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jakesund: ##clears throat.##
papindinho u too dey lie tell xkid d truth na

...ok if u no go tell am me go tell am..

##clears throat and takes one spoon of gahrie##

ur name is not on the list becux samtolly knows u prefer BLACK AND WHITE -00''INCHES TV ...that kind tv wey our grandpa dey lock inside cage..

jakesund: ##sees his name on the list,runs off to borrow suit from his pastor and wrapper from tola##

oya d MC is here let the launching begin

Penboy: Guys abeg. Has Oau announced the date of their post ume exam? And if so, are second choice candidates allowed to write? Thanks.

admitme: Have any one seen the Cut OFF for this Year, Check here

Samtolly4JESUS: #subscribing#.... This film go sweet o...... #switches on my 8D#..... #grabs popcorn and secretly pours alomo inside viju boTtle#... #pastor must not be seen with Alomo na#

papindinho: erm erm.#summons fynest, samtolly and phtemie to meeting.
papin: ds doyin and mike of a tn dn turn to EEWO(boil) on man pikin nose o. wetin u c 4 deir step
samtolly: na braggin jor. dem no ft do nada
fynest: na me train dat boy o bt im ft do anytn.
phtemie: shld we shadow-scrape deir steps by chargin the plotters legally.
Papin: bar.phtemie. abeg talk smal pikin language o.
fynest: let's go 4 barrister's point bt illegally cos d boys ar nt legal.
samtolly: let's beep jakesund for dat.im get controls. #dials jakey's no
[phone rings].
jakey: gud evenin sir.4 contract say hi for consult say ha.
<2 b cnt'd

jakesund: must be the tribal marks

jakesund: its seems ASUU doesnt have credit on their phone to CALL the strike off

pray make them FLASH the strike or send am TEXT MESSAGE

jakesund:
i will set up a committee to look into this

#calls pentagon#

JAKE : Hello this is jake kindly put ma call through to president obama

pentagon : how did u get this number sir

JAKE : na inside dream i get am oya put me through to obama xkid wan finish me

pentagon : oboy bone that level obama dey write post utme

JAKE : mehn this is serious,to which school and what course

pentagon : omo na university oF ajegunle oh and na mortuary science be him course

JAKE : bone that matter oh na ASUU strike go finish am...anyways how can we solve xkid palava once and for all

Pentagon : xkid is already being taken care of sir

JAKE : how

Pentagon : we sent a nuclear bomb to afghanistan 15mins ago

JAKE : ##SINGIN## Amazing grace...

phtemie: "If you ask me,na who ah go ask?"

A.Gideon:
have you checked it of recent?....If yes, when you checked it, what did you see(the info. Displayed there)?

jakesund: farooq would do anything for two congos of g-flakes i trust him

jakesund: ##calls osama bin laden's second in command##

JAKE : Hello farooq how market

farooq : oboy things no easy for afghanistan g-flakes expensive die

JAKE : thats exactly why i called, i am searching for the person who exposed osama to the americans

farooq : whats the reward.?

JAKE : e suppose be free na

farooq : economy no gree we do free things

JAKE : OK TWO CONGO OF G-FLAKES :>

farooq : walahi i will pinish him fa who is he

JAKE : XKID2000

farooq : do u want him roasted bombed or barbecued?

JAKE : all of the above

cimetidine: diz guy be wizard..will i make heaven? Will samtolly recover frm his sickness? Predict dose

cimetidine: diz guy be wizard..will i make heaven? Will samtolly recover frm his sickness? Predict dose

cimetidine: u dreamt?

Dolphineyes: Thank u for the info Senor. Could u provide a link to the source pls. Thank U.

jakesund: WANTED=> x-kid2000 is wanted for committing E-murder.he secretly led Jakesund to believe in his predictions and then gave him a lady so beautiful(irony) that the mere sight of her distrupts meetings btw F.G and ASUU....if found pls return him to angola where he stays or faj where Jake stays .

REWARD=>one congo of G-FLAKES
bounty hunters oya get to work

jakesund: was also thinking about that too.
If it turns out to be true u must predict ma future wife

AdExLaWyEr: wetn appen na all of us dey do phne stealng xmas abi bawo ni mai own was JUNE na even gurl steal mai own bt tank To God i no get anoda one. Sha..

Samtolly4JESUS: 'Am the God of all flesh, is there ANYTHING too hard for Me to do?'..... Good morning fellow aspirantos........ Aluta continua....... #LL.B#

emmyeuler1: pharmacy aspirants in d forum i hail ooo....kejilee,onaopepo1,ifyx,walexgold,oysdam,oysdam,otunla 97,itz_pretzy....!

Ifyx: x-kid,na u o..cutoff fit low dz yr