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10. you learn to hold poo on your stomach for days, becuz the toilet has been clogged


11. you learn to pick locks

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MuhdG:
Abegi.

Stop that yeye money talk. Maybe who know, u borrow money do subs. You come here they talk money.


Spits on him

well, as i said .. am open for criticism


note: speaking about money in raps , is jst to make my lines lyrically catchy. dnt get me misunderstood.....thank u!

REST IN PEACE.

the only escape frm life is death

check out this new hot kid in da block !






www.nairaland.com/2633342/judge-lines

back to life, my flow just resurrected.

when i was dead, i had to lock my casket tight, so i wont let the devil in.

Now life is wife, even death can't do us apart

if life is a puzzle, then am the missing piece

the last time i checked my name in the dictionary, it was right next to fame.

my money so long , tryna cut it short? ...now see Aki nd paw paw with a scissors

shooting for the stars, now see astronauts dodging bullets

i bet u niggaz cant find me, cuz am lost in the music

my flow is so endowed, call it mercy johnson

no phone , yet am always making booty calls



i jst slept with their mums, so u can call me a m?therfucker

i knw my flows gives u erections
gives ur girl menstruation
gives nairaland confusion
gives the world electrocution, nw see them shocked!

Am an upcoming rapper, just new in the game!
please read,comment and criticise where needed . cuz ur response will encourage me to write more! Thanks


money, money, money, the young xamuel is a BILL GATE.
Getting money from this niggaz @ss ....no homo!
i come fast in ur b1tch ..... that she had to rewind me!
am still on my grind, wishing i could blow up some day ..no boko!
my lines always on sale ....no promo!!
its only me @ the top ... am solo!
am always on my high horse, hitting ur balls ...call that polo.
stealing my rhymes is a crime ....dnt be a clepto!

somepeople maybe wondering who i am, i tell them am da hiphop Shakespeare.

too busy making money, while ur too busy making comments.
no law school, yet i was called to the bars
no camera, but my flow is rated 18
with ur red eye, u seat in a corner watching my lines like a bluefilm.
my punchlines made steve wonder see the truth ...no miracles

yes na ... especially when i Cnt afford to waste my mb updating shit.

but ebonic language is trendy!

The word Ebonics was originally coined to refer to the language of the African Diaspora . Since the mid-1990s, it has been used colloquially to refer to a distinctive lect, or variety, of English spoken by African Americans , which most linguists refer to as African American
Vernacular English .
LISTED BELOW ARE SOME EBONIC PHRASES AND THERE MEANING:

Yo - Hello
Sup? - How are you?
Dope/Dizzle - good
Off da hook/hizzle/hizza - very good
Whack/Whizzle - bad
Da Kronik - good weed
Peeps - people
Ni/Nizzle/Nizza - Man/friend
Dawg/Dizzle/Dizza - Man/friend
Beeatsh - Woman/female friend
Ho/Hizzle/Hizza - Woman/female friend
love-vendor'd up/out- well dressed
Ride/Rizzle/Rizza - Car
5-0 - Police
Phat - good
Fly - good
Supafly - very good
don't be trippin' - Do not be anxious (a difficult
word to translate)
keepin' it real - keeping things in prespective to
reality
shortiez - children
livin' it large - living a prosperous life
chicken head - ugly woman
pigeon - ugly woman
papers - money
to smoke - to shoot
to bust a cap - to shoot
Crib/Krib - house
Bu - darling/girlfriend
9'z - a gun
6-Flow - Car
Crackaz/Crizzles/Crizzaz - Caucasian
Grillz - teeth
d-lo - keeping yourself unnoticed
pen - prison
gank'd - to be mugged/robbed
reprezentin' - to represent yourself or your group

Some phrases that I use:
1. Check yo' self = Watch what you say or watch
what you
are doing.
2. Sauced - When you embarrass someone
3. Grill - I use this word to mean Space or teeth.
You all up in my grill - You're in my face / You're
in my space / You're too close to me, etc.
4. Eat cake / Be gone = Get lost

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD MORE.


#PEACE!

well, Lets see if ARSENAL will win trophies after this




well, as for me arsenal should divorce wenger ASAP!
hit like if ur in support!

90% of the worlds problems is caused by religion.

doubt it? PROVE ME WRONG



meanwhile, Nice structure!

there's this CHARM that i have that will work perfectly for ur case, jst got it frm okija shrine today

hmm, cant imagine bleeping a woman that has white hairs on her punny .....well, anything for the money nd goodlife

and this is what i have being die

well, goodbye to poverty for the guy .... hmm, PRAYER FOR CLIENTS!

and this is what i have been dieing for


well, goodbye to poverty for the guy .... hmm, PRAYER FOR CLIENTS!

and what da hell does this mean?
waste of mb ,

lets get to know each other here.
CHAT ON!

i guess when u search google for the most visited places in the world LISA SPARKS punanny pops up

wait let me consult amadioha first to know the authenticity of this news



modified :
Nigerians too dey carry false news for head like GALA

is dat not mama ikaite?


hehehe, so ur bad mouth don eventually dey bleed

installed a tracking device on my keke, yet the thing still loss

steal 500naira and get burnt by an angry mob, Steal millions and get a slap on ur wrist.

that shit really has to end , thank God we have buhari now

show no mercy to SARAKI, use am do sallah Ram

steal 500naira and get burnt by an angry mob, Steal millions and get a slap on ur wrist.

that shit really has to end , thank God we have buhari now

show no mercy to SARAKI, use am do sallah Ram

abeg ohh, make all of una join hand for Nigeria matter o. bcuz we the citizens don already Give up on the country

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adesegun121:
becos am a blogger that base on love... Check my blog out..
Www.gistmelove..com
is part of me.. Infact oooo pay me ooo

okay na, carry on mister Love Doctor

i have a lover, her name is money!.
i love her with the buttom of my heart
.
anytime we have our differences, i suffer .
when she threatened to breakup with me, i nearly committed suicide