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Owliver:
Bro-code ko Procold ni. some people even uncle zone me sef I no die... I get E-boo so anybody wey wan zone me make E-zone. Abi how many e-wife make I get na

Cant you be like your grandfather? 16 wives

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smilingjimmy:
He is a man who threw away pride 2 get wt he wnts. My swt erisegun its all abt u all d way.

Can you take me to that baba. I will need that potion too

smilingjimmy:
Bros if u wnt 2 gve ur sis hand in marriage will u jst throw her 2 d man? Haba sum protocols r ought 2 b observed.

Abeg how you and owliver take family?:-/

erisegun:
chai, anytin 4u bae

And where is your pride you burnt muffin?

Owliver:
mention me 3 times hailing me like say tomorrow no dey... Hail me well for the three post. Call me boss *cross leg**

You no even dey shame? You ve failed the Brotherhood. You let the bro-code down.. Which says, "not in any capacity should the opposite sex family - zone or friend - zone you"

Onset... I sever all my ties with you. You put the Brotherhood to shame for allowing smilingjimmy to bro-zone you. Ptfff

erisegun:
chai, odikwa hard oooo!!! Mehn!!! Babes lyk sleeky and pinkie,mzjaney,luchy luchy,graceyl,horlabee,esteller,etc go dy form anyhw and i no go fit talk.haaaaa,even oliver don dy feel lyk banga lee. Anyway,i agree

Congrats bro! Eureka!!! The jinx has been broken. You can kiss your boo

I don't know why you people seemingly bother about the mutating nature of the Signature upload. So far you ve gotten your call up number. I dont see how this can be a problem.

erisegun:
alrt bro! My end dy o! We dy push small small

Wetin you dey push?.. You no tell me say you don dey move coke

erisegun:
leave am mak he dy mumu him sef. Hw u dy padi. U dy regular4 here again o.kilo sele

Baba.. I busy ni o... I dey do somethings. How ur end?

sofdoc:
How r u doing?! Sorry, I kinda missed ur intro...do u mind?!

BADDEST!!! Erisegun take a cue from this guy...

Ogbenijhybo:
reasons for some people to be worried but not me sha...
I'm from the school of that schooled about my grade not determining my greatness. I just see it as a statement to people that I'm no dullard. *greatness abound*

No one is disputing that. Thats not the topic here bruh

Ogbenijhybo:
madam, blur ooo, sharp ooo... 2:1 na 2:1 (no offense)... in my school, dudes that spent most semester have strong Lower credits n made Upper credit as their CGPA thanks to their final 2 semesters result(projects n seminar helps alot when you're serious with it), will tell U upper na Upper, strong or weak, mocking you that have been swimming in upper from year 1! (niggaz just crawled in nii ooo). awon way ray, omo jatty jatty (bad belle is allowed ).

to cut d long story short, comot the Sharp wey u dey put infront of the 2:1 sharp sharp.

Lol Sharp, dull, blunt or whatever you guys call it matters really. Especially if you going for your M.sc or M.tech in any Well renown university in Europe and It matters at times when you want to secure a job.

Derbyman:
bro na 'sharp' pass degree now. So no shaking

Lol na even dull i get

rhema9898:
Loolz a quantized xray like you, no go fall William Rontgen hand ooo (founder)

Sorry oh, please what is a william rontgen?

I see Scholars everywhere. Hhhmm we wey get Pass degree na to dey look una oh.

erisegun:
omo nottinham* o to jo meta*wots gud bro*

I'm doing great boss. Yeah been busy.. I found love

Perverts everywhere

harleybee:

I'm sure you are done with registering.. Just reading your mention
#ActionsofInsomnia#

Yeah.

erisegun:
Xray2 ,peeping dis early mormor*
Horlibee! O to jo meta*we no dy too see ur break light again*
Harzard baba! Morning
Emma4eva,I sight u

Lmao I been dey prepare sermon for Sunday school

UP MANCHESTER UNITED!!!!!



GGMU




The scousers will always walk alone !!!!!!

Guys... A friend of mine needs help
He's gonna pass the 30yrs age limit come 26th of this month and he really wants to serve.

I seem to see someone in here saying he can help change one's date on the nysc database. Pls the person or anyother resourceful person should please mention me.

Abeg... Na beg I beg una... Thanks!



Good morning all

Owliver:
Pretty3 we are gonna build a factory here. We'll be producing bags and shoes, expensive and quality ones... You'll be the CEO... We'll employ walexsammy(gateman), sleekyonyx(cleaner), mzjaney(messanger), erisegun(OPC), doublezero7(assisatnt messanger), mayorsweet(secretary), gracyel(web designer), electronzeez(bouncer), dexcira(sales girl), richybank(sales boy), pinkiepetite(marketter), Xray2(storekeeper), luchiana1(GrassCutter).... And so on, and so on

No problem I can take, so far I can see something to steal and sell.

sojas:
You go join stream 3 wey NYSC don dey consider. No worry.

Stream 3 ko.,Oceans 13 ni

sojas:
Can any UNIPORT graduate here please stand up? I need to pm you as soon as possible.

Stand up? Haha nairaland don get chair?

erisegun:
so femi,u sef dy fear stream2,hahahaha! Mak nysc officials just get ready to bath spiritual bath because pple wey go fall4 stream2+ pple wey dem go throw go north go swear give dem tire. Na dia dem go knw say "naija graduates ar not smiling'* na dia una go knw say Xray2 wey go sch4 UK na babalawo pikin

Lool nysc no fit try shiit with me sha....e no go funny

oracle009:
... Yes o my bloda....na IB sure pass o. Infact, nt just IB bt d aforementioned institutes sef... U nko?

Na IB brother

oracle009:
i wan port also....nysc straight to ibadan, oyo state (atleast for a year)... Any1 here wey get nysc oyo state internal connectn? Na IITA or College of forestry i want o

Birthday mate.. How far na? Na IB you sef Dey process?

sleekyonyx:
Unfortunately I wear triple (X)L

Haha I knew it.. You are one fat big madam.

sleekyonyx:
You'll wear it like that. And I'll be there taking pix of u.

Lmao I will just steal yours and swap it with mine. Thank goodness it's unisex

sleekyonyx:
You'll wear it like that. And I'll be there taking pix of u.

Lmao I will just steal yours and swap it with mine.. Thank goodness it's unisex.

sleekyonyx:
And may ur own be XXXL.

Lmao I heard you got some tailoring skills. XXXL won't be a problem then