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He knew what she was after, the holding of hands, the sucking of lips, the quiet whispers - he knew she was after his buttons.  The diamond covered buttons were worth millions of dollars. Kings and Queens wore them and was said to be made by the first man God created, Adam.

"damn girl" he groaned as he held his crotch. 
"so you like to play rough" he said with suspicious eyes

Then he grabbed her 32B cups tits and pulled her towards him.  Suddenly the room went dark.  Her breast milk squirted like a hose watering a flower garden

"WTF" he said as he wiped the breast milk from his eyes

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God, my question still stands

why I can't say no to friends? I just can't say no when my friends offer me liquor, invite me to bars/parties and doing crazy stuff like getting tattoos. Even when I say no, I end up on the yes side. I wanna do what's right but I can't. I'm feeling so sick (hangover) and I don't want to go the gay parade but I said yes.

Please tell me why I can't say no to friends.

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Not sure why they want to go and watch the gay parade. Only God knows how I feel right now but I'll go with them

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Amigoz:
What he didnt realise was she used to be a freak, not in bed, but a freakish individual
She wasnt after his body, she wanted to eat his buttons, and the only way she could get her hands on his buttons was to rip his clothes off under the pretence of a hot nd steamy romp,
She went on all fours, looking for the dislocated buttons, he assumed she wanted a doggie ride
As he went to grab her backashi , she gave him a right foot hook straight on the instrument of passion . . . . . . .

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee he screamed in agony >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

hahahahahahaha, my god, I am too weak to continue this story. This is just too funny yet creative. ok, let me put my thinking cap on and come back haha