
Food › Re: Some Kitchen Tricks You May Not Know by wtfCode: 11:03am On Aug 30, 2015
huh!! Ok...i'm gonna save this page for my future wifey.
Sports › Re: Professor Ighalo Wins N58Million In Sports Bet by wtfCode: 9:51am On Aug 30, 2015
kestolove95:
Hear d manager name..mr dotun..God safe u sai na yoruba man...if to sai na igbo man...I die if u go even see 500K...ibos and 419 b like car and petrol
dude i'm wondering if u were breast fed when u were a kid, cuz u talk like ur skull is filled with air.
Politics › Re: Reject Public Money Stolen By Your Husbands, Sultan Advises Women by wtfCode: 9:16am On Aug 30, 2015
whether u be sultan or igwe, give that kinda advise to the igbo women and they will stone u to death at that point.
In the north,
The sultan will start 'moooowing' like a cow and the women will 'mooooow' back to the sultan in good response in a happily long-high-pitch 'moo' sound
**mmMoooooooooooooooooooooowwWw**
Nairaland General › Re: 9 Things To Do Before You Turn 30 In Nigeria by wtfCode: 1:00am On Aug 29, 2015
Dcaliphate:
b4 u clock 30, phock 30
Good one brah, now we are so talkin'. Cheers.
Politics › Re: #northerners Trends On Twitter As Nigerians React To Buhari's Appointments by wtfCode: 10:18pm On Aug 27, 2015
make i just keep my cool amd leave this !diot to stay 1 year in office and see what he's achieved.
Knw if he'll move the resources to the north.
Many foools that calls the south Biafra are now seeing one of the many reason they need biafra.
Fashion › Re: Ladies Why Do You Wear Mini-skirt If You Dont Feel Comfortable In It? by wtfCode: 3:27pm On Aug 27, 2015
a lady wore one very mini skirt and sat on a chair, i came near her and she starts covering her fresh laps with a handkerchief.
I was like, gurl u dont need to do that...whats the essense of putting on a short skirt at the first place?
#i can see some sets of ingrates have changed the topic of this thread.
#sits back to watch more insults raining out 4rm this foools.

Phones › Re: Did GLO Send You This TEXT >:( SCREENSHOT by wtfCode: 3:09pm On Aug 27, 2015
i recieved that on my mtn and glo line. Plz, can anyone help me out with glo customer care number.
Nairaland General › Re: Professional Female Begger That Drives An SUV And Begs For N1K Exposed At Ikoyi by wtfCode: 2:59pm On Aug 27, 2015
how i go dey trek,pesin go carry SUV come dey beg me money. Me wey stingy like buhari.
Car Talk › Re: PHOTO: Fully Loaded Cement Truck Spotted Cruising At Lekki With Tyres Missing by wtfCode: 2:51pm On Aug 27, 2015
there's no doubt this country is a ZOO,with most of its animals in lagos.
Food › Re: Shovel Used To Serve Food At IDP Camp In Maiduguri (photos) by wtfCode: 2:40pm On Aug 27, 2015
this is very funny.
after dem go carry the shovel go dig ground somewhere or pack sh!t,then tomorrow carry am serve food and the routine goes on like that.
Politics › Re: Its 500 Days Since The Chibok Girls Were Kidnapped By Boko Haram by wtfCode: 2:34pm On Aug 27, 2015
they are now baby mamas.
Celebrities › Re: May D In Trouble at ikeja Mall For constituting a nuisance with His Drift Board by wtfCode: 2:30pm On Aug 27, 2015
190:
Yess sir it's 190
mehn, u don old 4 nairaland o. I remember like 5 to 6 years ago when u were hot on nairaland.
Romance › Re: Eroticangelina Pleas Accep Me As Ur Luva :-( by wtfCode: 10:27pm On Aug 26, 2015
i almost felt sorry 4 u.

All this write up because of E-punnani abi?
Celebrities › Re: May D In Trouble at ikeja Mall For constituting a nuisance with His Drift Board by wtfCode: 10:22pm On Aug 26, 2015
190:
Who's mayD
Oh I forgot only u Nigerians know him
190 is that u?
Celebrities › Re: May D In Trouble at ikeja Mall For constituting a nuisance with His Drift Board by wtfCode: 10:19pm On Aug 26, 2015
who the hell posted this sh*t?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Club Brugge Vs Manchester United: UCL Play-off (0 - 4) On 26th August 2015 by wtfCode: 10:08pm On Aug 26, 2015
now thats how it used to be, pouring goals on our opponents goal post.
#ggmu.
Politics › Re: Suicide Bombers Kill Selves, Soldier In Borno by wtfCode: 9:37pm On Aug 26, 2015
it's just a normal news that always comes down 4rm the north.
So i ain't surprised at all, i'm just expecting another terrible bomb and rape news 4rm the north and the western maggots.
*yawns, hunger wan kill me 4 here*
Romance › Re: Singles And Sex: How Do I Say No When My Hormones Say Go? by wtfCode: 10:46pm On Aug 25, 2015
Luckymay:
op is right, he didn't calculate from the first day of menses, he started from after the 4-5days of menses.
thank Goodness u're a female.
Are u trying to say that the 7-12 days the op mentioned is included in the menstrual days or is it 7 to 12 days after menstruation?
I'm confused here.
Nairaland General › Re: Nigeria Police What Is Going On Here? by wtfCode: 10:43am On Aug 25, 2015
change is here
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland I Dey Vex For Una Ooo by wtfCode: 10:40am On Aug 25, 2015
gerraraherrre.
Romance › Re: Pictures, Man Post Selfies From Under Bed After The Gfs Mum Came Back Early by wtfCode: 10:38am On Aug 25, 2015
very funny
Nairaland General › Re: See What I Caught Beside My House by wtfCode: 10:29am On Aug 25, 2015
dude aint that ur brother? Nice posing 4rm both of u duh.
Autos › Re: 2014 Honda Accord Sport In Abuja by wtfCode: 10:24am On Aug 25, 2015
189 hp and not a v6 engine atleast.
4.7m with that spec is costly nah. Its better i add a lil' money on that 4.7 and get myself a venza suv.
Crime › Re: Endtime Is Near! 40 Year Old Man Rapes Widow To Death by wtfCode: 10:17am On Aug 25, 2015
what a terrible story filled with fallacy. No link of the source?
Romance › Re: Guys Check Out by wtfCode:
omg...that aint a boob anymore, thats a pillow.
Kinda boob u have to hold each with both hands on.
Boobs makes me smile.
But character(a good one) melts me.

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