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Is it right to shout at an old man when he does
wrong?
Ans: 1Timothy 5v1

Is it right to pay Evangelical group in the Church?
Ans: 1Timothy5v17-18

Should we rebuke sinners publicly or privately?
Ans: 1Timothy 5v20

Should we continue arguing when the argument is becoming foolish?
Ans: 1Timothy 2v23

Shall we eat food offered to idols?
Ans: 1Corinthians 8

Shall we marry or all stay unmarried?
Ans: 1Corinthians 7

Who is Righteous?
Ans: Romans 3v9


Brethren, try reading the bible more often & you'd have no question without answer. God bless.

uanda:
Not sleeping has really given you enough inspiration.

Thanks for this.

Thanks.

If you can help with a job like that @ my signature, I'd appreciate. And if you can help with a .com or .net domain name or a starter paid hosting, please let me know. Thanks.

David has been trapped in a room and is thinking of his escape. The room has only 2 possible exits: two doors

Through the first door is a room constructed with magnifying glasses. The hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters.

Through the second door is a room full of knives, swords that makes it impossible for anything/anyone to take a step without being cut

How does David escape?

This is a way of preventing hackers to be able to login to your wp-admin panel, since they know the url they might perform attacks on it&succeed.

How to;
-Login to your wordpress dashboard

- Click plugins > add new > then search the plugin called itheme security, install activate the plugin.

-Now goto dashboard menu, click setting > security

-You’ll see tabs like; dashboard, setting, advance, backup, log etc. Click on Setting and you’ll be directed to a new page.

-At the settings page, scroll down below and
under the hide login area, tick the box closed to enable backend feature and you’ll be prompted to enter the word you’ll like your default admin login url(wp-admin) to be replaced with, replace with your desired word when prompted to enter a new word in the box e.g back-off and click save all changes.

That's it, your admin panel login url has just successfully been changed and accessible only via www.your-site-url.tld or whatever/back-off or the word you replaced wp-admin with.

#stay_safe.

The huge man, the main act in Greenmiles is dead, his death was painful to me sha, I felt for him, he didn't really have a good time growing up & when he made it, he didn't live long. May H.S.R.I.P

Skillz02:
I cant watch dat match



abeg I jst dey recover from illness
I cant afford to experience dat again

Guy I hail o, help me with a tld make I reciprocrate in a way you know I can. I design websites. Thanks.

directonpc:
Why all the abuse on wapka boys?

We ain't abusing wapka peeps, I started out with wapka, but if one've gat sense, you just can't compare it with php, monetizing a site is cool, but if a bad ass nerd lives in you, you won't find it thrilling doing so on a wapka site. Since I quit wapka, I've tested out almost all the scripts available by softaculous&auto installer , installing&editing them & that thrills! so I've I dealt with the other open source scripts & I can say non can be matched by wapka. If you're in for just the money, that's when you won't find php thrilling.

Those speaking of cloning nairaland, it can easily be achieved with smf, however Silvester Charles a.k.a Silverprince already wrote a purely self-written php script that is a laudable clone of nairaland.

See silver.freezoy.com

I've as usual na also delved into dealing, tweaking with the script.

See buzzng.ml

pelij:
And as fars as blogger dont own their site, e.g linda, can you boldly tell me they are chasing the wind...? Man pheeeeew

dont worry if atall wapka we ban me from using their service, i will pull out my domain to maybe php...lol

wapka is just like using notepad incase you aint aware.

After her (Linda) experience with Mr. Ayedee, She got to know that blogger is not a platform where she can be the whole owner of her platform&last time I checked after their reconcilation, Mr. Ayedee was trying to build her a website with wordpress... Like wtf Whose that same web-designer that would hold in esteem wapka higher than php The lazy ones I suppose, you can't comprehend racking your brain debugging scripts. Overload that your site&expect not to be bounced-off. Speaking of earnings, you think you're earning? Go ask Don. Caprio to move to wapka so he can earn 'better' , or tell Ahmsta that he's making nothing, how about you tell all those poo you wrote to Babadinho or Emannuel. B. A . Brace the stakes, wake up or sleep-off!.

pelij:
hello bros, as far as using wapka can'nt restrict me from making money, nah poo you dey chop

And as far as you don't really own 'your' site. You're chasing the wind.

Khaynet:
one day you people yabbing wapka
especially you that called my site a dirty compound
will all look back and say
"and when he started I was yabbing him o"
but never worry I'll give you free advert spaces

Go php now before it's too late! The day wapka will crash! You'll realise php have backups, wapka don't! You can make amazing codings with wapka, you can't do all you desire with wapka as you've got Mr. Martin restrictions barring some activities. For your own good, if you intend on going big, go php!

XMAS is around the corner and guys are looking for excuse to break up.

You wil hear things like;

-You saw me sweeping and you never cared to collect the broom and finish it. IT'S OVER!

-You don't bend properly when sleeping,you will have pride issues and I can't marry a proud woman IT'S OVER!

-Baby dinner is ready. what?... At 28 you are still calling me baby? am I your mate? Infact IT'S OVER!

-Why would you tell me to watch champions league when man utd is not playing. You want to mock me right? IT'S OVER!

-You smiled at the guy in the car while we were trekking, we are done. IT'S OVER!

-You saw my status and pic on fb you did not comment or like it . IT OVER!

-You saw my topic on nairaland, you commented but I didn't see your name among the 'users viewing this topic list' . IT'S OVER!

Got any excuse to suggest? Drop it.

If I had a babe, I'd try the last excuse, ladies are you ready?

Sisters please pardon my true love for you, biko

Conversation Between AKPOS and
EKAITTE

AKPORS:- Sweetheart, I’m GEJ

EKAITTE:- U’r kidding, Our president is
GEJ (Goodluck Ebele Jonathan)

AKPORS:- I mean, i’m GEJ- GOING ON
EMERGENCY JOURNEY!

EKAITTE (Smiles):- Oh! U’re not serious!
What kind of journey are u going on?

AKPORS:- OBJ

EKAITTE:- To meet Obsanjo?

AKPORS:- No, it means ON A BUSSINESS
JOURNEY.

EKAITTE:- Oh!

AKPORS:- Yes… IBB

EKAITTE:- Babangida?

AKPORS:- I’LL BE BACK

EKAITTE:- *smiles*

AKPORS:- Till then ACN.

EKAITTE:- U want to join Politics?

AKPORS:- I’LL ALWAYS CALL UR NUMBER.

EKAITTE:- Hmmm…

AKPORS:- While i’m away, PDP with love.

EKAITTE:- Whats?

AKPORS:- PLEASE DON’T PLAY WITH OUR LOVE.

EKAITTE:- U know i won’t BRF. AKPORS:- What has lagos state governor, got to do with all this!?

EKAITTE (smiles):- I’LL BE RIGHTOUS &
FAITHFUL!

AKPORS:- I trust u

EKAITTE:- FOOL!

AKPORS (Screamed):- Whaaat!?

EKAITTE:- FOR OUR OVERWHELMING LOVE!

WHO KILLED IT AKPORS OR EKAITTE?*?*?*?

osile2012:
Are u seeking help or advertising ?

Help.

fleps:
What do you want to use the blog for?

Do you have a specific domain name or you want any domain name?

Help

For just a token I can set up a good wordpress website for you, yes I can. With mobilepress installed along with a custom theme to better the site' mobile responsiveness & many other useful plugins installed for you, and it will be self hosted, not hosted on for just N800 only! Call 07063782971 or 08068098467 or mail Cybreed@email.com for enquiries,pricing&order. Demo @ www.greenboard.ml . This is your chance to own an edible website for a peanut-price, don't miss it. Thank you.

You guys should help.

fleps:
What do you want to use the blog for?

Do you have a specific domain name or you want any domain name?

Basically, I don't just want to blog informatively, want to make a forum available to all, that's why I installed BBpress. I love running a forum as it give free platform for all to pour out their mind if not having any restriction put on it by the owner. With more scrutinization on wordpress, I'd probably take up building the website on a php forum script.


I have a specific domain name I would love to have, although if given a domain name that's okay. I'd appreciate. Thank you.

osile2012:
Are u seeking help or advertising ?

I'm seeking help.

marcjane:
GOOD MORNING NAIRALANDERS. I WENT TO SEE THE OP THIS MORNING AND THEY WERE PRAYING WITH ONE ALFA,I HAD TO LEAVE BUT CAME BACK 20MINS LATER,HAD ONE ON ONE TALK WITH THE FAMILY. THEY ARE ALL SET TO GO TO ABKUTA,WAITING FOR A TAXI THEY HAVE PAID TO COME.I MET THEIR ELDER BROTHER(SECOND CHILD IN THE FAMILY). HE SAID,THE REASON THEY OPTED FOR ABK IS because,THE HOSPITAL HAS TREATED SUCH CASES OF WHICH IS CONFIRMED BY FAMILY MEMBERS, BUT IF THEY GET THERE AND ARE NOT COMFORTABLE WITH IT,THEY WILL LEAVE FOR IBADAN STRAIGHT AWAY.
THE COMPLAIN HE HAS NOW IS FEELING PAINS ON HIS STOMACH AFTER EATING LIGHT FOOD.HE CAN STAND FOR A SHORT TIME AND HE CAN ALSO SIT
NO FEVER AND HE TALKS VERY WELL WHILE BREATHING HEAVILY.
THE FAMILY ARE VERY GRATEFUL FOR WHAT YOU ALL HAVE DONE FOR THEM.MOST ESPECIALLY HIS AGED FATHER SAID THAT I SHOULD THANK YOU ALL.
AS FOR THE MONEY,DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT because WHILE I WAS THERE I HAD THIS FEELING THAT THE ELDER BROTHER WILL NOT EVEN ALLOW HIS KID BRO TO SLEEP AWAY FROM THEM.
PLS LET US ALL PRAY FOR THEM.
PEACE

You, Caracta, ... You guy are marvellous, your reward is in Heaven and hey, also on Earth here, you're blessed, no evil shall befall you all, lifetime success is yours. IJN.

This my boys dey dull me!!! Hack their damn bank accounts!!!

Khaynet:
sincerely I would love to help but me sef broke pass broke
I just dey manage my dot.tk jeje

Thanks. Why not leave wapka? Php is better, wapka undermines versatility.

I need a .com domain name, if you can help with it or a paid hosting even if it's the lowest form, I'd appreciate. I don't have fund to reciprocate with, but if you help. I can set up an okay wordpress website for you or post ads for you on the website I'd operate free for six months. You'd be helping me achieve a dream. Thank you.

Tocobeta.com is offering .com domain names for N700 till Monday.

Domainking.ng is offering .com domain for N1000

If it's on another hosting it's highly welcomed too.

You can contact me via 07063782971/Okunwefrank@gmail.com or via the comment box.

Help if you can pease, you'd be doing me a great favour.

Op, smile, now laugh. It is well with you, mark my writings, as long as God is God, you're healed already. Believe it, even if this is spiritual attack, it can't withstand God' power. At 5 I almost died, not from a long time ailment, just heard someone called me in the night and I answered from sleep just to wake up & discover it was an ''illusion'', in the morning my temperature grew with every passing second, dad administered every available medicine @ home(both native/fetish & modern drugs but none worked) , in few hours I'd taken on a deadly appearance & guess how bad it was, it was so bad that even my strong hearted dad cried, my biggest bro who was already in his mid 20s then was weeping profusely like a baby & same with every other of my siblings, they thought another was about to die, no money to take me to hospital I suppose. But I'm alive today, and healthy, how did it happen? While everyone was weeping as I stared like a de-activated robot because I couldn't move, one of my sisters left the parlour & came back with her bible and read thus;
The lord is my shepherd, I shall not want...

My bro joined along the line & the boy who couldn't move jumped up, ran to the toilet to defecate, I had received healing from above... Same wonderful healing is yours in Jesus name I pray.

You're all partners in crime!

*If you didn't kill earthworm with
salt
*If you did'nt play rubber band
*If you never bath in the rain.
*If nobody Told You About India vs Nigeria 99-1
*If you didn't sleep on the couch/ground
and wake up on the bed.
*those days we go 2 steal cashew n
gauva in sombdy'z compound and d owners
dog com'z 4rm d bckyrd waitin 4 us 2 com down 4rm d tree,,;
*if u didn't throw ur milk tooth
on the roof for the lizards to take
it and give u new one'z
*if u didn't wash your hands and legs wen
going to
school.
*If u didn't act film in uncompleted
building
or
under bed.
*if u didn't do kite.
* if you didn't play hide and seek
* if you didn't close the fridge slowly trying to
observe when the light will go off
* if you didn't make house wit sand/mud
* if you didn't act play, 'I be papa, you be mama and una be children
* if you didn't cook with komkom/gongoni and eat
with your throat....then u are stil a child. . .
Add yours let us know u did atleast some of this and
keep the fun going... # leggo. . .

LoL, Sorry sha @ op.

If you have faith, even if it be little. Sir you shall not die in Jesus name, God will make a way, where there seems to be none. Don't think of ''how's he going to do it?'' think of ''he's going to do it'' . He never fails, he's able to do whatever he says he'll do, if your part haven't really been right with him in recent times, just tell him to forgive you and be rest assured that he has made you whole by his stripes. You shall not die but live to declare the works of the most high living Lord our God in Jesus name.

#Flashback #Joke
#still_funny_though

A woman had a mother-in-law whom no matter how much she tried to please never ceased giving her tough times. She bought her gifts, cars & alike still the troubles kept coming, upon the advice of an older friend she decided to take her mother-in-law on a trip, being that her mother-in-law was a catholic she thougt it wise to take her to Jerusalem. Few days in Jerusalem, after seeing the sights some bit mother-in-law took ill, before they could make a return trip she died. It pained the wife but she was happy in major as the troubles would cease, she went to officials to ask how much it would cost to convey mother-in-law' corpse to Nigeria and she was told £250million, she screamed WHAT!!! in shock, & the official said we have a place here in Jerusalem where you can bury her for free, silence ensued for few minutes, then she replied ''I'll make payment tomorrow'' the official was suprised & asked why not bury her here? She retorted ''abeg abeg abeg! I no want, no be here una bury Jesus wey im wake up after 3days'' .

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