₦airaland Forum

Eberechi24:
There is nothing to test.
I don't fuçk stray Dick
EOD

Stray dicks have been having a filled day with your pussy all your life and you're here claiming "I don fúck stray dick". LOL! You wey niggaz don use your toto play bet Naija?

Eberechi24:
I modified my post after you quote me. "Mind you, you should be everything you want from an opposite sex. You can't tag every girl you slept slut excusing yourself. If you Bleep olosho, you are olosho too"

Whatever happens after you are done enjoying yourself doesn't matter. What matters are
1 You lure her with your hard earned money, amount does not matter. If you tag the price you spend to lure her cheap", then you are worthless (excuse my language) cause nothing was spend to lure you to bed.
2 You can't destroy pussy
3 Aunty enjoyed herself
4 You are what you tag your sexual partners

A bleeped Dick can never be unfucked rather it can be refuck.

Haba! I never said she's an Olosho naw? Why do you keep imagining things?? I simply said i will fûck her with nothing less than Shawarma and Fanta. c'est fini.


And yes, I CAN destroy pussy. Let's put it to a test, do it for the woman race. You can prove once and for all that pussy can not be destroyed.

Amakavula:
it's still more expensive than your whole family, twa t. Fuc off !

Are you on your period? Is it that time of the month??

Eberechi24:
Who told you that pussy can be "destroyed "? If you are talking about rough sex, who's gonna use his energy or drink bruntashi? You. while aunty will lay enjoying herself.
You need to understand whatever believe, ideology one is projecting has no attachment to his/her sexuality. Consented sex is mutual enjoyment. It does matter Weda you lure her with pure water or #5 biscuits. What matters is an aim is achieved- climax
Are you saying that President of Croatia should not Bleep because she is a president?

You're still shifting the goal post. First you chided me for allegedly "paying" for sex, now you're saying that payment does not matter (simply because I pointed out that it's cheap). I'm quite sure I made my point clear enough.


And please, aunty, I don't even patronise sexual enhancement drugs to start with. 2ndly, I can destroy pussy. She will enjoy it, no doubt BUT after we're done, there's no going back from me. That's where the problem is. I'm sure you understand.

Amakavula:
You wish.. don't you have Jamb to study for ?

Yea right.. I'm studying for JAMB (which I wrote since 2009) right inside my office.


You see why I capped your pussy-price at #1800?

my name no dey there...

I cover myself with the precious blood of Jesus, AMEN

MannieA:
stfu and don't ever include me in any crap u have to say...I'm not ur regular kinda girl..

How are you different from other girls? I'm curious and i'lld like to know.

MannieA:
is it all girls u f**k with shawarma and fanta..??

No, it depends on what triggers her vanity.. it could be Moi-moi or fish-roll and malt. Could also be Pizza or a trip to the cinema. Everyone has a price, including you.

Eberechi24:
While you loose 1800 for sex.
Dignity means the quality of being worthy of esteem or respect. It's not gender specific. What does it take you to have dignity?
It takes two to tango boo

It's not a "loss" if I destroy the aunty's pussy, which I probably will.


Moreover, I never said that dignity is gender specific, I was only pointing out that any nairaland feminist that can be bought for #1800 should shut the fûck up. Wetin you gain if after feeling like you're the great defender of the female gender, one guy still unwraps you faster than banana peel?

Eberechi24:
And you think she is the loser? no, you are. You paid to Bleep her while she enjoys the full benefits.
Shawarma+fanta+pleasurable sex
Women dey enjoy sha.

It takes two to tango

So last last, after all this sermon, she spread her legs for #1800? I thought you feminists have dignity.

I will still fúck this one with ordinary shawarma and Fanta.

If he defaults, he should be banned from the Catholic church. No individual is greater than the church.

All these Yoruba girls seff

omoakin87:
Was Jonathan a Governor?

Yes he was.

Lie!

kimbraa:
SHM. Been a while?

Why you too like Bleep like this?


Yes oo, been a while hun. But I guess everyone's now busy?

You will always find Kimbraa on threads about furk

obaataaokpaewu:
Picture of the hospital?
27 general hospitals, how many of them are equipped? What is the essence of building hospitals that are empty inside?

I'm an imo indigene and I can authoritatively tell you that the only equipments in those hospitals are grasses and trees while the staff are rodents, insects and snakes.

farano:
Lazy youths why can't people mind their business

Hey Farano

How do I unsee all this?

The stage is set for Atikulation! God bless our incoming president, the waziri Adamawa, the slayer of zombies, festus keyamo, ogundamisi and garbage shehu.







Alh. Atiku Abubakar!!

Monimatic:
APC zombies will die of heart attack this night

Bro please where do you get this Daura Times newspaper from?

KanwuliaExtra:
Where is the confusion?
All I see are spokespersons for different zones.
Are we expecting 1 person to speak from every part of Nigeria?

You should recognise Lagos-Ibadan journalism when you see it.

KanwuliaExtra:
Nwosu don carry political STD from Okorocha ni?

Political oloshoism nor good o!


Biafra! I hail thee!

This crazy woman

Buterflyle0:
Tonye the roamer did Nigeria begin in 2015?

Does PDP take us for fools?

They crippled our economy and are now wanting to task Nigerians with the results of their crippling by asking how Nigeria now is after they crippled her simply because it is now being repositioned by another party.

Obviously your mind is too little to comprehend how the same PDP just called you a fool Tonye

Repositioned what? Just answer the damn questions. Dude, we were better off the way we were than what we have now. Majority of Nigerians are saying the same thing, you yourself are not better than them so what makes you think you know better? Your 30k BMC salary? Dude face the issues raised and leave Tonye alone. C'est fini.

These guys actually mean business and they are looking like they're well posited to do better than they did the last time they were at the helm. I love their composure and carriage. A true national party. #MyPVCBelongsToPDP.

OboOlora:
Are there no surgeons in Nigeria? Who is that dwarf in the third pic with diastema and goitre?

Aww.. that's not fair!


That's the legendary Drummer/Singer Aramide. I wonder what happened to her though..

farano:
make I mention mine first

1. Promising marriage on the first date...a huge turn off

2. Licking my ear

Where did your big boobs go?

LadyHeaven:
Please who has MB to spare? Watch and relay the news biko

This woman, you are everywhere

Millenniumlady:
I'll call you

Don't.

Millenniumlady:
Will decide on that later

Me I won't bother you again sha