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Francon:
.... I fold my dresses to a cone shape and rub to enable me feel dizzy

I hide d plates and bring it out when it is my lastborn's turn to wash

When eating with an elderly person and I know I might not get the bigger size of the meat, I steal a lil portion, make a hole in my swallow and hide it there

Chewing ice blocks

Whenever I am inconvenience and feels like farting, I wait for someone to crack a joke or music to play....

Blowing my bubble gum to form a ballon

Bitting the head of my biro

funny dude.....u must be sick

slim one as sarewa....thick one as olosho

I drink.....smoke and drink again .....na d sequence be dat

babes sha.....u av to be wise to get wat u want from dem.....I once promised a babe her school fees just to av my fucking way with her......fucking her just twice and discarding her like a park of cards......me no pick her call again o....God forgive us all o

dat is Jedi Jor otherwise known as captain black

3idiots makes me cry like a baby....esp d part wen d principal gave him d astronauts pen wen he helped deliver d baby

3 idiots made me cry a river.....

Bullshit tips.....LEARNER!

GeneralShepherd: Wrong move,act the way you'll act for everyother phone call.

yes boss, dat was wat i did, i acted lyk it was routine,....chatted her up tho, she was lyk wen are u cming bk on whatsapp? Guess she missed my chat

Yo ted, dia s dis gurl i met in nysc camp, we connected nd bonded but she already in a relationship, didnt ask her tho, tin is i call her once in a while, but to my suprise she called me today which is a first frm her, dnt wanna read 2much meaning into it, buh mehn i nid ur xpert opinion on wat to do

Hia s dis approach dat has worked wonders, its called : 'fire nd ice' , fire means act like u cant do without her, nd ice means jst act like u dnt gv a Bleep, neva act lyk u are desperate, nd be in control, gurls hate a weak guy, my own 2cents/2naira

feyiLawal: I have HTC sensation 4G,anyone interested either swapping or selling,any higher HTC or samsung

m interested bro, aw much? Nd does it support bbm? Thanks

Boss, pls i wanna get a htc sensation 4g phone, wat do u tink of d phone?

oyebanji88: na so boss platoon 5 alive....na we go wim best platoon....let see @ d parade in d evenin......am d black guy always in d front on †ђε line..... I go call u sha so we can relate.....platoon five ACTION platoon..

aite baba mi....action platoon

Platoon 5 representing........holla @ ur boi -------07068759223

Ede camp tinz....any girl in need of a company in dis trying times shld holla @ 07068759223 .....u can also use d number to add me on whatsapp

oyebanji88: me and my fellow osun
deployed otondo are chattering a bus
to convey us down to the

aite my oga....godspeed nd safe journey....we shld meet in camp lojokan

oyebanji88: am also coming from ilorin i rep kwara state polytechnic ilorin u nko?

i rep d ''better by far'' university.....unilorin. Abeg which park are u gonna board a car

Wagbayi baba mi.......abeg how many passport photographs do we need nd hope cost of living in osun is aite

Gentiejag: Osun a gbe wa o

amin o

amadex: Ipinle Omoluabi...... We are G̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡D̶̲̥̅ 2 go

yeah....whc part of naija are u coming from.....i'm coming from ilorin

Heard frm a reliable source dat osun camp is d 2nd best in naija......lets go dia........enuff shayo...enuff fun

Osun state it is......s/o to my fellow osun campers...c u @ ede

Imanuelle: just buy agbada

Daz all

lol agbada keh......s/o to all unilorin graduands....lets go make nysc camp ''better by far''

Avnt bought shii yet.......wat are d essential needs abeg

Cane........lovely series o....dunno y they stopped it....#weeping

hackzlord: Nice topic OP!
Abeg OP shey cure dey 4 guy wey no lyk woman
cos me i don see fyn fyn gals tire but no connection dey happen
*i tire 4 myself

u myt b gay......#justsaying.....nd dnt come up wit ''it takes a gay to know one''

Mcmaye: Wow, I tot he should av passd that stage by now, he a senior colleague of mine during A'level 2006/07 and I met him in unilorin too, I guess he spilled or had problems den, cos me don serve since 2011

yeah, nigga had extra yr

Let it be after d 3weeks joor......u wan dey impress

Shaddy of e.m.e........serving in lag

[quote author=Moi-b]U guys r jus sayin olympus has fallen.i'm 100 percent sure u havnt watched white house down.abeg make una go w atch d two movies b4 comparin [/quote]white house down is more of comedy than action with channing tatum acting like a dunce, dia aint step-up na....i fucking hate d film......team olympus has fallen