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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by vishnu2: 9:28am On Jun 25, 2009 |
The road to everlasting peace must always be watered with blood |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by kaydkay(m): 12:53pm On Jun 25, 2009 |
Dont Let That Affection Get U an Infection, Use a Protection on that Erection |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by russellino: 1:36pm On Jun 25, 2009 |
A little learning is a dangerous thing; Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. (Alexander pope) & The only thing that comes to a sleeping man is dreams (Tupac Shakur) |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by xoxoxo(f): 4:27pm On Jun 25, 2009 |
The world we have created is a product of our thinking; it cannot be changed without changing our thinking. ~Albert Einstein |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by RuuDie(m): 7:15pm On Jun 25, 2009 |
Closed legs don't get fed! |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by xoxoxo(f): 1:20pm On Jun 26, 2009 |
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. ~ Jean Kerr |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 6:57pm On Jun 26, 2009 |
~“God Gave Men Both A Penis And A Brain, But Unfortunately Not Enough Blood Supply To Run Both At The Same Time.” ~ |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 5:03am On Jun 27, 2009 |
My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by xoxoxo(f): 3:42pm On Jun 28, 2009 |
Be careful of the feet you step on, they maybe connected to the boot that kicks your ass |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 4:04pm On Jun 28, 2009 |
~Anybody Who Believes That The Way To A Man's Heart Is Through His Stomach Flunked Geography" ~Robert Byrne |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by diyobdw(f): 4:50pm On Jun 28, 2009 |
"life is all about the flow, find your rhythm and you will be unstoppable"~ anon |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ejadamen(f): 4:56pm On Jun 28, 2009 |
mohawkchic:Loff this |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by xoxoxo(f): 11:37pm On Jun 28, 2009 |
My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it." |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by TOYOSI20(f): 12:36am On Jun 29, 2009 |
It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by RuuDie(m): 12:38am On Jun 29, 2009 |
An ideal wife is any wife who has an ideal husband |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by RuuDie(m): 12:39am On Jun 29, 2009 |
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 12:48am On Jun 29, 2009 |
~"If You Haven't Got Anything Nice To Say About Anybody, Come Sit Next To Me. ~Alice Roosevelt Longworth |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by TOYOSI20(f): 8:14am On Jun 29, 2009 |
* Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage. * Believe in the importance of love, for it is the strength an beauty that brings music to our souls. * Don't hug me, it only makes me want to never let go. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by xoxoxo(f): 6:02pm On Jun 29, 2009 |
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by RuuDie(m): 8:26pm On Jun 29, 2009 |
"Women, sigh not. . . . . ever since, men have been deceivers!" |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by xoxoxo(f): 5:18am On Jun 30, 2009 |
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by TOYOSI20(f): 3:42pm On Jun 30, 2009 |
Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by dyabman(m): 5:14pm On Jun 30, 2009 |
;d ;d ;d |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by xoxoxo(f): 6:31pm On Jun 30, 2009 |
Life would be perfect if some girls had mute buttons, guys had edit buttons, bad times had a fast forward button and good times had pause buttons. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 8:11pm On Jun 30, 2009 |
Those that think it’s permissible to tell “white lies” soon grow colour blind |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by xoxoxo(f): 2:57am On Jul 01, 2009 |
He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool; avoid him. He who knows not and knows that he knows not is a student; teach him. He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep; wake him. He who knows and knows that he knows is a wise man; follow him |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by dyabman(m): 9:03am On Jul 01, 2009 |
He who laughs last didn't get it |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by dyabman(m): 9:12am On Jul 01, 2009 |
Someone may have stolen your dream when it was young and fresh and you were innocent. Anger is natural. Grief is appropriate. Healing is mandatory. Restoration is possible. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by dyabman(m): 9:13am On Jul 01, 2009 |
Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by dyabman(m): 9:14am On Jul 01, 2009 |
To put the world right in order, we must first put the nation in order; to put the nation in order, we must first put the family in order; to put the family in order, we must first cultivate our personal life; we must first set our hearts right. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by dyabman(m): 9:16am On Jul 01, 2009 |
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by dyabman(m): 9:17am On Jul 01, 2009 |
We must overcome the notion that we must be regular, it robs you of the chance to be extraordinary and leads you to the mediocre. |
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