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It will be exhausted soon.

maclatunji:
Christie Uzebu asks a pertinent question



Source: http://storried.com/what-is-so-special-about-your-age/

How old are you?

How do we expect our kids to be good, when they watch bad cartoons like the ones listed below;

Ben 10 can change into 10 demons.

Tarzan is always half naked.

Tom & Jerry are always fighting.

Cinderella comes back home at midnight.

Pinocchio lies all the time.

Aladdin is the king of thieves.

Batman drives at 320km/h.

Sleeping beauty is a lazy girl.

Rapunzel allows men to climb in her window and Snow white is living with 7 guys.

Come on!!!, really??, how do we expect these kids to be good

http://www.buzzng.ml/294/how-do-we-expect-the-kids-to-be-good

There was once a hat seller who passed through the forest. The weather was very hot and he decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the side.
A few hours later, he woke up and realised that all his hats were gone. Then he heard some monkeys on top of the tree and looked up. To his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys. They had taken all his hats! The hat seller sits down and try to think on how he could get the hats down. He started to think and scratched his head. The next moment, he realised that the monkeys were doing the same thing. Next, he took down his own hat and fanned himself. The monkeys did exactly the same. Then an idea struck him, he took his hat and threw it on the floor, the monkeys did the same too.
Happily, he quickly collected all his hats back.

Fifty years later, his grandson also became a hat seller and also got to hear the monkey story from his grandfather. One day, just like his grandfather, he passed through the same forest.
Feeling very hot, he took a nap under the same tree and left the hats on the floor.
Again, when he woke up, he realised that all his hats were gone. He looked up and found that the monkeys had taken all his hats. Remembering what his grandfather told him, he started scratching his head and the monkeys followed. He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys followed.
Now, very convinced of his grandfather's idea, he threw his hat on the floor, but to his greatest surprise, the monkeys still held onto all the hats.

Then one bold monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the floor and sneered, "You
think say na only you get grand papa?"

http://www.buzzng.ml/293/the-monkeys-the-hats-the-sellers

See his profile: http:///fpbuN

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It is an open secret that Nigerians, especially the Yorubas and Ibos consume red meat in large quantity.

This fact, obviously constitute more to the
reason why a generous percentage of the
population of people from these areas are fat. However, there are many things to be weary of, especially when it comes to how much one should take-in some foods.

Red meats vary from cow meat to goat meat,
dog meat, Pork meat and many more. Yes, red meat is very nutritious. It is even a good source of protein which helps to build the muscles and bones. Sadly, studies have shown that red meats have highly saturated fat, which increases the blood cholesterol.

High levels of Low Density Lipoprotein
cholesterol increases the risk of a heart disease. Also, you need to note that anyone that has ever been diagnosed of High blood pressure, is always advised by doctors strongly to minimize the intake of Red meat.

However, from research, there has been no
particular evidence that red meat causes cancer BUT according to Healthylivingguy, there is a certain type of cancer that is induced by excessive consumption of red meat. This particular one is called colorectal cancer.

This kind of cancer which can also be called
Colon cancer is the growth of cancerous cells in the colon. It would be worthy to note that
sometimes back, a study showed 500,000
Americans who ate red meat over a period of 10 years revealed they were more likely to die of cancer and heart disease sooner than those who ate smaller amounts. Another also
studied 72,000 women who consumed high
amounts of red meat for over 18 years ans alas!, these women had an increased risk of heart disease, cancer and death from other causes.

Running away from red meat will not do you
any good because of the benefits you derive
from consuming it. However, eating it
moderately is the key. Red meat is high in Iron, a very essential nutrient for women during child bearing years. Red meat also contains Vitamin B12 which nourishes the nerves and DNA as well as the red blood cells.


What's your take on this?

http://www.buzzng.ml/287/what-you-should-know-about-red-meat

nature20:
Life saving informations like this are very significant.OP,You have done great work .

Thanks.

NgeneUkwenu:
Idiotic and deceptive explanation from a useless police formation!


I hope the Police, jonathan and PDP learned from the recent Burkina-faso coup.;PDP should not destroy NIGERIA

How come you're this stupid? I'm perplexed.

https://www.cgforge.org/tutorials/poly-modeling-a-coke-bottle/01.png

Here goes what happens to your system in 1hour from when you take the soft drink, coke.

1) In the first 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake) You don't immediately vomit from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavor, allowing you to keep it down.

2) 20 minutes: Your blood sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver responds to this by turning any sugar it can get its hands on into fat. (And there’s plenty of that at this particular moment).

3) 40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dilate; your blood pressure rises; as a response, your liver dumps more sugar into your bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now blocked, preventing
drowsiness.

4) 45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine production, stimulating the pleasure centers of your brain. This is physically the same way heroin works, by the way.

5) (a) 60 minutes: The phosphoric acid binds
calcium, magnesium, and zinc in your lower
intestine, providing a further boost in metabolism. This is compounded by high doses of sugar and artificial sweeteners also increasing the urinary excretion of calcium.

(b) 60 minutes: The caffeine’s diuretic properties come into play. (It makes you have to pee) It is now assured that you’ll evacuate the bonded calcium, magnesium, and zinc that was headed to your bones as well as sodium, electrolytes, and water.

(c) 60 minutes: As the rave inside you dies
down, you’ll start to have a sugar crash. You
may become irritable and/or sluggish. You've
also now, literally, pissed away all the water that was in the Coke. But not before infusing it with valuable nutrients your body could have used for things like hydrating your system, or building strong bones and teeth.

This will all be followed by a caffeine crash in the next few hours. (As little as two if you’re a
smoker)

Want to know what happens after that? Check out what happens to your body after you drink a coke, every day for a long time.

Coke itself isn't the enemy here. It’s the dynamic combo of massive sugar doses combined with caffeine and phosphoric acid, which are found in almost all sodas.

http://www.buzzng.ml/285/what-coke-does-to-your-body-in-1-hour

Radio OAP, Toolz, took to instagram to share a picture of herself without make-up after a
rigorous work out:
https://stargist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/toolz.png
https://stargist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/toolhdvzb-hjc.png

Looking Okay?

http://www.buzzng.ml/284/tools-shares-a-without-makeup-selfie

Your marriage doesn't have to be rocky to fall
out of love with your spouse. Sometimes your marriage becomes bland and stale, and you just drift apart.

While you may not fight and argue all the time, this kind of rut in your
relationship is still just as dangerous. In fact, it may be even more dangerous because couples don't often see this as a sign of a bad
relationship. As long as they're not fighting or
yelling, they think their relationship is OK.

But a bland and stale relationship is just as
dangerous because it runs the risk of one of you falling out of love. Once love dies in the
relationship it's hard to create that spark,
again.

So what can you do when you fall into one of
these ruts and fall out of love with your
spouse? Are you doomed to a dull, loveless
marriage? Absolutely not. There are steps you can take to reclaim your marriage and create a happy, loving marriage again. Below are four tips to help you do just that.

1. Go on dates

Everyone has heard the advice to do a date night, right? How cliché. But it's true. Going on dates makes sure you keep in touch with your spouse in more than just a "how was your day?" kind of way. Go out and talk to each other about each other. Don't talk about kids or calendars or housework. Just talk to your spouse and try to find out something new about them.

2. Do new things together

Bland relationships often happen when you do the same boring things together. So add a little variety in your life. Visit new places and do new things. Seeing your spouse react the first time they try a new sport or try a new food is a great way to find out something new about your spouse and recreate some spark.

3. Talk to your spouse

If you feel out of love with your spouse, it's difficult to tell him. You may not want to hurt his feelings. You may also feel selfish to tell her that you want to be happier — especially if your marriage isn't too rocky. But telling your spouse will let him know what you're going through and will give him an opportunity to meet your emotional needs. When you see her trying to meet your emotional needs, it creates love.

4. Have an identity outside of your marriage

It's important to do things together as a
couple, but it's also important to be an
individual. If you don't have your own likes
and interests and hobbies, it makes it difficult
to give your spouse someone unique and
exciting with whom to connect. Give yourself permission to have your own interests outside of your marriage and outside of your family. It not only helps you, but it helps your marriage, as well. Just because a couple doesn't fight doesn't mean your marriage is happy. Many couples fall out of love that don't fight all the time.

This should be taken as seriously as if you did fight a lot because it's just as damaging and leads to unhappiness personally and in your marriage. These four tips can help you get out of that rut and kick start your marriage into one that's passionate and vibrant.

http://www.buzzng.ml/283/loveless-marriage-4-tips-to-fall-back-in-love-with-your-spouse

Abacha once said and I roughly quote but still protraying his message;

"If insurgency lasts in a Country for more than 24hrs, the Government is involved"

I love Jonathan still.

A captain in America, who is actually from Ekiti once said, If Jonathan want to end Boko Haram' reign, he should stop this meek attack approach, saying ehn they are our brothers, this people are wiping away you citizens!!!

May God Help Nigeria.

davidflipcy:
Too much plastic surgery just to look in shape and stay young . She is close to 40yrs but still looking 23.

I suppose you're using plastic surgery too. Beauty Beefer, so every beautiful woman has indulged in plastic surgery, right?? Huh?? Say that to my Geography Teacher. #SupportingCleanBeauties

icebebe:
Then you are pardoned, bring yours anytime

Lol, if I do, would you go on a date with me?

icebebe:
So beauriful










Lol we kinda look alike o

Mummy! Haba!

If no b say you be Mama! I 4 say u dey Lie pas Linux Software!

If this doesn't make frontpage! Hmmm, then I'll know mods of this section were sent from my village. ***begins prayer***


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Wth?? FP!!! Oh my balls! , sorry, keypad problems, and by the way @ op, that ain't a signature braid, ain't exclusively hers #Cornrows! She looks like a frontpage topic! Beauty!

unfortunately, I'm a chronic, hardcore latecomer @ things such as this.

My pleasure beauties.

It's another day on Nairaland, and tons of peeps name showing on homepage, #Birthday celebrants.

After some minutes of wondering ''would their ever be a day their'll be no birthday celebrant on Nairaland?'' I decided to just knock it off and make the best out of the list & feed my eyes & believe me it happened.

Two cute Birthday Celebrants Found!

How I singled them out;

Thier sobriquet is attractive
& they had a profile picture that potrayed Nane Beauty!

@ Ivyluvie2 & @ cutieberie1 , you can check out their profiles via www.nairaland.com/ their above written usernames.

However today did produce just cuties, it also produced some Nairaland with wth?? Nicks
E.g;
Certifiedtroll - seriously Was the dude jonzing when he registered with that??

Specimenx - there we have it people. The official Nairaland all time Specimen!

#Cuties
#Wierd
#May God Save Nairaland!

If I missed any worth listing as a cutie or the other, drop the username let's see.

ClintonNzedimma:
thats pure mediocrity, me and khaynet code from scratch,
we just look at a site and study its algorithm

Guy okay, make I rest.

ClintonNzedimma:
hello khaynet, am ready to use wapka to build that OLX like website now.

Who do una Why not pick up an open source classified script & mod uNa dey fear

Tired of not being able to use goo gl with single column view on your operamini? Tired of Adfly monetizing with your link and annoying operamini users that click your link with time wasting ads? Tired of others not meeting your needs plainly?

Well dear, there's is an alternative,
-easy to use
-no annoying ads
-straight redirection

With sadd, be sad no more, Never let the long address sadden you no more, Shorten the Address now!

http://www.

The service is top-notch, the ideal url shrinker for you.

Abeg, pay no attention to the domain name, na condition make iPhone6+ bendable.

Hmmm, make I no write wetin dey my mind, I don't self-service icebebe to beat me up.

I just didn't find a suitable section for this, this is in no way entertaining. A hero is dead.

Liuetenant A. Mudassir (Mudex) was killed by Boko Haram militants Yesterday November
16th. He and members of his troop were on their way to reclaim Chibok from Boko Haram when they were ambushed and was killed during the ensuing gun battle.

He was a 59RC gentleman officer from the Nigerian defence academy.

His bereaved friend, AS Aruwa shared his photos on twitter.

May his soul rest in perfect peace.

#God#help#Nigeria

Valfrankie:
*whistles my hound* Bros come out now o, I carry dog! *searching for him with my growling jackals*

***Lays low, 3feet below with no scent*** #No_matter_what,_mother_mustn't_know!

Valfrankie:
Viewing this topic:
I don catch una

***off to join 242guests*** , fish me out there.

space booked. By the way, about this topic, hmm, please Seun remove my username from users viewing this topic list, mum mustn't see it, lest I get spanked so bad.

Harmthe:
i need an answet to this from the bible 2.

when did oga jona start wearing shoe.

Read you bible for answer as I can't really give one. But maybe God spoke to him [Exodus 3:5] or he was confirming the transaction of vieing for a political post [Ruth 4:7] or He wanted us to see how good his feet looked as he preached to us Nigerians Good news [ Romans 10:15] , maybe those are the reason why he wasn't wearing shoes before. Why he does now, maybe to fufill what's written in Ezekiel 24:7 . And in correlation with the fore-written, that'll be after his securement of his political appointment.

You've got a good sense of humour & I lack it not. #Happy#Sunday.