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TVP - JAKESUND.

#yawns# enjoying maslf here oh!

TP-FYNEST.

Bouncers spare jakey 4 been late.. Give am one slap on ma behalf.

THREAD PRESIDENT - FYNEST.

Enjoyin k-straw.. Ahh dz is nice...

OYA THE PROGRAMME GO SOON START OH...

Fynestboi: 8:52pm

nbdy shud post 4 naw...


Sum1 shud call jake 4 me

u hv his digits..drop it lemme hala him.

Timichael: Pls abeg, ah no wan stay long o. I borrowed d three-kota nd d dansiki wey i put on, wit my buga cap. I think datz okay. Nd by the way,wia z mr dee jay?

lols.. Buga cap? I think say na only me bring buga cap oh

Where is jakey??

Oh oh oh!!

Erm......

INTRUDER ALERT!!! A woman/man was sighted wearing agbada and pencil jeans... Hope itz jakey o,cos ma boys go wash him face with slaps....

ATTENTION : sighted Mr slyblorin... Welcome sir!

Shey I fit come with ma gf,bance younger sister??

jakesund: agbada
mini skirt under
timbaland boots
sturds
pencil jeans unda d skirt
and a strapless bra to keep evertin in place

yeeeh!! U 4get ur wig bruh!

Am Wearing a Grey shirt[inner], brown leather jacket[gift from tola], Cyan trousers and a perfectly made red yoruba cap with a yellow puma football boot! Its for easy recognition.... Erm..... #anxious# hope am good to go?!

jakesund: xkid i dey feel u wella

and because of u i dey play bounce on top ma nokia since morning...

if ah no see u for the first day of resumption eh ...hmmmn

i will rather kill maself than commit suicide that day

why you go kill yourself when bouncers full ground?? #winkz#

michaeltotti: jake i no nid pesin tell me say u hate me..y alws to sanitate na im ma name would be?na me to b pickin papers nd used tyn for u*ehn*av even retire..ah no dey work aqain since 18b.c

Retire?? Who tell you,, Farooq abeg dash this guy 1 make him retire to OAUTH sharpaly......

#yawns# oluwatola don promise ekiti boys extra g-flakes.. So no worries..

As the NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF BOUNCERS obafemi awolowo university chapter president, I will like to inform you that 1. Inform you that for tonight's event,over 600 able bouncers have been made available 2. If you leave with swollen chicks and fractured bones[no be ma fault oh],this is because the bouncers are ludicrously THIN... 3. Movement during the event is highly prohibited as this can attract THUNDEROUS SLAPS[u fit see moon o] 4. G-flakes and k-straw must be made available for all bouncers as failure to do so can lead to breaking of head with cold coca-cola bottles 5. The bouncers will be given a gurl each to rapport with to avoid boredom! NB: THE BOUNCERS DRESS CODE IS AGBADA AND FACE CAP COUPLED WITH NEATLY CARVED RUBBER SLIPPERS... Signed : X-KID.. Have a wonderful celebration ahead!

As the NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF BOUNCERS obafemi awolowo university chapter, I will like to inform you that [center]As the NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF BOUNCERS obafemi awolowo university chapter, I will like to inform you that [/center]As the NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF BOUNCERS obafemi awolowo university chapter, I will like to inform you that 1. Inform you that for tonight's event,over 600 able bouncers have been made available 2. If you leave with swollen chicks and fractured bones[no be ma fault oh],this is because the bouncers are ludicrously THIN... 3. Movement during the event is highly prohibited as this can attract THUNDEROUS SLAPS[u fit see moon o] 4. G-flakes and k-straw must be made available for all bouncers as failure to do so can lead to breaking of head with cold coca-cola bottles 5. The bouncers will be given a gurl each to rapport with to avoid boredom! NB: THE BOUNCERS DRESS CODE IS AGBADA AND FACE CAP COUPLED WITH NEATLY CARVED RUBBER SLIPPERS... Signed : X-KID.. Have a wonderful celebration ahead!

Chiamaka01: did anyone see my previous post? i can't find it.

yah saw it in pakistan when i went to organise bouncers.... Jakey dz honour wey u gimme na die oh!!

Adehwale: btw, Red carpet starts by 7pm!
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buh, d question is, who geh red carpet for ause make we borrow use??...we go return am afta d event.

oh I get buh d colour don turn magenta...... Shey make i still bring am??

jakesund: Guys forgive me for going off without permission

to hair is human and to forgive is design

was busy prep-ping ma sister tola for the elections

ya know how we ekitimaticians like to look good for virtual events

xkid come and dobale... i wanna confer on u the honorary title of COMMANDER IN CHIEF OF BOUNCERS STAFF

michaeltotti ATTORNEY GENERAL OF ENVIRONMENTAL SANITATION LOGISTICS AND PLANNING


phtemie--INSPECTOR GENERAL OF G-FLAKES MINING AND PROCESSING

samtolly - GENERAL OVERSEER OF K-STRAW MOULDING AND FRYING

fynest -VICE CHANCELLOR G-FLAKES AWOLOWO UNIVERSITY OF AGEGUNLE

papindinho - no more bedspace squat with michael

lols! Na GOBE OH! Thin boy like me bouncers kini??

Samtolly4JESUS: baba xkid, hope you made it too??

Hell No joh!!! Thank God anyways. was 0.1mark(s) short of pd cut off for i.e 72.9 'n' i had 72.8 Looking unto God for the best joh! Oluwatola no wan deliver g-flakes oh??

jakesund: xkid ma main man...how u dey na??

##calls tola##

JAKE : hello ma sister

tola : yes mr g-flakes

JAKE : xkid is in tha house

tola : really?

JAKE : yes and u know what needs to be done ...8 of d usual

tola : hell no

JAKE : why na?

Tola : he's still owing me for ma last g-flakes delivery

JAKE : forgive and forget the past

tola : no i wont

JAKE : ok collect d money from omole..after all we are his new babies

lols na so oh!

Jakey,pappy,oluwatola,sammy, una owe me g-flakes oh! Personally requesting for g-flakes from you three! #i no dey smile#

Good morning all.. Seems I missed the celebration! Congratulations to those that meet the cut off,pray when the lists shall come out,our joy shall know no bound.. And for those that didn't meet.. Just know that GOD HAS THE FINAL SAY! Come December Testimonies will roll In...

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