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Do you have to be perfect to go to Heaven?

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b*tch slap

I forgive you for forgetting to forgive me

I'll move to another planet


Michael Jackson is alive

You can play with the function keys and stop the viewing but you can't stop the dollars from coming in

Grilled chicken/grilled potatoes/carrots/sauce

Badriyyah:
Strawberry Swiss Roll and ice-cream,

yum, finger licking good

mud fight for all the pain they have caused

romade:
didnt i tell u i had a baby few weeks ago
fool that u r neva did notice the necessary[b] tyns[/b]

what's tyns? unabe to continue because of tyns.

a newbie lusting after beyonce

Awwww la vie est belle _translation

Awwww life is beautiful

[quote author=*dhtml link=topic=284508.msg4104669#msg4104669 date=1246234523]My resignation from was rejected. I forgot to sign it. So i am back to mod again - so once again, i have lost some of my privileges.[/quote]I am sure like me, folks are happy you are back.  However, it is one thing to make a bad decision if you don't know better  but NEVER make a bad decision over a (see pic below) Joking eh!

*Disclaimer Note*

The poster is serious but written with humor and levity

Missy B:
F'uckery!!!

[quote author=Missy B link=topic=]Missy B (f)
With him . . .
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  Re: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today?
« #2279 on: June 22, 2009, 11:30 AM » 

Thank You Lord for yet anatha day!! [/quote]You see why I don't take you born again Christians on here seriously.  What's the difference between this thread and your response?  After all "all sins are equal in the eyes of God"
*smh*  Talk about sacrilegious and blasphemous.  it's people like you why I will continue to stay home and praise my God rather than going to church.

ravenzord:
WT|F is hugs 'n' kisses saying?

the topic say what's on your (ME) mind. MYOB. It's between me and my Posse


@topic

A who dis newbie minding my bizniss.

Log off to see B and JZ

tpiah:
this is starting to sound redundant.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-271653.0.html

hair terrorists- here's a "new" recruit.

DWL kee kee kee kee kee

A nun take a taxi in a hurry. While driving, a naughty idea comes to the driver mind.

He said to the nun.
Driver: It is my very big dream to kiss a nun.
Nun: Ok, I will let you kiss me in some conditions.
Driver : Of course! What are those conditions?
Nun: First, you should be catholic.
Second, you do have one wife.
Third, you go to church every week.

Driver : That's no problem! I am catholic, I have one wife and I go to church every week!

So the Nun give the Driver his very dream which is to kiss a nun.

After kissing the Driver said.

Driver: Sorry sister I lied! I am Muslim, I have many wives and I haven't gone to church!

Nun : Ok that's no problem. By the way, my real name is Arnold and I am on my way to a custume party!.

This gotta be the best joke ever  nothing showing up in the recent. . . . .Gotta call my posse and share this one b4 they start watching the BET awards.  i told dem long time ago that she suffering from mad cow disease Better yet, mekk me join them so we can laugh at her together

You shouldn't punish others for your own choices”

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brace ursef 4 B tonight. The award is going to be on fire 2nite

MrCrackles:
Yeah i am batty!
Happy now?

nutten wrong wid being gay.  They make the best friends and i like being around them (only the guys duh)

real men don't wear pink. Only Metrosexual and gays I know wear pink

The day is not over and i am missing her

don't think so babe. look right behind of you