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Christianity EtcRe: Why Incense Sticks Are Used? by wtfCode: 11:59am On Apr 30, 2022
Psalm 141:2
May my prayer be set before you like incense; may the lifting up of my hands be like the evening sacrifice.

Somethings, you guys baffle me with your superstitions..
grin grin grin grin
TravelRe: DJ Soda Kicked Out Of U.S Airplane For Wearing "Offensive" Pants (Photos) by wtfCode: 10:33pm On Apr 29, 2022
Is that a plastic skin, damn shocked
RomanceRe: Help! I Can't Stop Masturbating To Pictures Of My Ex by wtfCode: 3:20am On Apr 28, 2022
You'll be free one day
EducationRe: SCIENCE: Ways To Repel, Prevent Or Kill Snakes. by wtfCode: 11:13pm On Sep 24, 2021
I discovered a snake in a WC toilet today.
I called a friend to help out, he suggested I pour petrol(fuel) inside the WC.
I got a litre of fuel and flushed it down.
I don't know how effective this would be huh huh

This post got me calmed rn.

RomanceRe: Trying To Be Invisible On Whatsapp. by wtfCode: 3:21pm On Jan 22, 2021
wtfCode:
Your dad is wrong
Its a way to tell some people who think they're too big to view ur status update until u view theirs that u don't give a single fûck.
I think I should also turn off my last seen too...I hate people monitoring me and being too critical. cool
RomanceRe: Trying To Be Invisible On Whatsapp. by wtfCode:
Your dad is wrong
Its a way to tell some people who think they're too big to view ur status update until u view theirs that u don't give a single Bleep.
I think I should also turn off my last seen too...I hate people monitoring me and being too critical cool
RomanceRe: Lady Embarrassed As Boyfriend Kneels Down To Propose To Her At The Market by wtfCode: 2:48pm On Jan 22, 2021
grin grin grin
This hoe should've collected the ring and return it to him later on.
And this poossy niggr will never forget this embarrassment for the rest of his life. cry
FamilyRe: Three Experiences That Make Me Think I'm Married To The Wrong Person by wtfCode: 2:00pm On Jan 22, 2021
I only want to know where dem dey sell a plot of land for 150k abeg? undecided
IslamRe: Ruling On Eating Onions And Garlic by wtfCode: 11:43am On Jan 31, 2020
grin Africans and religion shaa,,,nsogbu di
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by wtfCode: 3:19pm On Sep 15, 2019
Iyazking:
Please who sells this shockproof case for redmi note 7 and QCT1 pro earbuds here.
Will this fit the mi9?
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Complains Of The Shape Of My Vagina by wtfCode: 2:58pm On Sep 15, 2019
agbonkamen:
same with dick.... Some small, big, medium, fine, ugly and ugliest. The worst one is a dick that it balls are 90 kilometers away from the real peni*ss grin grin
Geezuzzz grin
RomanceRe: Roman Goddess Share Pawon Bedroom Version.....guy Can't Hold Body Again... by wtfCode: 2:54pm On Sep 15, 2019
Ndi njo akaria
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Slowly Distancing Herself From Me..... by wtfCode: 10:31am On Sep 15, 2019
Just keep being the best of u.
Don't push yourself too much.
I suggest u read through her horoscope too.
RomanceRe: Couple's Hot Wedding Kiss Got People Talking (Photos) by wtfCode: 10:15am On Sep 15, 2019
That's how u lick a sweet orange especially when u're tasty.
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Would You Say If His Dick Doesn't Rise During Sex?[PICTURES] by wtfCode: 3:55pm On Sep 08, 2019
Crazeworld:
Too much masturbation, how preeq go gree rise again? It is accustomed to your greasy hand rather than the sensation of a warm honey pot or the sight of two bobby grin
grin
TV/MoviesRe: Esther Goes To Frodd After Biggie Called Him For Removing His Pant In Bed by wtfCode: 3:31pm On Aug 18, 2019
I wonder what u people gain watching bbn undecided
PhonesRe: Xiaomi MI 9 For Sale At A Give Away Price by wtfCode: 11:03pm On Aug 08, 2019
Can't find this phone in the local shops,why?
PhonesRe: I Need A Good Android Phone-150k Budget. by wtfCode(op): 11:20pm On Jul 10, 2019
philip0906:
Some of you kids just type like dimwits undecided
Get off my mention
PhonesRe: I Need A Good Android Phone-150k Budget. by wtfCode(op): 10:57pm On Jul 10, 2019
philip0906:
So why are you quoting me? undecided
Cuz I no wan buy a stolen phone undecided
PhonesRe: I Need A Good Android Phone-150k Budget. by wtfCode(op): 10:22pm On Jul 09, 2019
philip0906:
I have an iPhone 8 64g used by me for only 1 month. It was purchased as new. Comes with Carton and accessories.
I'll give you for 135k. You won't see a cheaper price.
Abeg I no get strength for SARS o.
PhonesRe: I Need A Good Android Phone-150k Budget. by wtfCode(op): 7:14pm On Jun 29, 2019
PhenomenalMorgan:
Xiaomi Mi 9 is the overall best device for that price...
Snapdragon 855, Triple Cameras, Wireless Charging, Amoled display... Etc...
But if you want the absolutely best camera...
Google Pixel 2xl...
Huawei Nova 5 is also a good option...
Cool.
Is pixel 2xl and nova 5 in the same price range with mi9?
PhonesI Need A Good Android Phone-150k Budget. by wtfCode(op): 11:08pm On Jun 27, 2019
I need ur best advice on which phone I could buy with 150k or less.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by wtfCode: 8:10pm On Jun 16, 2019
zainkay:
I think say nah only me the lie dey crack up..2tb no be 2 gigabyte o..people ehn
Just let the olodo be nah
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by wtfCode: 8:06pm On Jun 16, 2019
Protein0:
Mi9 is 165k 6/128gb
I have in stock sef kiss
What about the k9 pro n the mi 9t?
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by wtfCode: 5:47pm On Jun 16, 2019
Protein0:
K20pro 6/128gb is what you need at 149k kiss
macbeyland:
Then come for redmi k20 pro. It's 5k higher than the 150 price
Thanks Guys.
Checked it out...its a badass phone.
I also saw a comparison to it, the mi9.
Both are totally cool, any idea about the mi9 price in the markets?
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by wtfCode: 3:33pm On Jun 16, 2019
macbeyland:
Go for max 3 @87k. 5700mah battery. Chat me up. I will have by next week.
OK I want a more powerful phone around 150k n with up to date os. Thanks
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by wtfCode: 3:17pm On Jun 16, 2019
I need a good xiaomi phone that's under 150k.
I'm a terrible heavy user.
Which would y'all recommend as I've never used a xiaomi phone b4.
PhonesRe: Who Is Using Infinix S3X ??? by wtfCode: 12:36am On Oct 10, 2018
i wonder why the infinix is much expensive than tecno camon x?
huh huh undecided
CelebritiesRe: Skales Accused Of Abusing Drug, Rohypnol Before Performance by wtfCode: 10:20pm On Sep 08, 2018
and so?
angry
CrimeRe: Bill Oxley: I Killed Bob Marley - Ex-CIA Agent Confesses by wtfCode: 10:56pm On Aug 27, 2018
SarakiBukola:
Yes i agree
editing my quote shows u suffer from low self esteem too(too many problems).
A WORD is enough 4 the wise but 4 ur own case, even if dem carry the WORD transform am into NAIL then carry hammer dey hit am through ur skull, na waste of time cuz e no go enta.
PoliticsRe: Donald Trump's 'Buhari Is Lifeless': Buhari Media Organisation Reacts To Comment by wtfCode:
grin trump is an IPOB YOUTH
CrimeRe: Bill Oxley: I Killed Bob Marley - Ex-CIA Agent Confesses by wtfCode: 10:34pm On Aug 27, 2018
SarakiBukola:

This might be true....still might be pure lies.

Some just lie for the fun of it.

Pathological liars are the very worst types. They believe even their own lies. It's so real to them
u mean liars like u

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