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Pappy,sight you oh! Ah dey joh!

papindinho: lolz..... Badt man..... How una dey nao

Pappy,sight you oh! Ah dey joh!

papindinho: lolz..... Badt man..... How una dey nao

MEHN DATS FAITH! lets keep dat one until few weeks to resumption

Afolabi6046: nairalanders hw do we contact ourselves so as to take pix 2geda on matric day??

Fynestboi: F. I am first choice applicant got 305 agg nd i cnt find mai name on merit list

loolx !

Samtolly4JESUS: That gum will soon turn grenade for your mouth..


You remembered what happened to David when he stayed at the Palace when he was suppose to be at war?

i be pagan #mouth sealed# wetin do my great grandpa david o?

Ehm.. Some1 should teach me how to make writings bold and how to give wide gap/space like..[b]Ehm.. Some1 should teach me how to make writings bold and how to give wide gap/space like..[/b]Ehm.. Some1 should teach me how to make writings bold and how to give wide gap/space like..

Ehm.. Some1 should teach me how to make writings bold and how to give wide gap/space like..

Samtolly4JESUS: No oo....

Like facing the Boko boys in Maiduguiri

sammy,e be like say u want make i carry disfigured face come OAU abi? Wetin pappy dey do if i dey face boko 4 maiduguiri? BTW u don ever see minister of defence for war front before?? #chewing bubble gum#

Chiamaka01: Does it happen to guys, too? If yes, it means stale girls asking them out or......... what?

ehm.. I stayed in Awo for last year's putme and at times visited ''ANGLO-MOZ'',maybe sh*t happens because of the over excitement that freshers shows... Lets Just wait for our TiMe.

Olastep1: how u take knw all these...? I fear u o o o



#anyway, i wont say anything, and my oga @ d top will say another thing.

#dazzall

oga olastep,abeg brief us small na make we no go fall victim.. Dat kind thing *yawns*

Afolabi6046: gud evening guyz, do u tink we wud resume by march '14

by the special grace of God,if this strike ends between sept 5-18,then we are resuming march 3-10.. Btw its my calculation

Samtolly4JESUS: bossman! Where have you been na...

Abi you dey warfront ni??

warfront? Like world war III

Whatsup people...... Been a while!

UNILAG GUYS CELEBRATING! In a couple of months i see us celebrating our own admission into OAU IJN...... #just passing by#

Fynestboi: Test your IQ..


http://begent.org/intelquiz.htm

Post what u score here

5/13.. Eh oh na so i sabi book reach? #sarcastic#

theanonymous: I just got the CBT CD buh itx requesting for username and password. Mind u, i used mine but it showed 'invalid username or passkey' plx wat shld I do? Shld the system be internet-connected?

just create any username and password... Hope that'll do.

jakesund: Guys pls be careful of how u talk about ASUU outside ya house..

i found maself in a tight spot cuz of ASUU yesterday ..i had to pray to God to bless ASUU so i could be spared...pls read and learn...

Was busy surfing the internet when ma friend came knockin..

##ko-ko-ko##
JAKE : who goes there

Ma friend : na me abeg open door

JAKE : na there u go old if u no tell me who be rat

ma friend : oboy u don craze...na u be d rat..na me peter abeg open door

JAKE : Craze guy...i'm coming hold on

##opens d door and lets him in##

JAKE : Oboy longest tym

Peter : na so oh..jake i no come here con relax..God don help u beat oau cut off i must chop ASUN MEAT OH

JAKE : mehn i no con get much for hand oh and ma atm don lost

peter : na everyday e dey lost?..oboy that na story i must chop meat oh

JAKE : OK but na nepa bill money dey ma hand..oya lets go

peter : if e lik make e be acceptance fee oya lets go

##arrives at meat sellers place##

JAKE : oga give us asun #5000 then use proof of nepa bill payment wrap am

asun seller : no wahala

##jake turns to peter##

JAKE : oboy i neva see ma name for admission list and we don dey spend nepa bill money...when the list comes out what will we buy..cow

peter : na elephant..that reminds me when will d list be out

JAKE : it is this useless ASUU that is delaying it..may God punish all the people doing ASUU organisation..they are all idiots may thunder fire ASUU president..may his ...

######KABOOOOM!!!######

##ASUN SELLER LANDS A HEAVY SLAP ON JAKES CHEEKS##

#peter tinks its a bomb and flees forgettin his shoes#

asun seller : na me and my goat meat u dey curse like that..what has my asun done to u or u wanna ruin ma business

#JAKE STILL SEEIN STARS#

JAKE : i know my left..u just violated my left...i will sue u for violating my fundamental human left..this is against the...

####KABOOOM!!#####
#ANOTHER THUNDEROUS SLAP#

asun seller : after u finished cursing me and ma meat u still want to sew me like ankara

JAKE : no sir pls sir yes sir ah sir mistake sir its just sir ah...sir sir hav mercy sir

asun seller : where is mercy?is she here...oya kneel down and pray for me and beg God to give me strenght

##jake on his knees##

JAKE : God bless ASUU...may u have d strength u need..thunder will not fire u..

asun seller : thats more like it...oya take ur asun meat ...we hope to get more patronage from u



MY FACE IS STILL SWOLLEN

Lmfao.. 4 ex-predites cut off 4 medicine is 81.6 and Medical rehabilitation 71.6

dammymighty: Putn in 4 surgery. Ma agg is 272.5. Sum1 said d cutof is 271.5 anoda person said it's 275. Wats reli d cutof 4 medicine pls....

270.5 for merit! Gbam!! You are In.

Hey guys,been a while?! Na sickness cause ma temporary disappearance o

PRAYER : [i]PRAYER : [/i]PRAYER : The Lord of Host shall crown our effort with success,our expectation shall not be cut off IJN...

GOOD MORNING PEOPLE.....

Johncrown80: Pls my dearest expredites here hw can i choose to get admission through p.d and nt through jamb cos my agg. Na 241.5 and cut off na 244 bur i feel enter through p.d

Did you do the just concluded pd? If yes ur score must be 60% and above to be considered for admission[faculty/departmental cut off varies though] Erm.. Dont waste ur effort,meet someone to help you!

FROM A RELIABLE SOURCE : COMPILATION OF LISTS HAS STARTED....

Adehwale: Result of the election for the post of CSO
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Total vote casts--14votes

papidinho- 4 votes
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Machaelotti- 2 votes
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Xkid- 6 votes
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Emmyueller- 2 votes

xkid wins the election! Congrat!!

HUHN.. Serve them k-straw round tola.. Bills on me!

afobam: Xkid i no see ur link o.. My incumbent president, try to be consultative in your post, manners relating to imposition should be shun.

page 224..

#yawns# Is 2mao sunday? Ma ba3 dy laugh oh...

EHR EHR EHR.. 6LIKES FOR XKID2000 #adjusts buga cap# chewing 104th k-straw! Any dentist? Ashbaba... We go see 2mao.. Ma teeth no dy joke with me o.

Na 4Likes i don get o! E ma gbe omo obo fun osun oh... Why dz particular k-straw hard like this?

michaeltotti: ahn ahn*crying*yu no say na me pray me for u laa say mke d cut off mark flavour u..if nt for mhee it would hav been 350..insted mke u reward mhee wit 20yrs of crime commitin....*cryin*no beg me oooo*faces wall*

Laughing in Swahili...

[quote author=Fynestboi][/quote]shey i no sabi maths? 3+3+4+1=10.. Yeeh! Attahiru jega!

afobam: TVP- Oluwatola Jegede

yeeh! Full name ke? How come?