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blame it on mama claro's weed

kim jong-un is my role model

u just won urself a BAN. congrats!!

many are mad but only few are roaming


please someone should get me the holy cane! !

useless man.
instead of him to continue the violence, his busy playing ball

its 1000naira per drop in aba ...with a very scanty queue . everybody have resorted to using urine to poor their engines

where is buhari?

i bet he does his own squatting , like a typical aboki dt he is

well, i feel 180/150 average pass mark is okay for jambites .



the score doesnt even count for private schools sef ...
my friend got admission into madonna last year with only blood test , no form of paper exam was taken.

A pregnant Zimbawean woman identified as
Chido Fortune Mutonhori has sued her fiancee
Tafadzwa Hwehwe (pictured above) for $15,000
for breaking her virginity, getting her pregnant
and then dumping her for another woman.
According to Zimbabwean website
Chronicle.co.zw, Chido, through her lawyers,
filed a $15,000 suit this week at the Bulawayo
high court in Zimbabwe in which she stated in
court papers that her ex boyfriend had broken
his promise of getting married to her while they
were dating...
'after deflowering and impregnating me,
Hwehwe has taken away my pride as a
woman and left me embarrassed and
humiliated before my own people. He will
visit me in Harare during which we would
have sexual intercourse and I’m now
pregnant and expecting his baby.
However, in March 2015, I discovered
that Hwehwe has been associating with
another woman...fathering a child with
her”- she wrote.
She stated in court papers that she was suing
him for "seduction damages" as his action has
reduced her chances of having a normal future
marriage .
"Wherefore plaintiff prays for payment of
$10,000 in seduction damages for the
period between January 2013 and March
2014 … Plaintiff claims payment of
$5,000 in damages for breach of promise
to marry her and the cost of suit on a
higher scale,” the court paper read.





lindaikeji..nl/2015/05/zimbawean-woman-sues-ex-15k-for-taking.html?m=1

breadandtea:
How was the feeling? did you enjoy it?

its jst like asking a criminal if he enjoys going to jail ......HELL NO!!

Jollyjoy:
what the heck?

Arent you ashame to admit it?

whats the meaning of ashamed? never come across such word

our house girl gave me herpes

where can i get sapele weed?

the igwe must hear this!

Lordave:
What about playboys?

You mean they're worthless and unlovable yet they keep screw loosening as many pusssies as they can lay their diccks on?

You might wanna explain the mystery

ask yourself, what kind of girls do playboys woo ... its always the loose and unexposed girls that don't know the value of being a virtuous woman

buhari drink tea, una go talk
buhari no get certificate , una go shout
Buhari no get money, una go scream
buhari shake woman, una go tweet


@buhari, hope u are seeing the level of joblessness of nigerians, please do something about that





#meanwhile , i dnt regard handshake as a sin .. except i am aware that the hand presented for a shake was once used to scratch testicles or wipe an ass

how sure are u dat the woman o! wedding gown isnt grabbing d man's egg plant

how sure are u dat the woman o! weddong gown isnt grabbing d man's egg plant

the igwe must hear this! :-)

kill first and ask questions later

what a strange generation we live in. A generation where guys are always after sex and girls are always after money and attention in every relationship.
From my own point of view, i will say sex is highly overrated by guys nd girls .. Girls use it to their own advantage to get free money and gifts, while guys see it as a bragging right that they have to earn.


Take for an example, when a guy gets laid on a first date. He will proudly walk home with his shoulders held high and pomposity, with eagerness to break the news with his friends . Telling them all the kind of lies he had to tell before he could get into her pants.

You see, that kind of mentality has no regard for love and affection, it jst want satisfaction thats all.

living this kind of lifestyle gets you stuck in a concept. of viewing ladies as sex objects or fun bags . continue with this lifestyle and you will loose you value and become unlovable

let me show solidarity by planting weed in my backyard






#meanwhile to the nigerian army




#bring back our girls

i envy the level of stupidity of the poster

okay! oya okada take me to frontpage

its a pity that our nigerian army is letting these people gain ground on nigerian soil

meat na meat





abeg make i buy this land















i will build a house here









a swimming pool here







and a garage here for my fleet of kekes

Mtcheew! !! see broke niggas beefing rich niggas.


well, i support d wining team