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CrimeRe: Boy Committed Suicide Over The Pains Sars Caused Him by xaliujokes(op): 1:22am On Apr 23, 2020
BewareOf419:
This Guy Is A Chorister In TACN
Really?
CrimeRe: Boy Committed Suicide Over The Pains Sars Caused Him by xaliujokes(op): 6:26pm On Apr 22, 2020
Aladdin1:
Is that enough for him to take his life? i have weaklings abeg.
Humans are vulnerable
CrimeRe: Boy Committed Suicide Over The Pains Sars Caused Him by xaliujokes(op): 5:29pm On Apr 22, 2020
God would surely help Nigerians.
CrimeRe: Boy Committed Suicide Over The Pains Sars Caused Him by xaliujokes(op): 5:23pm On Apr 22, 2020
I wonder why government can't don't care about the citizens on Nigeria. You're right they won't do anything. Alot of cases like this have bin happening. Nothing has been done. What a pity

DominusPrime:
These men will not die well. He mentioned the police station. It can still be investigated. Even if the men are caught it won't mean anything cos like I said last week in a thread similar to this one, it will happen again like this one never did.
CrimeRe: Boy Committed Suicide Over The Pains Sars Caused Him by xaliujokes(op): 5:15pm On Apr 22, 2020
Cc: OAM4J, Mynd44 front page please

CrimeBoy Committed Suicide Over The Pains Sars Caused Him by xaliujokes(op):
Boy Committed Suicide earlier this morning over Trauma caused by Sars. Twitter community has called for Justice. #Justiceforseyiakinade
This was his last words before his demise,

Cc:lalasticlala

More details coming soon
https://tropics.ng/2020/04/22/student-commits-suicide-over-trauma-faced-with-sars/

EducationWASSCE And NECO Postponed Indefinitely- FG by xaliujokes(op): 8:11am On Apr 22, 2020
The Federal Ministry of Education announced on Tuesday that it will postpone the 2020 West African School Certificate Examination WAEC indefinitely and the National Examination council Board scheduled for May and June.

At the daily presidential task force meeting of the COVID-19 briefing in Abuja, Minister of Education Chukwuemeka Nwajiuba pointed out that 15 states have already started to provide e-learning to students on local TV and radio channels.

More
https://tropics.ng/2020/04/22/wassce-and-neco-postponed-indefinitely-fg/

BusinessCommon Words Used During The Covid-19 Pandemic by xaliujokes(op): 12:06am On Apr 22, 2020
This a compilation of common words used during Coronavirus outbreaks in Nigeria.

Palliative
Quarantine
Isolation center
Self Isolation
Sanitizer/ Hand washing
Pandemic
Cases
https://tropics.ng/2020/04/21/common-words-used-during-the-covid-19-pandemic/

CrimeA Lebanese Allegedly Posted A Nigerian Lady For Sale At $1000 by xaliujokes(op): 7:20pm On Apr 21, 2020
A Lebanese citizen was summoned by an Instagram user for allegedly putting a Nigerian woman for sale in Lebanon.

Wael Jerro placed a $ 1,000 tag on a Nigerian woman who identified Busari Peace Ufuoma in a closed Facebook buy and sell group in Lebanon.

Apparently he wrote in a closed Facebook group;

Nigerian domestic worker for sale with new legal documents. She is 30 years old, she is very active and very clean. Price: 1000 $ ??

The Instagram user @thereneebisaad who called him wrote;

Dear people, come and see what this man does. Selling this Nigerian hostess for $ 1,000. This is not OK. TRANSLATION: A Nigerian domestic worker for sale with new legal documents. She is 30 years old, she is very active and very clean. Price: 1000 $? I applied to the Nigerian embassy. Do the same if you know someone at the Nigerian embassy in Lebanon

https://tropics.ng/2020/04/21/a-lebanese-man-allegedly-posted-a-nigerian-lady-for-sale-at-1000-in-buy-and-sell-group/

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Cc: seun

CelebritiesComedian: Nasty Blaq Accused Of Promoting Rape In His Commedy Skit by xaliujokes(op): 6:44pm On Apr 21, 2020
Nasty Blaq, an Instagram comedian, has repeatedly been accused of promoting sexual assault using his skits, but it went serious when Twitter users called him for his latest skit.

In the skit, which angered Twitter users, Nasty is seen when he looks at a fully dressed woman and imagines her in a skimpy outfit. When she came up to him to ask for oil, he informed her to go to his house to get it, and when she did, he followed her, closed the door and threw the key away.

Angry Nigerians suggest alternative work for him on Instagram calling out the comedian, Nasty Blaq after he was accused of promoting rape in his latest skit

Twitter users said that was the height of it, as he portrayed a rape motive in his comedy skit.

Source
https://tropics.ng/2020/04/21/comedian-nasty-blaq-accused-of-promoting-rape-in-his-commedy-skit/

ProgrammingRe: Who Can Design A News App For This Website by xaliujokes(op): 2:19pm On Apr 21, 2020
I've gotten a Developer. Thanks everyone.
ProgrammingWho Can Design A News App For This Website by xaliujokes(op): 7:55pm On Apr 20, 2020
Yes an Android App for [url]Tropics.ng[/url] pls drop ur contact if u can I'll contact only the qualified.
ProgrammingRe: I Need An App For My Business by xaliujokes(m): 9:55am On Apr 20, 2020
Trueigbo:
I need a simple app that will take orders from my customers. I have small farm and I need the app to take their orders.

Pls drop your contact if you can handle it.

Thank you
Contact me on 09-02- 702- 912-4
PhonesRe: How To Run Your Blog Using An Android Smart Phone Only by xaliujokes(m): 7:37pm On Apr 15, 2020
cooldays:
You are added sir
Sir pls edit ur post and delete my number from d forum. Thank you.
RomanceRe: . by xaliujokes(m): 10:28am On Apr 15, 2020
Ishilove:
Watch this space.

Modified***

If you have posted before I modified my initial post, kindly come back, reread and modify your post.

Indicate interest by posting your email address, initials, account number and bank. No further information will be needed.

For example- lagbajatamedu@yahoo.com, L G T, Jaiz, 123456789.

New accounts or relatively inactive accounts will not be considered. This means you must post with your main Nairaland user ID

I will send PMs requesting a valid proof of identification.

If you have dependents, you will have to provide some kind of proof.

If you post your account details more than once with different monikers, you will be disqualified.

Note again that those with dependents will be considered first before others.

If after you have received a PM from me I don't get a response from you after one hour, your slot will be given to another person.

VALID IDs are;
National ID card/NIM Slip
Driver’s Licence
PVC
International Passport.



The window for submission closes by 10.30am please.

NOTE:

If you don't have a genuine need don't be evil by blocking those whose needs are. Remember that there is an unseen eye who sees the heart of men and judges accordingly.
I've replied your mail. I've not heard anything from you. Please kindly check your mail box
RomanceRe: . by xaliujokes(m): 5:56am On Apr 15, 2020
Ishilove:
Sorry please. You're not qualified
I've replied your mail ma'am. Please help me. Thanks.
RomanceRe: . by xaliujokes(m): 3:44pm On Apr 14, 2020
Ishilove:
More than 80% of people did not read my post and follow simple instructions. It's tough enough sieving through all the requests so if you cannot follow instructions to the tee, you will be passed over to people who will make my job easier.

I'm transferring the last batch for today then that's it till tomorrow.
Nice. That means there's still hope for me as the first page comment. Anticipating.

Get a rest, let's continue tomorrow
RomanceRe: . by xaliujokes(m): 2:59pm On Apr 14, 2020
Ishilove:
Guy relax. It will get to you
Hmm
RomanceRe: . by xaliujokes(m): 2:45pm On Apr 14, 2020
She doesn't want to answer why those on the front page were not selected. She obviously has her own personal selection criteria. But all I Knw is this was unfair.
RomanceRe: . by xaliujokes(m): 1:36pm On Apr 14, 2020
Ishilove:
If you submitted before 10.30am, please check your mails and respond. The window closes by 2pm, whereafter your slot will be given to someone else if no response.
I submitted 6.08am. I'm among the first to submit. I didn't receive any mail. I've refresh my mail 199 times no mail still.

The criteria should be duly stated for the selection process. As you can not really detect who needs the money more or not.

I solicit that this should recheck again. Thank you.
RomanceRe: . by xaliujokes(m):
Goodluck to those that'll benefit.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Happened To All The Nairaland Bloggers??? by xaliujokes(m): 6:10pm On Apr 13, 2020
ELibraryNG:
Most common reason should be that Domain and Hosting account expired. And they didn't make a kobo from the blog. Hence can't renew their blogs
LOL you are wicked Gan. Funny enough you ar right
PoliticsCovid19: Nigerian Migrants Return Home From Togo by xaliujokes(op): 7:28am On Apr 13, 2020
The National Immigration Service (NIS) has welcomed a group of 23 Nigerians returning from Lome in Togo. The men arrived on Sunday April 12 along the Seme and Krake border.

The NIS president, Muhammad Babandede, asked his officers to make sure that their identities were released.

Edo, 2

Imo, 2

Oyo, 1

Benue, 1

Abia, 1

Enugu, 1

Ekiti 1

Lagos State has 1.

They all received a specialty from the World Health Organization, and were also tested by Border Health officials, and NIS took it.

The agency has referred the Lagos State government to the NCDC’s Disease Control and Prevention Plan, which is set to take action against those who have arrived in Nigeria. NIS President Muhammad Babandede used the occasion to congratulate Nigerians on the celebration of Easter, and urged them to take care of themselves and ensure their health
https://tropics.ng/2020/04/13/covid19-nigerian-migrants-return-home-from-togo/

Web MarketRe: Music Blogger Needed by xaliujokes(m): 7:35pm On Apr 11, 2020
Lolo24:
I need a music blogger to upload music to a wordpress music site. You'll rewrite the music posts and I have zero tolerance for plaigiarism. You'll also customise Yoast settings for each post. Pay is 15k per month plus 5k monthly data sub. Send me a mail if you're interested.
Interested reply my mail
PoliticsRe: List Of Popular Nigerians Infected With Coronavirus by xaliujokes(op): 9:37am On Apr 10, 2020
Seee you
PoliticsRe: List Of Popular Nigerians Infected With Coronavirus by xaliujokes(op): 9:31am On Apr 10, 2020
More details coming up soon. Face is now highly used commodity
PoliticsList Of Popular Nigerians Infected With Coronavirus by xaliujokes(op): 9:28am On Apr 10, 2020
Since the discovery of Coronavirus in Nigeria (Covid-19), February 27 this year, there has been an increase in the number of cases. On April 7, at about 9:30 pm, 254 cases of Covid-19 in Nigeria were confirmed by the National Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (NCDC).

Seven people have been confirmed dead and 44 have been discharged after being cured of the disease.

Also, most of those who have been infected with this disease, people who have been around here recently have a history of traveling abroad. Among these high-ranking people or those who hold power in Nigeria are those who have been suffering for a long time and have finally been diagnosed with Covid-19.

Here is a list of the notable leaders in Nigeria that have been infected, time after time after being tested and found.

Abba kyari

On May 24 this year, it was announced that the Chief of Staff of the Federal Government was infected with Cobid-19. In all likelihood, he was infected while traveling through Germany and Egypt. Later on May 29, he was flown to Lagos State for treatment.

Nasir El-Rufai

The Kaduna State governor, himself, stated on his Twitter account that he had been tested and confirmed that he had Cobid-19. Then again, he is currently receiving treatment through medication.

Bala Mohammed

The Bauchi State Governor, on May 24, was also informed that he had the disease. According to reports, the governor returned to Bauchi State from Lagos, where he met the son of former Vice President Alhaji Atiku Abubakar on board, who was also diagnosed with the disease. According to the report, they were in contact with each other and discussed with each other on board the ship, which is believed to have been linked to the disease.

Seyi Makinde (cured)

Also, the governor of Oyo, on May 30, confirmed his infection. As is currently stated, he recovered after a second trial, but he is still alone.

Mohammed Atiku Abubakar

As is known, Mohammed is one of the sons of former Vice President Atiku Abubakar. On May 22, his father announced that his son was infected. Since then, he has been there in Abuja receiving treatment and getting better as he has revealed himself.

Chioma Rowland

Then Chioma, the girlfriend of the singer Davido Adeleke, also known as Davido, was also infected with Cobid-19. He announced on his Instagram page that his girlfriend is infected with the virus, and that he and his crew will be tested for their trip to the United States.

Professor Jesse Otegbayo (cured)

The president of the University College of Teaching (UCH) Ibadan, Professor Jesse Otegbayo, was also confirmed to have been infected by testing on May 29th. The victim has since been declared cured by a second trial.

Muhammed Babandede

Muhammed Babandede, the head of the National Immigration Service, as he described himself, has locked himself in his arms after returning from the United Kingdom on May 22, accusing himself of being infected.

Professor Ezekiel Olapade-Olaopa

The president of the College of Health, Professor Ezekiel, was also infected with Cobid-19 after being tested. According to reports, there are currently no indications that he has the disease, although he is still receiving treatment.

Professor Obafunke Denloye

Professor Obafunke, President of the University of Ibadan School of Health, is also one of the leading corners of the country, infected with Coronavirus in Nigeria.

Source
https://tropics.ng/2020/04/10/list-of-popular-nigerians-infected-with-coronavirus/

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Cc:mynd44
Cc:OAM4J

CelebritiesBurnaboy: Nigerians Named Burnaboy Ikorodu Lucky Dube by xaliujokes(op): 5:43pm On Apr 09, 2020
Ex African Giant now Ikorudu Lucky Dube, The former African Giant Burna Boy was confirmed to be just Ikorudu made…….. After the ranting he made concerning Funke akindele and her Husband house birthday party. Nigerians was not happy with his thoughts on the issue, hence they named him #ikoroduluckydube


https://tropics.ng/2020/04/09/burnaboy-nigerians-named-burnaboy-ikorodu-lucky-dube/

SportsBarcelona And Chelsea Discussing Loan Deal For Philippe Coutinho by xaliujokes(op): 2:08pm On Apr 09, 2020
Barcelona main priority is to move players on this summer. This sooner the better. Countinho who is up for sale is currently on loan with Bayern Munich. His agents have been looking at some options in the premier league and Chelsea are currently optimistic about a loan deal for him, although there is no agreement yet in place as Barcelona are pushing for the buy option.

https://tropics.ng/2020/04/09/barcelona-and-chelsea-discussing-loan-deal-for-philippe-coutinho/

CelebritiesRe: BURNABOY Diss! Skyboi Formidable Replies by xaliujokes(op): 11:29am On Apr 08, 2020
I swear to God he nailed it faaa
CelebritiesBURNABOY Diss! Skyboi Formidable Replies by xaliujokes(op): 11:03am On Apr 08, 2020

PoliticsRe: Nigeria Armed Forces Destroys ISWAP Camp At Northern Borno by xaliujokes(op): 10:20am On Apr 07, 2020
Publicity stunt, hmmm

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