₦airaland Forum

Wait o. She's 18?

Ahan!!!! Only in Africa. ,m so dissapointed in the op. Even the Milky Way galaxy knows Naira is the worst this year

This Olosho. Check romangoddess1 on Instagram you'll see her

This one Na chain?? Something we use to tie jerry can with pure water nylon so that water will not pour .

I am not understanding

1. When your girlfriend turns her ears into a metal object thus rendering it useless.
2.when it takes her 1 full minute for her to reply you yet she's in the same room with you.
3.when 90% of what you tell her automatically annoy her for no reason
4.when you are jejely on your own and your girlfriend comes to piss you off
5.when you tell her "call or text me when you are done with what you are doing" and you wait for 10 years yet no call or text
6.infact I am already angry

gretblue:
Really?

you won't understand how important it is o

enigma2007:
I was about to ask for same.. We need to research the claims properly

exactly my broda

hatbricker:
And could you believe that anytime i try to control her, she always remind me that I'm not yet married to her

and they are used to saying "you can't tell me what to do"

ritababe:
why because she ask for money? but u guys know how to demand for sex abi?

sex shouldn't be the basis for anything in a relationship. This is the problem with the world today. Fake Feminists feeling they are entitled to everything because of the hole in between their legs, sex is something both parties enjoy and they are meant to engage in it for their "individual" pleasure. I can't say because I am sexing with my girl then I must be house boy material.

Drdreyy:
Naija with religion and hypocrisy, I could remember the last time this lady was in the news saying all sort of things that she is still the modest and God fearing woman her family knows and threatened to sue Linda ikeji and other social media platforms that made her photos public.

Today she is in the news again and this time willingly flaunting her assets. Anybody that has access to her Facebook and instagram page will have an idea of who she truly is. Her Facebook and instagram page is littered with photos of her flaunting her huge boobs most times in erotic manners.

I don't know why people find it hard to be original in Nigeria and come out straight. Instead we claim holy holy and we are hypocritical.

what's her facebook or Instagram name ,I want to use it for research purposes

That's an average of 102,000 per week damn

61 priest when he's not a pope

Tkayhandsome:
You hardly find manual in foreign countries. Auto everywhere.
Easy to drive. I no fit shout

really 99% of Europeans drive manual tho

900$ is nothing but it becomes outrageous when you convert it to Naira. Simple

omusiliyu:
My name is Adamu Ciroma Adekunle, I wrote WAEC 35 times (1970 - 2005) without credit in the core subjects (Mathematics and English lang).

I relocated to USA in 2006, currently i'm employed to be sweeping Madison square garden in New York on daily basis and i'm collecting $1100/month.

My fellow Nigerians at home do the calculation and compare it to what your Professors/Engineers/Medical Doctors are collecting

NB: $1 = #416

you can make more money , by exchanging currency ,if there's anyone that needs money from Nigeria probably for sch fess or etc offer to give them dollar and they send equivalent of the dollar(416 Naira to 1 dollar) to your Nigerian account, it's a win both ways. They won't be charged extra for transferring from nigeria through a bank and you would gain way more from exchanging dollar in usa and receiving the equivalent at black market rate in your Nigerian Account. Etc 400 dollars will equal 166,400 Naira To your Nigerian bank

Half baked road

soberdrunk:
Young man try not to swallow everything you read online hook, line and sinker, the different 'wealth lists' are complied by agencies like Forbes based on "known" assets and Mark's wealth is determined by the 'stock market" any negative dip' in facebook shares(although not very likely but not impossible') and his wealth drops, now can you compare that to one "Nigerian Chairman" that has billions in several offshore accounts? He is a "small boy" in many quarters.....

he isn't,facebook is way too big to be compared to whatever dangote has, it's like saying because dangote has some offshore accounts then he's also as big as Google. If you know how this people suck in money every second you'd be amazed. Do u know opening facebook on your phone and without actually accessing facebook just browsing your normal everyday Internet adds money to marks account? Forget all the hype about dangote. If facebook keeps growing at this rate. Bill gates will be on the same level with mark. Open your eyes to what technology has become Nd you'll see how much of it is running our everyday life, and you talk asif dangote isn't affected by stock market. Someone went from 21 billion dollars to 13 billion dollars with the snap of a finger due to Nigerias incompetence. Oga there re no "billions" in any off shore account don't be decieved , all mark has to do now to be more richer in billions is to venture into space research just like Richard bradson or telecoms like Carlos slim, do you think this are ordinary people with mere connections. My brother dangote would look like a kid in the billionaires club. Don't be decieved

soberdrunk:
So because one small boy with "facebook coins" enters the country, make everybody dey run up and down If Mark go Abuja go see the money way some small boys dey use play, he fit nor go back again, next thing u go hear say Facebook hq is moving to Nigeria(Na joke ooo)!

some jokes are not jokes at all,world number 7 richest man shouldn't even be called "boy" he'd pay dangote 3 times over and still be a billionaire so be careful with such "joke"

autolearner:
1.[s]People will search for google alternatives on the same google that is offline[/s] How do you search on what is offline?

2.[s]Nairaland will turn to african best search engine and its traffic will fall by 40% and rise again by 80%[/s] You missed the word Facebook

4.[s]Feedburner will no longer forward any damn newsletter to your mail [/s] Who still gets disturbed by feedburner these days.. you don't have an active spam filter?

5.[s]Your gmail friends and family is all but gone[/s] who again keeps active network on gmail?

6. Many will blame buhari for it You just thought like a typical half-baked Nigerian.

7. [s]Bing visitors and ask.com will increase by 90%[/s] Ultimately...but you are missing Yahoo search!

9. [s]Youtube freaks will start staying tuned to their Tv[/s] Is Youtube the only video sharing site your techblog knows?

10. [s]Students will start failing since their is no google search to dub for projects[/s] Wikipedia, Yahoo e.t.c will come through

[s]11.Opera users will hold a party for google downfall[/s] You mean IE & Firefox as Opera has not had not more than 2.6% of market share since 2003.

15.[s]Google is your friend will turn to bing is your friend[/s] Bing is never friends with anybody and would never be. Allow that sink in!

16. [s]Playstore addicts will start heading back to waptrick and other top app downloading store[/s] You speak so 19th century? Waptrick? Really!?

17. [s]Linda ikeji blog will be gone and a downgraded celebrity blogger will takeover since most celebrity bloggers hate wordpress[/s] The Linda is bigger than Blogger itself already!

23. [s]No google analytics again and this will affect wordpress users majorly,na to start using simple hits counter surepass[/s] Google Analytics isn't even the best professional analytical tools of choice. So.......
24. [s]Online translating may be lost since google translator will be down[/s] Crawl out of that damn hole you are man..

25. [s]Google+ that made it easy for you to to read news,check profiles,meet friends will be gone[/s] Really??!!??

30. [s]Many will get to know that there is a site http://techinfo.com.ng that publish Tech news as at when due and to comment and show appreciation on the blog[/s] So you clearly agree you won't get known till Google folds up!?

Oga no be quarell Na

DozieInc:
nah, dats ur mind playing tricks on you.

lol this girls are not loyal , you can buy the whole of space and give them. Yet they would still cheat on you

She'll use the car to pick up her "main" boyfriend if u know what I mean

Wizkid doesn't make noise , when the "shine" comes we see it

Nawa o

What a head line.

ChukwuIbrahim:
d pesin wey bash d BMW, since wen dem born am reach now, him neva buy betta market b4, na now him BUY MARKET!

well the basher owns a Mercedes Benz GLK. So money suppose dey him hand

buharisbae:
Those that dragged Linda ikeji on twitter have to apologize

cc.lalasticlala

please for what. Kindly explain to us

Linda ikeji be warned

Linda ikeji be warned

Nd Mrs Linda ikeji carried the news up and down without even investigating

nice ,how i wish we could start working with CGI