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Guru9ja:
Though I didn't win this match but I got a point. Am still about about it.

Now let's watch chelsea drop point tomorrow.

Good night.

Funny guy, if Chelsea should drop points, it won't help you in any way.

bettercreature:
check the fixtures we have played the top 6

Lol, I know. But we are in the second round and you have to play them again, in fact i have a good news for you, Man U is playing against Liverpool on Sunday January 15th by 5pm.

Gooooooaaaalll!

bettercreature:
We have just 5 games left with top 6 unlike others
Liverpool
Man city
Chelsea
Arsenal
Tottenham
the remaining 13 games are very easy

Who are the others? We are in the second half of the season and Man U is yet to play any big team.

bettercreature:
We are unabeatable

No team is unbeatable

bettercreature:
All the top 5 teams are under serious pressure from Man United

really, how?

Arsenal is menstruating as usual

I wasn't there, likewise Sinaj.

engrMikemd:
I guess u don't know the meaning of birthright

Sorry, I wanted to put that birthright in quotes in my earlier post. But it's funny how the song of winning the premier league has now turned quickly to making a top four finish, i guess you guys are just too used to it.

engrMikemd:
that alone is enough for me plus my birthright top four spot

Well, you might have to work really hard for your birthright this time around. You have Tottenham and Man U to contend with.

engrMikemd:
Arsenal is the only team to beat Chelsea home and away this season





mark my words

And what will happen after that? Arsenal is not a team to be proud of cos no matter what and at some point they will always come short and let you down. This has been genetically engineered into their system.

Very Talented. Thank you for the entertainment you've given me and i wish you long life and prosperity.

.Op, considering the magnitude of the f*ck you are giving here, it seems you live most of your life on Nairaland and your life depends on it.

tete7000:
As far as I know recession occured under Buhari as such he takes responsibility for it. You people after saying a man is slow and lack idea will still go ahead and absolve him of being responsible for recession. The whole thinking baffles me. Are you still lost in the idea of Buhari a saint that can do no wrong after all his incoherences? O ga o! Let this government take responsibility, it is only way to go forward.

you are right, all of them are thieves, the earlier we realize that the better for us.

uptoHim:
Anything seen or heard to have been spent on GEJ campaign becomes a stolen money. Ok oh. Funny enough, all their hungry praise singers can't remember that 25+ billion naira cash was raised for GEJ campaign in Abuja during his campaign launch. I remember Danjuma, Dangote and their likes donating billions. Abeg were they(GEJ campaign coordinators) not supposed to spend that money?

Well, APC, Buhari and some of you here, can keep deceiving yourselves.

please when you make such comments always back them up with evidence, I'm more interested in that part of Dangote donating billions, Dangote didn't become a billionaire overnight and a sensible businessman like he is won't give out such money for campaign purposes even if he's going to get it back one way or the other, Dangote doesn't belong to any political party.

Jonathan administration plunged Nigeria into recession. But Buhari is a bit too slow, and 80% of his ministers doesn't have an idea.

Yemi Osinbanjo, two times vice president ke? Well, i pity those who attended this fuckphet church. I wonder why he didn't include it that
51:Chelsea will win the premier league
52 :Barcelona will win the Champions League
53:Arsene Wenger will be sacked
54:Real Madrid will win the Spanish La Liga
55:Man United will win the Uefa Europa League
56:Arsenal will finish 6th in the league.

HARDDON:


What is d remix of that saying about patient dogs?

seriously over the years i haven't been able to make any sense out of that saying. When the rest of the dogs aren't fools while will they leave the fattest bone for one 'patient' dog and take the small one.

reksly:
Nice guys stinks

They are slow and repulsive

They always finish last (that explains why u later got a pussy that has been demolished over time)

In fact nice guys always end up with overly used kitty cats...

Don't mind the guy. Nice guys only get remnants and the bitches use them for consolation or a fall back option.

prettythicksme:
Not a normal thing tho,op should advice his gfs not us.

even you, how am i sure you are different from his girlfriend?

sumesis30:
Not that I didn't listen to her, I made an hopeless statement concerning the drug that "what if the all her effort to make my joystick bigger doesn't yield results, what will be reaction towards me. Since that time, she has been misbehaving, this so called girl has been very committed to me before in all aspects of life. It seems she's not hopeful in the result again. Even if I call her to see me now she might not come. We haven't communicated since Sunday.

Op please if you don't mind, tell me the size of your Joystick. you might be worrying yourself unnecessarily. Maybe your girl started with a big thing hence she must continue with a big thing. That your joystick can't fill her huge void doesn't necessarily mean its small you know. And I'm sorry to say this but you acted rather unwise by collecting the drug she gave you maybe because you were already feeling insecure about the relationship then, have you considered maybe the drug comes with gravy side effects?

prettythicksme:
una butt hole no dey smell as well?see neat guys everywhere.

Are you saying it's a normal thing? Any guy can be a casualty of that filth cos you'll never know, especially the so called high class girls, everything will be perfect from the outside augmented with an expensive perfume, so you won't know anything until you get inside her undies. So it's not a matter of rolling with low-life girls, it can be an ugly, pretty, rich or broke girl, it's just a matter of personal hygiene.

Some girls can't meet up to 2/40 of those criteria, hence they are turning on the op . Op, even though you are a joker you've just reminded some girls of how developmentally retarded they are.

Since all of you are accusing the Op of messing with dirty girls. Who are the dirty girls? Of course they are among you.

BluntMadmoiselle:
Number 1 characteristic of an OAU graduate/undergraduate

They brag a lot. Yet, some of them are dummies who live on past glories. The way they qualify their school ehn....I almost went there, thank God I didn't.

please expatiate, you almost went there and then what happened? Cos the truth is you can never know how it is, unless you are already there.

BluntMadmoiselle:
Your case is a case of a pot referring to a kettle as "black"....Review and modify your post sir.

you should have done that while quoting me. It's better if you point out the errors.

INTERMAN:
Do you know what we call MASS FAILURE? Don't be stupid man. You wrote physics years ago. The one you wrote then was a million times simpler than this current one. If you didn't have A in that one, forget it you can't have a C in this current One. I am sure people like you will have narrowly had 41 or 35 if you did write this one. Pls kindly go to the HOD and get a copy of the Past question you will open your mouth wide without closing it and you will sure that those that you say aced it might have done so via mere guessing of most answers.

Ok the one i wrote was simpler than this one cos you've seen the one i wrote. And your point is because the exam was hard and most people failed so the coordinator is to blame for that hence you are calling lalasticlala for help, dude you must be one of the biblical three wise men, you are here forming OAU and accusing one guy of attending a local university meanwhile you don't know when to use being or been. Like i said not all the students in OAU are brilliant.

Kendzyma:
lol,true especially CHM102..a lot of my friends had extra yr caus of that.

Yea, but the problem now is that the students performances are declining over the years, what that guy failed to understand is that nobody is interested in failing a part 1 student, you'll get what you deserve.

INTERMAN:
I have said it, proud and overconfident people like you do end up been 200 naira per class tutorial teachers. Because your pride and lack of understanding and cinsideration will prevent people like you from achieving great success.We talking of mass failure from brilliant OAU students in PHY105 by a new cordinator which never happened in previous 105 you are here busy typing rubbish and nonsense. Mtchewwwwww. No be only "A" you see na "Hay"

Lol, hey! Kid you don't know me, you grab? You don't know what I'm into. But i can tell you it's far from what you can comprehend. That you failed doesn't mean it's the same with everybody. I did the same Physical 105 years ago when you think it was still simple, but on the exam day there were some students who came to re-write the exam cos they failed it and that made them waste a whole year repeating the class. It takes more than being brilliant to pass a course and not all OAU students are brilliant. You said they ought to pass cos they passed post utme from your earlier post, but i know of a girl in geology who used to come and cook for a guy beside my hostel, she scored 01 in her MTH 101 test, but according to you it ought not to be so, cos she passed post utme. Like i said i have junior colleagues who aced this same course you are crying about, afterall the Senate approved the result before it was released. Just wait till they release CHM 101 and ZOO 101, then you'll have a lot to call seun and Lalasticlala about to come and help you.

Just thinking how I'm going to get by this when it's time, cos surely I'm not dramatic.

Is Nigeria now one of the 50 states under The United States? I hereby declare the Op a brain cancer patient.

Malolu:
But Physics practical used to be the easiest at both parts 1 and 2. Na chm practical I dey fear. could this mass failure be worse than the Tsunami we experienced in 2004/2005?

Both practicals are still simple. In this course that a lot of people are screaming about, i know of some people who made A grade. The problem is that these school leavers no longer read, they see the university as a way of getting away from their parents and having their freedoms. Take some of the girls for example, you'll see a girl of part 1 in Microbiology department at night, going to read with her boyfriend of say psychology/Law department of part 3. What are they going to study together?