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Literature / Harmattan by Xphantom(m): 4:43pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
The haze, the fog The heartless ones burning bushes And blocking noses The winds ofcourse Atleast I dread even in my thoughts The skin attacked Mine is now like a chalk Oh poor baby Nathan! Even with all the oily lotions, His skin is stiffened, wrinkling dry&white Like something never seen before Wether in Benin or Agbor Home or Abroad[West Africa] In all places, Harmattan wages war! Seasons come, seasons go, Chim-Non-So-Poetic once wrote, Well, here you are harmattan and you must go! #Harmattan_Must_Go! |
Literature / The Predator, The Prey, And The Foolishness That Has Kept The Cage Holding. by Xphantom(m): 10:56am On Dec 14, 2014 |
---Self Caged--- Our politicians are without policy Our "LEADERS" not leading, just following the stale path of cantakerous predecessors. There are a few good men, yeah "FEW" good men. Castigated by loud mouthed ignorant "VICTIMS". Where then is there a way out? The umbrella is non-functional, so it's neglected for the broom, but it's raining! Would the broom suffice? http://wordup.yu.tl/the-predator-the-prey-and-the-foolishnes.xhtml |
Literature / Stay by Xphantom(m): 10:36am On Dec 14, 2014 |
Stay Stay in my Heart and my Soul With you I fear no foe The path may be rough though But I do see my goal and home above Lo and Behold Evil doers now may glow But something I do know The aftermath is woe Stay in My Heart and My Soul Lord, you died for me I know I'm sorry I'd lived astray, I'm with you now lord, And I know I'm safe. Thank you Jesus I suppose I just poured out the heart of Sinner who just repented, God save me too. http://wordup.yu.tl/stay.xhtml |
Literature / Caption by Xphantom(m): 6:21am On Dec 14, 2014 |
A thousand stars can't shine o'er us like the moon does. Due to ill-treat, a beast emerges from the east, intolerance¶noia has made the north unsheath her sword. The south loves the east, brainy west is basically un-rest. Biafra is asleep, independence is celebrated like there's peace. The war is unspoken of but brews in minds, LET'S DIVIDE!, but that won't come in peace. Why don't y'all just drop the knifes and let's 'chop' ! this life with Nkwobi&Five Alive! ... A thousand stars can't shine o'er us like the moon does. A thousand wars can't help realise our or individual' cause, think of LOVE. -Cirphrank http://wordup.yu.tl/caption-2.xhtml |
Jokes Etc / Re: Our Results Are Out by Xphantom(m): 5:00pm On Dec 07, 2014 |
I gbadun you @ Op |
Celebrities / Re: Teenage Girl Runs Away From Home With Her Boyfriend In Lagos by Xphantom(m): 1:45pm On Dec 07, 2014 |
icebebe: Damn! Run away with me please, I'll make the experience nothing like your last one. |
Education / Re: Man Gets Himself Eaten By An Anaconda by Xphantom(m): 12:49am On Dec 07, 2014 |
demsid: Re-read thoroughly, he was wrapped. 1 Like |
Education / Re: Man Gets Himself Eaten By An Anaconda by Xphantom(m): 11:51pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
Nigerians, best online comedians, giving laughter causing replies since the spirits know when. C'mon! , the dude is brave, & he has earned Cobra-eating process experience for it. |
Education / Man Gets Himself Eaten By An Anaconda by Xphantom(m): 10:55pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
A wildlife expert who agreed to be eaten alive by an anaconda has fulfilled this insane venture despite harsh criticism from animal activists. Nearly a month ago Discovery Channel UK announced their TV programme, Eaten Alive to be broadcasted early December. The show where a 27-year-old Paul Rosolie was going to put on a 'snake-proof' suit and then let himself be 'eaten alive' by a giant snake. The super suit is made of carbon fibre, it features a three-hour supply of oxygen, communication devices and cameras to record the process of devourment and digestion. In order to attract the snakes's attention, Rosolie poured pigs' blood over himself and imitated the movements of the snake's usual prey; wild pigs, deer, capybaras, etc. Rosolie says 'it didn't take long' for the anaconda to fall for the maneuver. "I didn't want to stress the snake out too much. I wanted to make sure that the suit was smooth and wasn't going to hurt the snake. The last thing I remember is seeing the snake's mouth open straight at my face. After seeing the destruction of rainforests in the Amazon, Mr Rosolie hoped his stunt would shift the spotlight to that ever-shrinking ecosystem by raising money to save the animal's habitat. Source: http:///O7pch |
Literature / Re: Free N5000 For A Writer Here Every Month! Click To See How! by Xphantom(m): 5:04pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
I could make your site' mobile responsiveness better for a pocket-buddie token. |
Celebrities / Re: Denrenle Rebirth by Xphantom(m): 6:30pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
What a joke! |
Celebrities / Re: Yes! Is The Same Woman. LOL! (photos) by Xphantom(m): 6:29pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
Lordess of the Bleach 1 Like |
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Xphantom(m): 9:21pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Help, please all uniben students [not including fellow freshers] I need Guide on how payment goes, I heard last set NON-Medical sciences students payed about N120,000 in total to finish clearance and all necessities for 1st year, must this be payed once or can it be payed bit by bit? I also need info about how to pay for Hostel&how okay it is to live in the hostel[I don't really see any other choice for me though]. #roughtimes #God_help #MOnEYhIDes |
Web Market / Re: The Domainkingng Thread by Xphantom(m): 8:39pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
teamup: Shi-t happens, I'd call you if I get lucky, if I don't, just know things happend & I had to divert my little fund from its initial aim. Thanks. |
Web Market / Re: The Domainkingng Thread by Xphantom(m): 1:49pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
teamup: Your phone number please. |
Web Market / Re: The Domainkingng Thread by Xphantom(m): 7:07pm On Nov 25, 2014 |
khenykhey: Can you transfer N500 to me on voguepay or cashenvoy and I'll transfer N500 airtime to you. |
Celebrities / Re: Rihanna Rocks Ankara Wear While Enjoying Family Moment In Barbados Vacation by Xphantom(m): 7:02pm On Nov 25, 2014 |
icebebe: You always looking cute, My endless love. |
Politics / Re: PDP Disturbing People's Lives In Ikeja GRA by Xphantom(m): 6:31pm On Nov 25, 2014 |
Humm, and the streak continues. |
Politics / Re: APC To Spend N700 Million On Aregbeola Inauguration. by Xphantom(m): 6:27pm On Nov 25, 2014 |
WTF?? Well there goes another problem coming. |
Celebrities / Re: Rihanna Rocks Ankara Wear While Enjoying Family Moment In Barbados Vacation by Xphantom(m): 6:23pm On Nov 25, 2014 |
icebebe: Darling, that's why I love you. |
Gaming / Re: This Controller Draws Real Blood Every Time You're Shot In Video Game by Xphantom(m): 10:57am On Nov 25, 2014 |
Baddestguyp: You don't want to donate to the needy? |
Gaming / This Controller Draws Real Blood Every Time You're Shot In Video Game by Xphantom(m): 10:16am On Nov 25, 2014 |
Blood Sport game controller is a device that draws real blood each time you get shot in your video game. If its Kickstarter is successful, it hopes to raise the stakes in shooters forever, and at the same time save a whole lot of lives in the process. Huff' Post [http:///IwvBe] has more:
http://www.buzzng.ml/297/this-controller-draws-real-blood-every-time-you-re-shot-in-video-game |
Web Market / Re: The Domainkingng Thread by Xphantom(m): 8:18pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
Somebody Help! JideTheBlogger , Holyboss & Others , you buy me the domain&I'll pay you via airtime. |
Web Market / Re: The Domainkingng Thread by Xphantom(m): 10:34am On Nov 24, 2014 |
khenykhey: Re-read. |
Web Market / Re: The Domainkingng Thread by Xphantom(m): 3:09am On Nov 24, 2014 |
holyboss: Bro p.m doens't work on this website&drop your email but if you don't want it to go public please kindly send me a mail @ my Signature. Thanks. |
Web Market / Re: The Domainkingng Thread by Xphantom(m): 12:04am On Nov 24, 2014 |
JideTheBlogger , Holyboss, Everyone, I need help! I need someone that I would send airtime to & he would transfer corresponding fund into my cashenvoy account, I'm currently in Agbor, a remote part of Agbor as at that & last time I checked, no GTBank near. Please help, can't afford to miss this promo. |
Jokes Etc / She Jilted Me!!! by Xphantom(m): 9:32pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
Please i need your advice!!! Here is what happened; The last time I saw my girlfriend, she told me it's over between us. I thought about it and I found out that life without her is meaningless. So, I decided to kill myself. I jumped from my reading table to my mouka foam,I didn't die, I went to an express road & looked carefully before crossing the road, nothing happened to me. I drank 4 bottles of coca cola with too much suya but nothing happened, I took a lot of mangoes without swallowing the seeds, yet I didn't see hell! I proceeded to another level of concoction.... So, I prepared gizzard and kidney sauce with strawberry juice and lots of fresh tomatoes, yet nothing happened. I ate cake, chocolate mixed with ice cream, still I didn't die. I'm so worried now cause I Just finished eating fried rice with chilled maltina and fresh fruit salad but nothing still happened to me. I'm really upset right now. My friends, what do I do? Should I try plantain and chicken with fresh milk. Will it work? Advice me please. I'm waiting... Thanks in Advance. 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Poetry Club (Launch Thread) by Xphantom(m): 7:39pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
OMA4U: Yea, I do, so you know him, mehn... That dude is a celebrity. |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Poetry Club (Launch Thread) by Xphantom(m): 6:44pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
***runs off to call bad ass poet*** Chim-Non-So-Poetic |
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