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don't worry urself. nothing is needs urgent attention in Nigeria untill a death toll is recorded.: )

this is not new, i see it in my dream everyday

biafra kwa? biko, ejo , sari

plz if una known wetin good for una, swallow wat u just vomitted before sai Buhari hears this.


the so called MASSOB are agitating for a sovereign state when almost all the eastern states are a hub for money laundering. if u doubt , visit abia state

benedictnsi:
If I slap your scrotum eeh

Buhari must hear this!!

benedictnsi:
Lol. ..... Lwkm....... nothing I no go see for Nairaland....... Oya na, piss....... Or do you need any girl to hold your joystick for you

no, thats ur job

Tufiakwa! !!! may the devil give them a 2 bedroom flat in hell

Tufiakwa! !!! may the devil give the am 2 bedroom flat in hell

plz can i urinate here?

okay! am done reading the pictures




NEXT!!!!!! okay! am done reading the pictures

wait, let me take attendance first before i read this

caption: when the person your interview suddenly farts .. and you notice that there's pepper inside the fart

majamajic:
meanwhile Sergio Ramos started playing serious football 6yrs ago

since u dont get paid for correcting people, that means ur working for free

kokoA:
bring am come try my RAMbo.. you go know say okitikpukpa weed no get mate for the whole Naija.

my RAM go beat ur ram as if eyy still something from Buhari

caption: when all your spiritual husbands show up at the same time

your lie fit make Devil repent

ohh yeah, that's what i get when u snitch to the feds



#am a Rebel with a Reason!

ohh yeah, that's what u get when u snitch to the feds



#am a Rebel with a Reason!

back then as a growing kid in lagos.

i used to feed my ram with weed and codeine, than i castrated it ... so it would have less sympathy as a average ram ... i named him Sergio RAMos

just came back frm okija shrine with a very potent charm. so incase u want to make frontpage, you know who to summon.






#my fee is reasonable

first rule of the streets.

no snitching to damn cops!

its for those who fart while peeing .


guys do that to know where their fart is heading to



#you never knew dt i was a genius ryt?

simply call it "HELL"


cuz nigeria is a living hell for the common man

nigeria changed when northerns stopped planting yams and started planting bombs

WHY DO YOU NEED THESE TIPS ?

As a student, you tend to face so
many challenges, ranging from
tution fee, hostel fee and other fee.
Let me not even speak about those
ones now, because you tend you pay
for those ones once in a year But Do
you Know that the money you use in
Feeding and buying Materials Is
even more greater then the amount
you spend for school fees and other
fees and obviously, they are the ones
that tend to consume more cash.
What are these other challenges?

-Feeding
-Photocopying
-Departmental dues
-Hostel Dues
-Faculty dues…. Etc

1. Photography: The Photography
business has grown from its state in
the days to a renowned profession
which people are making a fortune
out of. Starting this business in small
scale means youre not just making
money at the moment but securing a
strong financial future for yourself.
You know how students especially
the female folks love taking pictures,
this is the perfect time to make
maximum use of this opportunity.
you don’t need much to start, just
save a little money for a good
camera, with a bit of creativity and
you’re good to go.
Please note that doing photography
professionally requires just more
than the previous requirements
mentioned but this should be enough
to get you started. you can also take
passport photographs during school
registrations.

2. Sale of Fashion Items: Interesting
thing about this business is that
you’d succeed no matter your
gender. Both male and female wears
rocks on Nigerian campuses and who
else will succeed more if not their
fellow students.
I know of a guy who is living
comfortably and paying school fees
only by selling men under-wears,
yes, Just men under wears, most of
the times he travels out to the region
where these boxer shorts are at a
very low prize, buys them and bring
them to his school.
He sells these boxer shorts for
virtually everybody in his region
ranging from his lecturers down to
his fellow students. I don’t want to go
into details on how much these
things cost, but its best you do your
home work.

3. T-Shirt Customization: This business
requires your creativity as a student.
looking around you, you’ll notice
students love fancy and funky stuffs.
learning the art of this business
means you’ll have fellow students
begging you to collect their money
for a t-shirt write up.
You can learn this simple business
during your stay at home/holiday.
You can start in small scale by doing
the write ups on your own T-shirt,
friends will like it and ask you to
even do for them. Just start
something. Remember the “My Oga
at the Top Saga”? you see those
custom t-shirts? Need i say more? –
See more at:

4. Online Registration: Yes, if you have
a laptop and a bit of computer
knowledge, i don’t know what stops
you from enjoying both the pleasure
and money derived from this Job.
you can register virtually everything
online.
Course Registration, Post-UTME
Registration, JAMB Registration, Job
Application, etc. You can even make
extra cash from typing assignments
and projects for fellow students. Do i
also need to tell you the thousands of
Naira made during post UTME
registrations? All the tools you need
to make good money are all around
you, you Just need to identify one
and work your way through it.

5. Website Design/Hosting: I’ll be a bit
biased on this one because that’s
what i do currently and don’t know
if its suitable for students or not. But
i can authoritatively tell you students
are taping into the hidden money
from this lucrative business.
It may take a while to learn the
entire concept of how this things
work but its something you can
easily do while you are home for
holidays. Website Design may sound
a bit complex so you might want to
manage the little you get from setting
up blogs for fellow students.

6. Selling Of Data Bundle: Many people
make lot of money from selling Data
Bundle, it depends on how you
package yourself, you have the notice
board for free advert. (Don’t dull)
This write up may not make sense to
you because you don’t know a thing
about website design, its why i’ll
advice you to learn under anybody
who is established in it already.
Look around your campus, there are
students who do well comfortably
with this business, it wouldn’t hurt
much to meet them to put you
through.

Below are the other tips which have
been tested and confirmed.
–Starting up Tutorials : If are
capable of teaching, you can earn
teaching you classmates and those
below you in class.

–Photocopying.
–Blogging
-Laundry
-Helping with respect to online
assignments: I know of people that
make huge from this.
–Bulk Sms : You have various
Fellowships in yur school.Don’t you
know you can make money selling
units to them ?-Opening a café |
(This involves much capital though)
–Selling Textbooks to people.
–Opening up a canteen and
employing people to work there for
you
–Going into Political stuffs (These one
is making sense sha, eg, hall
governor,sug excos, etc)

My cousin applied law in this year’s jamb and also wrote the Post UTME exams but unfortunately her name was not released and she took the supplementary form and the staff at the school’s admission unit told her she will be admitted to study Islamic Studies. But this girl is a devoted born again Christian and since the doctrines of Islam and that of Christianity are in direct contradiction as it might affect her walk with the Lord. She requests for advice. Should she take up the course as she has been home now for 3 years due to lack of admission, and she says she can’t stay home any longer. She needs your advice please..

say no to violence!

MyX1:
May be you have refused to see the good side of the city.
you apear to have focused more on the nagetive side of Aba.

But there is hope.

That foot bridge is in abia state polythecnic.
#Take note, it totally on safe to climb that thing, expect you have a death wish ... cuz it always wobbly.

viewers watch out for a movie with this as the main theme.


nollywood no go kill person

the price is on the high side

nice writeup



aba road is a nightmare and secondly i dont know what thing the state has with refuses, trash and dustbin everywhere!



#you rather send me to chibok, than take me to aba

Alright, am on it