₦airaland Forum

StephDamielola:
THEY ARE VERY UNIQUE CREATURES.


THEY NOTIFY YOU BEFORE THEY EAT YOUR BLOOD.

lah wah ooooo...mosquitoe dey eat blood?

Justiceleague1:
Skull miners,head hunters,ritualists,soka village,...na dem.

ConeHeads..

A for alaye
F for fight
O for owambe
N for ngbanti
J for juju
A for amala

You are so intelligent...buh it's usefullness is only limited to nairaland.

eyez nefa tear then.

photoshop.

lol....how please??

when u update 'Denrele' you get 'Bobrisky'.

omode meta.

they both "come closer"

nonsense. .tekno you are already famous why all dis nah so ur friend noe get facebook account at least for u to contact him?

Best not to detail ur past to him.

josephjboy:
Who's here.......Game Won with ease guys . No Worries

You are good...need to study ur run of bets. I wish you More winning ahead.

isorait.....God is watching before the Lord .

ovaRAYted:
And what if he's not?

He looks like one.

Take heart

Sorry bro

No standing oooooo

Naughtytboy:
no sir

u need to make plan on buying a new fone.

did u upgrade the Os?

The cat is climbing the tree

Shame fall on glo

Urchman27:
Nigeria = zoo

Nigerians = zoo citizens

Naira = zoo currency = a worthless tissue paper compared to the dollar

Nigerian passport = worthless zoo passport

Green white green = zoo flag

Abuja = Federal Cattle Territory = Capital of The Zoo

Mohammadu Buhari = number one zoo citizen = president of the zoo

Yemi Osinbajo=buhari's slave and houseboy = number two zoo citizen

Bukola Saraki = Zoo Senate President = number three zoo citizen

Ike Ekwerenmadu = Zoo deputy Senate President = number four zoo citizen

Nigerian Senate = Bunch of incompetent Zoo senators who are only there to enrich themselves to the detriment of the Zoo citizens with fraudulent allowances and constituency projects

Nigerian judiciary = Bunch of spineless Zoo lawyers and judges who have been pocketed and intimidated into submission by the Zoo government

Nigerian army = bunch of brainless zoo zombie soldiers in khaki who shoot at unarmed people indiscriminately

Nigeria police = bunch of hungry zoo zombie officers in black who also killed indiscriminately

Nigerian Navy = bunch of Zoo zombie officers in white who don't even know the waterways

Nigerian air force = bunch of Zoo flying zombies who fly without direction

DSS = Daura Senseless Service zoo zombie officers (of the Zoo)

Tukur Burukutu = commander of the zoo zombie army.

Lie The liar Mohammed = zoo incompetent Minister of lies , deceit and propaganda

Kemi Adeosun = zoo incompetent Minister of financial linguistics who can't even do simple arithmetic

Rotimi Amaechi = zoo incompetent Minister of agbero, area boys, motor park touts and BRT

Babatunde Fashola = Zoo incompetent Minister of Darkness

Nigeria is a dead and expired islamized zoo entity filled with gorillas chimpanzees apes monkeys and baboons

I am a Biafran and not a Zoo citizen.

God bless Biafra and Biafrans. Amen.

#ProudlyBiafran.

igbo pipu sha?

This marriage should be peacefully dissolved.

God is watching

R.I.P

Having the same problem with my S5...

This is an issue you can always discuss with ur parents...and you need to be prayerful.

GloriaNinja:
THE WIFE WITH LONG FACE LIKE THAT OF A HORSE, ANYWAYS ,CUTE FAMILY BY THE WAY, MARRIAGE IS NOT EASY TO CONDONE.

Why envy her ?? witch##

Break the sim card.

Very Sad. R.I.P

osinbanjoisaliar:
Gani adams should visit nairaland. Besides, the only biafra i want is the one in which the entire southwest is included by force. So that the brownroofers have to bow to us everyday of their lives.

Atejun.

R.I.P to her

ruggedised:
fayose is greater than all yolloba leaders dead or alive
he will be given a free visa when biafr.a is actualized

You make this ur Biafra sound like Heaven.