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Oluwatola5: Hmm....X-Kid i hope you are good. You rily did well by abandoning us here ooo, more flesh to your bones.

Timichael: Ansa dz pls: ur parents gave birth 2 a child, it's neither your sister nor ur brother. Wu z d person?

Samtolly4JESUS: How's the lawyer to the son?

Samtolly4JESUS: Hi Chelsea fans!

Its Mancity! Not Bassel

Its an Away Loss! Not a Home defeat!

Its a 19-match League; Not a Group stage knockout!!



Signed: TeamUnited!

michaeltotti: Heloao va nw.unilorin dd dia clearance online.wil oau ffl d footstep or we wil go to ife again?

Samtolly4JESUS: Saw This Somewhere and I seem it worth sharing......


Every serious student that gains admission into
tertiary institutions has the aim of graduating with
a first class/distinction degree but the reality shows
that the number of first class students in Nigeria’s
tertiary institutions is on the decline. Nigeria
Education Portal ® gives steps which if diligently
followed will enable every student who aspires to
make a first class in school to do so with ease.
1) Get serious from the first day
It is common for students to get carried away with
the euphoria of gaining admission into higher
institution that they forget the major reason why
they are in school. It is essential to start building
your grade point from the first day so as to avoid
playing catch up afterwards.
2) Attend Lectures
While attending lectures may not be so important in
your first year in school as most courses are what
you must have already learnt previously in your
secondary school and the large number of students
in lecture rooms in your first year may not make
attending lectures enticing however after your first
year, attending lectures must be a priority, this is
enable you mark attendance in class which may be
the difference between an A or a B, pick salient
points which the lecturer may mention in class and
to pick instructions and tips which lecturers usually
give in class.
3) Understand your Lecturer(s)
As all human beings differ in various characteristics
so do your lecturers differ in the way they want
things to be done. While some may prefer you to
understand their notes only, others may prefer you
to research more on your own after giving you
notes, others may depend solely on past questions
and so on. It is very essential to understand each
lecturer who comes to lecture you. This might be
done by seeking advice from students who have
taken courses taught by the lecturer.
4) Don’t build serious relationships with the
opposite sex
It is very essential to keep only platonic
relationships with the opposite sex while in school.
This might be very difficult especially if you are a
pretty lady or a handsome guy but the truth is if
you keep any serious relationships, it will eat out of
your valuable time you would have spent studying.
5) Learn to study
This usually is the most difficult part of a student’s
life as different distractions exist in the higher
institution but unfortunately this is the most
important step on your way to making a first class
in school. While most students are fond of deceiving
themselves by either sleeping and waking in the
library without actually studying, it is very essential
to give at least 2 quality hours studying every day.
6) Rub mind with others
No man is an island, no matter how hard you study
you can never know it all, there will still be some
few things which you still would not know but
someone else’s could help you with and save you a
lot of time trying to decipher how to go about the
problem.
7) Put God first
Always remember that God is the owner of all
knowledge and gives only to those who he wishes
to. Learn to always put God first before every
lecture, test or exam. He is the only one who can
see you through.

Chiamaka01: a) I have a paternal cousin named harrison.

b) Most people from Edo and Delta states give their kids such names.

c) Most yorubas don't have foreign first names and even if they do, it'll be names of prophets mainly from the old testament.

Chiamaka01: It's good to be back, oh.
*reads post again*
bomb
x-kid, it looks like we have a potential terrorist threat here, oh.
*runs for cover*

x-sojer:
proud and hapy 2 join this forum

Samtolly4JESUS: Jonathan met with the Queen of England.
He asked her:
JONATHAN: How do you run such an efficient
government? Are there any tips u can give to me? I
want to help Nigeria and solve this ASUU malaise.
"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is
to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But how do i
know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen replied, "Oh, that's easy, you just ask
them to answer an intelligent riddle.
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom.
"Please send David Cameron in here, would you?"
David Cameron walked into the room and said,"Yes,
your majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said,"Answer this riddle.
David, your mother and father have a child, it is not
your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?
"Without pausing for a minute David Cameron
answered,"that would be me." Yes, very good,"said
the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice President
Sambo
JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your
father have a child, it's not your brother and it's not
your sister, who is it?
SAMBO:."I'm not sure, let me get back to you."
He asked all his staff in the Office but none could
give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo ran
into Dora Akunyili.
Sambo asked, Dora,
SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child and
it's not your brother or sister,who is it?"
Dora answered sharply, "That's easy, its me!"
Sambo smiled,and said "Thanks!"
Then he went back to speak with President
Jonathan.
Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's
Dora Akunyili!
Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo. "No wonder
Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am Surrounded by
Dummies.! The answer is David Cameron!"
WHO IS MORE INTELLIGENT?

benatex: see i saw the cutoffs with my own eyes

Ghydyon: wat u guys dont knw is dat cut offs are determined by d total no of candidate that choosed d course,d average score of candidates to d given quota of d dept i.e if yoruba has higher no of candidates wit average score of 260 to d quota given to dem.bliv u me yoruba wil b higher dan medicine.for example pub admin cut off in 2011 was 200,in 2012 it 246 nd nw 2013 bak to 200

x-kid2000:
A good samaritan should please update me once PD admission List is out my nö 08166283721... Will be offline on social networks for a while.....!! Make una no forget me oh............. Na beg no be shakara....

Timichael: Thank God for making me plus 1 2day!

godlovesyou: great ife!you all have been a sourse of help 2 milions of people may your effort cal for mercy when your destiny is layout for promotion. congrate 2 all of u dat have been admited may u possess d ability 2 make change in your generation.

Mikkie31: i am sorry friends,i had no idea how much this thread means to you. I had let my own views inder the growth of this thread. I am aware of the part that i played in the recent 'developement' on this thread. I know i shouldnt have said those things back then,so i am calling on every Naira lander that has contributed to the growth of this thread to please accept my sincere apology and lets go back to what we used to be. The credibility of this thread has become more 'lucid' and am hoping it would stay that way.

















I love you and i miss us. i am sorry friends,i had no idea how much this thread means to you. I had let my own views inder the growth of this thread. I am aware of the part that i played in the recent 'developement' on this thread. I know i shouldnt have said those things back then,so i am calling on every Naira lander that has contributed to the growth of this thread to please accept my sincere apology and lets go back to what we used to be. The credibility of this thread has become more 'lucid' and am hoping it would stay that way.

















I love you and i miss us.