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WebmastersRe: Hackers Needed( Transfers) by xaliujokes(m): 11:28pm On Feb 04, 2020
Stevogy:
I need someone to help me abeg there is this my mum's huge sum as bn tied down at Polaris bank 4years ago since her demise... And I'm the next of kin of the acct bank no wan release the money to me... Pls who fit wire am for me
You are a Scammer Bros
PhonesRe: Tension Comes In As GLO Now Charges N16 Per Sms by xaliujokes(m): 8:45pm On Feb 04, 2020
It's true oo.. Glo just deduct N16 for just a line sms I sent wft
RomanceRe: 5 Effect Of Masturbation by xaliujokes(m): 2:31pm On Jan 27, 2020
dake40:
I'm sorry but this is irrational

Can you construct a logical response without insulting and involving religion?
So any statement that say "pray" is religion??
I Knw wat your answer is! There's no need to further my comments, you may be underage still under a responsibility.
RomanceRe: 5 Effect Of Masturbation by xaliujokes(m): 2:27pm On Jan 27, 2020
Maxmilliano111:
Mumu carry religion enter masturbation
LWKMD
At you age you still lack common sense, I'm sure you are still good for nothing living parasite. Be relevant to the Society. Make changes in your society.
RomanceRe: 5 Effect Of Masturbation by xaliujokes(m): 2:18pm On Jan 27, 2020
Offpoint:
The truth about what?
You should learn to differentiate the truth from PERSONAL OPINION.

Have you ever conducted researched on the effects of masturbation? I don't mean going to google to read opinions.

I mean like conducting a research whereby you sat 100 people who regularly masturbate down and interview them on what side effects they've experience since they've been mastubating?

If not, the nonsense you typed up there are nothing but your personal opinions, and you don't refer to your personal opinions as the TRUTH. everybody got opinion..

.
I don't encourage masturbation, but I hate when people come up with their opinions and call it the truth.
Now you are foolish. This thread can be used for research purposes, there are people here commenting that has Masturbated for years but by God's grace they stopped. From the tone of their comments you shall Knw if you were sensitive. But you were so senseless bcus of guilt or maybe you ar an early masturbating fellow. Breaking news you've got no experience so go grab a cup tea and read to understand from experiences and not opinions.
RomanceRe: 5 Effect Of Masturbation by xaliujokes(m): 2:11pm On Jan 27, 2020
Offpoint:
Say these things to a 80 year westerner and he'll you're mentally derangedtongue
I'm sure you are in your psychiatric bed typing this shit. You are that african that can never learn. Wasted sperm. Wasted being.
RomanceRe: 5 Effect Of Masturbation by xaliujokes(m): 1:59pm On Jan 27, 2020
fredrick9:
Bro if you have not masturbated for more than 10yrs just keep quiet you are totally ignorant of the side effects. Forget what ever your inexperienced doctors say. Masturbation should never be incorraged it is worst than AID. At list you get treated on monthly basis than the chronic side effects of masturbation.
How can you work when you cannot concentrate on a particular thing for 30mins
You are always high...
Have you not noticed that once you masturbate you are easily angered, while naturally you are not hot tempered. Most at times after masturbating you are in between worlds...
Can't read and understand clearly
Hardly desire to read. Unless very necessary
Feeling sleepy and tired .
Have no feeling for female.
...... Just forget keep masturbating and let satan be dancing on top of ur destiny
Yeah exactly, you said points bro.. It takes by the grace of God to stop it once started. But if you always wanted to stop but can't, God would make a way. But if you are lost in it... that's a wasted life. God help us.
RomanceRe: 5 Effect Of Masturbation by xaliujokes(m): 1:56pm On Jan 27, 2020
fredrick9:
U did not go any deeper sir.
If you can masturbate 5times a day for 12yrs
Bro you will know that what you listed is a child's play compare to the real symptoms... The major issue is stopping
Masturbation can make one semi mad ...
Fuckingly high. Asin high high just like weed
Demonized Asin influence your thoughts lack of consistency in thinking, guy never engage in masturbation it is dead it self. God help me
That's exactly wat I was saying in my post. Read well, I mustn't say everything I said point to make a reasonable person understand even deeper.
May God help us. This world is full of evil.
RomanceRe: 5 Effect Of Masturbation by xaliujokes(m): 8:25pm On Jan 26, 2020
vickydankal:
I understand that you are trying to help him stop mastubation which is a sin, but some of the symptoms you list are not consistent with approved facts.

Masturbation is demonic and destructive. Most times you will find out when you get married.
No difference from what I outlined, only that I went deeper. Thanks.
RomanceRe: 5 Effect Of Masturbation by xaliujokes(m): 5:50pm On Jan 26, 2020
comshots:
It makes me healthy,relief and stops me from chasing gels.
Mumu.. Let me educate you small.

You are being used by the devil. Your hand you use in fapping is the demon. You are the woman. When the demon posses you. You have no control over yourself. That's why your hand controls the pleasure during masturbating. It's not you it's the demon spirit.

Let me stop here...

Advice : you can only stop if you start praying constantly else you can't. I'm sure you may have being caught before.

This act would only ruin your life. Soon you'll grow Grey hair early, old early, become useless early and have every mental behavior changes to woman.

Because spiritually you are. Others please learn and Fight it.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Bombs Gwoza, Borno Mosque by xaliujokes(m): 5:19pm On Jan 26, 2020
Sirsuky:
We all know their lies from the bit of hell after they have killed and beheaded many Christian they now bomb a mosque so that it will not look as if is not only Christian that is endanger species.God will expose you people very soon mark my word
Be literate na, dont be an illiterate at this your age. At this stage you haven't known that, the so called Boko Haram is neither a Muslim or a Christian?? You are part of our Problem in Nigeria.
WebmastersRe: I Need Someone That Can Help Pay For A Script On Codecanyon/envato by xaliujokes(m): 5:52pm On Jan 21, 2020
JoyIsSweet:
Hello,

Please i need someone that can help me pay for a script on codecanyon.net. Script price is $29, handling is $2 which makes it $31 which is #11,208. I am willing to pay you back #12,500.

Thanks.
I can help you 08. 0503. 89937
WebmastersRe: I Need A Web Designer To Re Design My Website by xaliujokes(m): 5:35pm On Jan 21, 2020
Yes pm sent
WebmastersRe: Web Developer Urgently Needed by xaliujokes(m): 6:17pm On Jan 20, 2020
OrdinaryPeeps:
I updated the mail address, please check.
Pm resent
WebmastersRe: Web Developer Urgently Needed by xaliujokes(m): 9:58am On Jan 20, 2020
Interested, pm sent
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Post Abuja Jobs Here by xaliujokes(m): 9:48am On Jan 20, 2020
Stay updated with jobs in Abuja via Telegram @jobsinabuja
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Shopify Developer Needed For Immediate Employment by xaliujokes(m): 2:05pm On Jan 17, 2020
SmartByki:
Can you edit Shopify themes perfectly?
Yes sir, test me with a Job
080.503.89937
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Shopify Developer Needed For Immediate Employment by xaliujokes(m): 1:33pm On Jan 17, 2020
I'm available full time
Nairaland GeneralRe: Custom Recruitment by xaliujokes(m): 7:41pm On Jan 15, 2020
Contact me 08. 0503. 89. 937 on whatsapp
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Custom 2020 Problems by xaliujokes(m): 4:49pm On Jan 14, 2020
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Custom 2020 Problems by xaliujokes(m): 4:28pm On Jan 14, 2020
Jasperjay93:
hi bro I forgot to print out my aknowledgment form when I registered pls is there any way I can go about it?
Send me a msg
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Custom 2020 Problems by xaliujokes(m): 10:28am On Jan 14, 2020
Anybody having issues checking or anything else whatsapp me 08050. 389. 937
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Customer Recruitment 2020 Aptitude Invitation by xaliujokes(m): 4:52pm On Jan 13, 2020
Oribunmida:
I can't remember when I applied for it. And I can't find my registration print out slip.

Who can be of help?
What credentials are they going to ask for?
I can, whatsapp me 080 50 38 99.37
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please I Need A Job In Abuja. by xaliujokes(m): 8:44am On Jan 12, 2020
Stay updated with jobs in Abuja via this Telegram channel @jobsinabuja
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Post Abuja Jobs Here by xaliujokes(m): 6:30am On Jan 11, 2020
Stay updated with jobs in Abuja with Telegram @jobsinabuja
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Field Assistant Needed. Abuja by xaliujokes(m):
I'm a great match for this Job. As I'm proactive and I possess all the requirements that you stated. I'm a graduate from Nasarawa State University keffi. I live close to Lugbe,and I'm proficient in Hausa and a good communication skills plus Great computer skills.

Here is my contact , to discuss further with you.


laivwire:
I'm looking for a field assistant who will work with me on the field. Work is Agric/agronomy related but specific roles are indicated below

Job roles
- Cover some demonstration sites and supervise workers
- Communicate and build relationship with large farm clients and collaborators

Requirements
-Applicant should be prepared to be on the road frequently as its a field job but travel and possibly hotel will be provided.
-Should be able to work independently as I may not be on ground some times.

*Must be fluent in Hausa and English
*No experience required but a background in Agric will be a plus.
*Must also have a friendly disposition.
*Will have to be located in or close to Lugbe

Please note:
-Salary is not much but good performance gives the potential to be hired by a multinational coy as well as learn on the job.

Interested? Just quote me on this thread with a brief bio about yourself. I'll contact you from there.

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