The road to everlasting peace must always be watered with blood

Dont Let That Affection Get U an Infection, Use a Protection on that Erection

A little learning is a dangerous thing; Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. (Alexander pope)
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The only thing that comes to a sleeping man is dreams (Tupac Shakur)

The world we have created is a product of our thinking; it cannot be changed without changing our thinking. ~Albert Einstein

Closed legs don't get fed!

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
~ Jean Kerr

My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me

Be careful of the feet you step on, they maybe connected to the boot that kicks your ass

"life is all about the flow, find your rhythm and you will be unstoppable"~ anon

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~“God Gave Men Both A Penis And A Brain, But Unfortunately Not Enough Blood Supply To Run Both At The Same Time.” ~

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My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it."

An ideal wife is any wife who has an ideal husband

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success

* Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage.

* Believe in the importance of love, for it is the strength an beauty that brings music to our souls.

* Don't hug me, it only makes me want to never let go.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em.

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Life would be perfect if some girls had mute buttons, guys had edit buttons, bad times had a fast forward button and good times had pause buttons.

Those that think it’s permissible to tell “white lies” soon grow colour blind

He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool; avoid him.
He who knows not and knows that he knows not is a student; teach him.
He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep; wake him.
He who knows and knows that he knows is a wise man; follow him

He who laughs last didn't get it

Someone may have stolen your dream when it was young and fresh and you were innocent. Anger is natural. Grief is appropriate. Healing is mandatory. Restoration is possible.

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome.

To put the world right in order, we must first put the nation in order; to put the nation in order, we must first put the family in order; to put the family in order, we must first cultivate our personal life; we must first set our hearts right.

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference

We must overcome the notion that we must be regular, it robs you of the chance to be extraordinary and leads you to the mediocre.