₦airaland Forum

yommygift15:
Check ur dictionary and see the meaning of immunity

Young man, have u check ur dictionary to know the meaning of CONSTITUTION? Something is wrong with ur thinking if u respect IMMUNITY and have no respect for the CONSTITUTION! Many wrongs done by this administration that will dangerously affect our next generation and u are here happily spewing trash. I guess Immunity falls from the sky right?

ybalogs:
I sat with my friend in a well-known porridge shop in a neighbouring town of Venice (Italy), the city of lights and water.

As we enjoyed our porridge, a man entered and sat at an empty table beside us.

He called the waiter and placed his order saying,

‘Two cups of porridge, one here, one on the wall.’

We heard this strange order with interest and observed that he was served with one cup of porridge but he paid for two.

As soon as he left, the waiter pasted a piece of paper on the wall saying

‘A Cup of porridge’.

While we were still there, two other men entered and ordered three cups of porridge, two on the table and one on the wall.

They had the two cups of porridge but paid for three and left.

This time also, the waiter did the same; he pasted a piece of paper on the wall saying, ‘A Cup of Porridge’.

It was something unique and perplexing for us.

We finished our porridge, paid the bill and left.

After a few days, we had a chance to go to this porridge shop again.

While we were enjoying our porridge, a poorly dressed man entered.

As he seated himself, he looked at the wall and said, 'One cup of porridge from the wall'.

The waiter served porridge to this man with the customary respect and dignity.

The man had his porridge and left without paying.

We were amazed to watch all this, as the waiter took off a piece of paper from the wall and threw it in the dust bin.

Now it was no surprise for us – the matter was very clear.

The great respect for the needy shown by the inhabitants of this town made our eyes well up in tears.

Ponder upon the need of what this man wanted...

He enters the porridge shop without having to lower his self-esteem…

he has no need to ask for a free cup of porridge…

without asking or knowing about the one who is giving this cup of porridge to him.

He only looked at the wall, placed an order for himself, enjoyed his porridge and left.

Probably the most beautiful wall you may ever see will be our wall of good deeds on the Day of Judgement.

This is what is Charity when you give from one hand & other hand does not know about it.

May the Almighty help us all to spend for the poor and the needy.
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Jiang:
I just noticed something.

IF THIS 80 YEAR OLD MAN CAN TRACE A BOKO HARAM COMMANDER, WHATS STOPPING ARMY INTELLIGENCE, DSS & CID with thousands of able men from doing same.

Is it incompetence or Are the sponsors frustrating the security agencies

Ah bow for ya reasoning... Hat off! In the words of a tyrant (Abacha), any uprising or terror that exceeds 24hrs, government hands is involved.

oka4ugoo:
I noticed it. Even my girlfriend no dey gree open again.

Meanwhile, my neighbour wife delivered twin (two bouncing baby boys). But the problem na their dates of birth.

One was born last year (31/12/2018 at about 11:55 pm and the second one this year (1/1/2019 at about 12:03 am)

Now my neighbour is confused and has been in loggerhead with the hospital authorities as to the date to registered in the birth certificates as he can't afford to celebrate their children (twins supposedly) birth on two different days and years.
I dey my house now dey wait for them to come house come share us biscuits and fanta.

If dem approximate 11:55pm, no be 12:00am be that? Dis one na issue? Dem no be Nigerians ne?

Almaiga:
These are the kind of Criminal Politicians, PDP can offer.

He was born and bred by APC... Do you need the timeline?

StOla:
Aisha Buhari is the first democratic first lady to have been shut out of power by the husband, as it should be.

Patience Jonathan was summoning service chiefs to report to her on security challenges.


If Aisha is referring to the much maligned Kyari who is Chief of Staff, then she should remember he is only discharging his duties as Chief of Staff, who is by default the most powerful officer in the presidency after the president, and alone has total access to the President.

Even a vice-president does not have the control and authority a Chief of Staff is reposed with by virtue of his principal, the President.

A vice-president is only as relevant as what roles the president delegates to him/her, and the constitutional succession to power in the absence of the president.

Guy, are you OK?
OK, "who is the presidency?"
I hope U'll not reply... because when you do...

frommee0:
Controversial media personality Daddy Freeze has shared his views about the celebration of Christmas.
He shared the post above which said Christmas is for pagans with the caption;

”Saying Christmas is about Christ is like using bible verses as the subtitles for a porn movie.
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The word ‘pornea’ in Greek meant prostitution and is the origin of the word pornography.
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In many instances, God himself likened idolatry and paganism to prostitution.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BrxtL4rBHaa/


Gist via :- https://nairatrend.com.ng/christmas-is-a-celebration-for-pagans-daddy-freeze/

Until u tell us when they born Jesus, then we go believe U. As U no know when they born Jesus, na u go tell us may we no celebrate Xmas? Carry Ur sense go do am for Mecca, see weda ur head go com back.

kolafolabi:
I think the mentally of a sitting Governor to choose his successor needs to be stopped.. Until our politicians have the citizens interest than theirs, democracy in Nigeria will still not work.

U're right, with exception of Lagos and Tinubu...

The world has been watching worst things from Nigeria than this, imagine the world watching Ganduje... #fighting corruption... the world is watching...

Partial?

Gistformant:

@OP, This is bad, OP_ing & FTC_ing @ the same time?

My friend don't start what you cannot finish, Stick to your lane of the natural oder! Go no further! Your heart is faint and feeble. Only the strong in heart can venture into the supernatural.

Greed

All these forming, na so e dey?

I thought you wan say N.E.P.A.Don bring light ooo!..
My generator still dey On oooh...
and the genrator wan tear my ear...
my country people...
them dey talku talku...
them just dey perambulate...
so so story, story every year oooh...

Which Federal Government? The one with the blind eye?

Better do, But be warned! Nigerian case is complicated.

Don't run just vote...

Anhaaa... No wonder!

Eventually money will talk...

How?

Really?

Why cry? The man is free to move to any party of his choice, the way Tinubu is free to change the governor of his choice. As simple as FTC is a choice!

We're with you

Funnicator:
Ok Jubril we've heard.

We didn't say Buhari (RIP) was cloned.

We said Jubril is his look-alike and the one in Krakow, Poland right now.

Abi my people I lie?

Be like this Jubril wan deceive zombies.

Clone is not the same as a look-alike.

Look-alike are natural phenomena. Clones are man made.

Jubril is a look alike. The dead Buhari is far taller than saraki but saraki dwarfs Jubril

Eg: Like Mo Sallah and his look-alike?

Only six?

You fail to understand the issue, they did not say he was cloned they said he was REPLACED with Jubrin of Sudan. I for one will not buy into this rumor gimmicks without facts, but they they do have a case, based on the the pix of Mo Sallah and his look alike.

If you can prove to me your brain is not a waste I'll give u 1million...
When necessity, need, record breaking achievements and greatness does not make sense in ur brain, then ur brain is WASTE!
BTW Freeze and Dr Enenche who go give who 1 million sef? freeze, craze, brain waste all na desame.

When King David saw the need to build a temple for God, God did not say is a waste, rather God asked David's son Solomon to build it with given specifications and dimensions. If Freeze were to be an elder in Jerusalem at that particular time, he would have tagged David's concern and vision to the need for a temple as waste I guess.

Na so de tori com be?

Epic reply!