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denamax06:
Hmmm. I guess that is a good story for the gods.

For real?

Jose Mourinho blamed Chelsea's nearest rivals for his team's 3-0 loss to West Brom in the Premier League on Monday. A brace from Saido Berahino and a second-half goal from Chris Brunt saw Tony Pulis' men to their win at The Hawthorns, with Cesc Fabregas sent off in the 29th minute for Chelsea. With the title already wrapped up, Mourinho said his side were unable to play at the intensity required.The
Portuguese tactician said his team could not be
blamed for winning the title with matches to spare. He noted that it's difficult to keep the same level of motivation to play games when you win the title with games to go.

*Your Take - Mourinho believed Chelsea
would not have been beaten If the title race was
still on, do you share his submission or was it
mere excuse for losing?

tohpahz:
Lol.. i don't do cashew and bitter cola oo..

Bitter

Seems I hv found a sister in public forum. Where in Umuaku are u from? I'm from Amaogbu.

That's my president. The most decorated of dem all.

The problem isn't de scripting, It's de production itself. These guys budget very low for a classic script therefore given it wrong interpretation. They producers always want a quality script and they always get it at cheap price. But kill de story while producing it because they wanna be economical. Most Times, they kill it with Wrong Casting. Speaking from experience, anyway

laplace19:
Choiii!!... I don qualify already.... the best club that knows how to exit PSG , though I am tired of beating them all the time

Hala! Barcelona!!!!


Clubs that will make it to Semi-Final

(1) Barcelona

(2) Atletico Madrid

(3) Bayern Munich ( anything can happen here oo, cos Porto guys are also good enough)

(4) Juventus

No come here to cry and curse Messi and co. by April 22 oo. #justsaying

Observing

just here to observe

Damn it! una no want make person chop dis night, abi?

Trying to understand women is like trying to understand de mysteries behind de creation of this world. My advice, don't deceive ursef with such impossibility.

I sense another civil war stiring up here. I better run comot b4 I carry another man bullet.

And some dudes now will form bad boys to be liked by gals. People deceiving people since time immemorial
PATHETIC.

Tiny drops of water makes a mighty ocean. Wen these boko bastards started by attacking Christians in the North, des people did little or nothing to stop them when they had the chance. Now they have gone completely rogue and lost their sense of direction (that is if they ever had any) and destroy their own families, it now dawns on them that they were indirectly encouraging their own destruction. I can not say It's too late, because this present administration is going crush them. But I guess it's too late to learn to destroy de seed of evil before it germinates and gains ground. Nigerians say no to insurgency. It's a wake up call for everyone of us.

rubey:
He told me everything that happened between them. He told me he don't want to loose me, I just wish there is a way I can deal with her

Of cuz, honey, there's a simple and easiest way to deal with her. Come borrow my revolver. Trust me, dat settles it

Now, ur answer, lady. We, the guys, are not as bad as u de gals paint us to be. There are many cool refined guys out there that respect what ought to be respected. We are no sex freaks like u term us. By the way, why de hype about sex wen de ladies need it most? Straight to de ansa, many principled and refined guys like me out there will dare not sleep close to u dat night and many evil minded and spoilt gals like u out there Will be de ones to term de dude not man enough after waking up in de morning to ur greatest disappointment. Thanx,

Some reasonable folks in dis forum have said it all, dear. Some things are better left unsaid. There are secrets u only confess to ur God, make peace wit Him and move on. Never review such atrocity to ur guy, we are all humans. U maybe shock on how he's gonna react. just vow never to go back to ur formal lifestyle and gv ur dad 1m miles.

Trust me dude, I ran in here thinking I was gonna find something helpful cos dat's exactly de problem am facing now. Last yr I broke up wit two gals and one so far this yr and all felt very hurt and my conscience never ceases tormenting me each time I see deir Hrt-touching messages. I learnt something here now but dat ur Step 3, no vex, na including Naija here. Try am where Naija babe dey, na ur body go tell u. The best and coded way to do it is via phone. Refuse to take her call for some days and when u finally take it and she nags and accuses u (cod they must do) den, you have just hit the nail at de head. Feel offended and end.

But don't blame me later if it fails cos dat's my method so far but none has worked for me. But who knows, e fit work for u.

ireneony:
my pic is not fake ,
Google my name, you will see everything about me

So for ur mind now u be miss world, abi? Make my babe catch u.

That old baboon is just a disgrace to himself and his family. Never in memory has Obasanjo the welfare of Nigerians at heart. I'm not surprised if he dropped PDP to join his likes in APC, I mean, why wouldn't he? He has to join de party that will feed his insatiable pocket. But what difference does it make because he deviated to APC? It Will even give Gej de chance to lead the country well without any distraction from an old cagoo in de name of a political father or whatever. I don't vote for party, I vote for personality and potency. GEJ TILL 2019.

That old baboon is just a disgrace to himself and his family. Never in memory has Obasanjo the welfare of Nigerians at heart. I'm not surprised if he dropped PDP to join his likes in APC, I mean, why wouldn't he? He has to join de party that will feed his insatiable pocket. But what difference does it make because he deviated to APC? It Will even give Gej de chance to lead the country well without any distraction from an old cagoo in de name of a political father or whatever. I don't vote for party, I vote for personality and potency. GEJ TILL 2019.

mecussey:
The vibration of a big butt is sth else.

Like seriously lol

jacksparrow1207:
Yes we do!

Guyses. lol

ronald4lif:
Every man loves busty boobs, Africans, Asians and Westerners alike. They are captivating to all and are no respecter of races, physique, tall, short men, even new born babies seem to like it busty

Bros, just like me, most Asians like dem lakpasious. Thats why every average Asian girl is always conscious of her body weight. Don't doubt me on dis.

collitexnaira:
More real than u

lol. Ifahear........

falconey:
I can kill for BIG BOOBS and die for BIG BUTTS

lol. Bros, tell us why na

collitexnaira:
Big butt drive me gaga

Are u for real

Every race and ethnic group and what
they like about women but the passion
African men have for big but’ts and
br.e.asts are extremely outrageous.
Let’s take for an example Two Ghanaian
and 2 nigerian men could be talking
about some serious business and if a
woman with big but’ts or breasts
passes, the whole conversation will
come to a standstill but this is never the
same with slim women. Many men
even die because of big but’ts and will
do anything to have them.
This attitude came to my attention and
so I decide to find out the reasons
why it is so, and the responses I got
were amazing.

#1. Enticing
According to some men we
interviewed, big but’ts and b00bs are
enticing and excites them whenever
they see it. One guy actually said, he
can cum by just seeing a big but’t. That
tells you how serious the situation is.
Many African men see it as a se’x’ually
exciting tool and can’t do away with it,
they virtually worship it and can go
ahead to describe the types in it.

#2. It’s Se’xy
One of the reasons why some men
actually love big but’ts and b00bs is
because it’s sexy. I don’t know if the
media or magazines contributed to this
but the fact is men love it because it’s
sexy. Most men in Africa believe a woman
with big but’t will easily raise your
testosterone high when she’s stark
na’k’ed in your bedroom and that alone
will allow you to perform better.
One man said, doing doggy style
becomes more exciting because you get
to have a nice view and when you bang
her, the movement the but’t makes,
just like waves makes his heart throb
harder.

#3. Fertility
This might come as a surprise but you
will be shocked to know that, one of
the reasons why many men especially
African men love big butts is because
they believe women with big butts or
wider hips are more fertile than their
slim counterparts.
Many men believe that the wider the
hips the more fertile the woman is and
can bear more children hence the
reason they love it. Unbelievable

#4. Attractive
Some men love big butts and boobs
because it makes them attractive . Is
like viewing a car, the size means a lot
to men, the bigger the hips the more
attractive the woman is. The way you
dress is also a matter of concern as men
feel voluptuous women look more
attractive in dresses than their
counterparts. Men are generally more attracted to a woman that can fill out a dress and
make it look good. If you are too thin
then it isn’t going to fit right.

#5. Age
According to some men, women with
big butts and boobs appear matured
and older than their counterparts who
are small and slim in stature. When you
come home with them, neighbours or
even your parents might think she’s not
of age. One man described how she brought
home a teenage girl who was voluptuous in stature and everybody in his community called her “Aunty” when she’s actually just 17 years old but he
claims it wasn’t the same with an ex who was actually 25years of age and very slim in stature, according to him many of his friends actually thought she was a small girl, when in in fact
she was even older than his current
girlfriend.

#6. Health
According to some men, when you
come home with a voluptuous woman,
your family and friends believes she’s
healthy.
In Africa, many people believe the
heavy women are the healthy ones and
the slim ones appear sickly.

#7. Respect
African men also believe that the
heavier she is, the more she commands
respect.
She’s seen as a grown woman and her
actual age is not even requested no
matter where you send her, even if
she’s less than 18years old she can still
enter a night club with you and can go
places with you without anybody
querying you about her age.

#8. Soft And Cushioned
Some African men actually like big
but’ts and b00bs due to their texture.
According to them it’s soft and feels
like cushion when you lie on top…
nawaaa oh!!!
It feels better to them when they have
$ex because they have more to push up
against

#9. Feminine
ome men believe big but’ts and b00bs
make them appear more feminine than
their slim counterparts who seems to
have flat chest and flat butts, it doesn’t
differentiate them from men.
According to some men, women with
big butts and boobs appear more
woman-like than their opposite
counterparts…simply put they are the
opposite of masculine.
Women without big but’ts and b00bs
appear more masculine to their taste
and they wouldn’t want to associate
with something similar to them.

#10. Cleavage
According to some Ghanaian men, the
beauty of the cleavage is what gets to
them, especially with hips and boobs.
The shape is something that makes men
tickle inside. It also makes them look
beautiful in every clothe they wear.

As for me, I prefer them LEKPASIOUS. My reason, promise to come up with the tread soon. You the guys that like them BOGACIOUS, do you have reason/reasons you prefer them that way that I failed to list here.

OVER TO YOU!!

Hearing this rumor, it makes me wonder




If took Buhari 2 good weeks to present his Forged Certificate, how many decades will it take him to fix the problems of the country he is dreaming to rule?

I no even kw wetin des pple dey yan.

My question is; if took Buhari 2 good weeks to present his FORGED CERTIFICATE, how many decades is it going to take him to fix the problem of Nigeria?

When A Woman Is ..........

Between the ages of 12-19, a woman is like Africa
or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and
naturally beautiful with bushland around the
fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 20-30, a woman is like
America or Japan. Completely discovered, very
well developed and open to trade- especially with
countries with CA$H or CARS.

Between the ages of 30-35, she is like India or
Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own
beauty.

Between the ages of 35-40, a woman is like
France or Argentina. She may have been half
destroyed during the war, but can still be a warm
and desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40-50, she is like Yugoslavia
or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past
mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now
necessary.

Between the ages of 50-60, she is like Russia or
Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are
practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate
keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60-70, a woman is like
England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all
conquering past but alas no future.

After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to
go there.

Guys, when do you love them most?

It feels gud to go out wit my beautiful gfriend while crazy guys do d luking. Number 5 is for me while number 3 goes for my gal. Dat explains while I luv nd cherish her so much. She always makes me proud out there. But on d oda hand, I think she does it to keep oda gals away frm me cos ama such a cute dude every gal wanna hv.