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erisegun:
see dis guy o! Who tell u say we confuse* vouz les peie le petit

vous êtes fou

Ogbenijhybo:
You can find d receipt in ur mail

Receipt for the 3k transaction?

hadassaheke:
@ xray2 wen i went to reg@ d cyber cafe, i created an account n dey sent me a link in my email n wen i clicked on it said no record found. d matric no is it nt futo reg no? or is it jamb reg no? abeg help me. its bin almost 2 weeks.

When did you contact your school? Well, I think I saw something here yesterday about FUTO making some corrections and that all errors would be fixed.

hadassaheke:
morng to my fellow NL am yet to see my name, its still saying no record found, abeg mk una help me o
wit advice cos my sch say dem don forward my name. FUTO '14 graduate frm physics dept

Have you tried registering?

Electronzeez:
Our general overseer of the #A15party is back to the game.
There is a lot that has happen while you took a snippet leave to resolve your convoouted reg.

Welcome back once again sir.

Oyinbo po.. Awon ti Sen. Patrick Obahiagbon

dammyllare:
Come,all of una wey dey dream some kind yeye tinz beta carry am komot for this thread o
If u like carry G-wagon wey u dey see 4 wallpaper go,carry pot n stove,u go join them for kitchen
The only thing accepted is soccer kits cos we r gonna ball lyk mad
Plus,pls dat lady should carry agbo cum o especially opa eyin cos its going to fall arnd raining period so guys n ladies r going to be doing serious collabo at nites at different junctions including mami market
Which games ladies fit play self aside tete n eyi je?
Ok,ludo is allowed,monopoly n chess also allowed
Its a bin a while though
Hails all of una oooo

I'm the current monopoly champion in the whole of my County... Equally adept in Ludo... I think I might spend more time with the ladies

pinkiepetite:
lwkm! e haff fear

Lol not fear. Only trying to be the gentleman that I am

sleekyonyx:
e sound funny sha

Sorry.. Never knew it's meaning

pinkiepetite:
nah! I knw y sleekyonyx doesn't like it. I heard d meaning is stupid. so pls don't call her otondo again

NL modified it to silly sha! it stats with a S and ends wit a P.

Lol forreals? I dunno. Sorry oo

sleekyonyx:
Chai, y na? I hate dis name wey u call me now.

Love it or not.. You stuck with the name for atleast a year.. You should be proud of it

sleekyonyx:
Philip na my moniker u spell like dat?

Otondo, how far na?

erisegun:
i dy tink of osun o. U nko?

Oyo

erisegun:
abeg,se i fit carry my plasma tv and home theatre gbedu go camp. Me i lyk to watch film gan o

Ogbeni, where you wan serve sef

Appliedmaths:
Yes Boss, so u was told by those ahead of us. Hope u never lost ur own, this one wey Baba dey ask so.

Lool bros.. I no get ID card again

kingphilip:
compulsorily needed

hw about urs

It's not in my possession again. Submitted during clearance.

Appliedmaths:
Requirements for NYSC CAMP Registration.
*Registration is the first and most important thing at the
orientation camp, just like at any other place. At the
registration venue, you are expected to provide the
following things:
*Official NYSC Camp Requirements :
1. Your final year Student ID Card.
2. Notification of Result from your School (Original and
Photocopies).
3. Passport Photograph (Take as many copy as you can
but you will only need a few).
4. Your original call-up letter CALL UP LETTER: This is a
vital part of camp and the only evidence that you are a
corper and you are not impersonating anyone. so if at all
you even forget your luggage (lol) never forget this. Word
of advice —-keep it like its your life, do not laminate it o.
(This will be taken and not returned to you, take
photocopies along too).
The forms that will be handed to you and attach your
passport are very easy to fill. Fill them correctly, because
if you make mistakes on your name spelling, you will have
BIG Problems with your Discharge Letter.
After your registration, you will be issued with your State
Code Number. This will be like your PIN throughout your
Service Year.
After you have been given your State Code, you should
proceed straight to collect your mattress and your NYSC
Kit.
Go for your kit on time so that you can get your size.
NOTE: Make a lot of Photocopies before going to Camp. A
copy can be as much as N20 at the Orientation Camp.
Personal Needs For NYSC Camp Life – **Things You Need
To Take To NYSC Camp
Throughout your stay at the orientation camp, you will
only be allowed to wear your white top and shorts; you
might not like the ones that will be handed to you at camp
so you can get those fitted LUX and CHASE DEER brands
as long as they are white, your jungle boot and white
canvas given to you at the camp; you might not like it so
buy a fancy one along (White). With these duly pointed
out, no need to pack a lot of clothes to the Camp. You
should only take a few in case you need to go to Mosque
on a Friday or Church on a Sunday.
NOTE: Make sure you take extra white vest and shorts to
Camp because
(1) they are very expensive at the Camp Market called
MAMI MARKET (2) you will most likely not have time not
to wash during the week. You will also be so tired to
wash during weekdays after going through all the Military
Parades and Man O War Drills.
You will also need a WAIST POUCH (usually top of the list
on what you need to take to NYSC orientation camp) to
keep your valuables like cash, phones, and etc. while
outside your room. You don’t want to lose anything at
camp, so it’s safe to get that pouch.
CARRY YOUR WAIST POUCH ANYWHERE.
Take along your Touch light, Stapler and pin, Biros, Gum,
Tipex. Don’t take materials like pressing iron, knife, fork,
tin cutter to the camp. They will be seized and returned to
you only on the last day of camping. I was told this is a
security measure.
If you have a camera you can take it along because you
will want to snap a lot of scenes. If you have a Blackberry
phone, that’s good for you because you can easily and
share on social networks. If you don’t have any of those,
you will have to pay some guys on camp who do that as
business to follow you around and snap you wherever you
go. They might charge up to N2000 for the duration of the
camping. They should give you all your photos and videos
in CDs at the end of Camping.
You will be fed three times a day in camp but I must not
lie to you, the food there is nothing to write home about.
They can be nice on few occasions but most days, they
are poor (that’s my own view though). If you are someone
like me who loves to eat good food, make provisions for
your own food. You should get some fast foods along,
some breakfast cereals and beverages. You should also
hold extra cash to eat at the Mami market. You will get
good foods there.
You should also take a MOSQUITO NET along with you-
You know why!
Take some MONEY with you. Things are very expensive at
the MAMI MARKET.
LOVE ADVENTURE? YOU WILL LOVE THE MAN O WAR
DRILLS
I’ve been able to distinguish between the official NYSC
Camp requirements and the personal needs you need to
take to the NYSC Orientation Camp. Don’t confuse them.
You won’t be registered at the NYSC Orientation camp if
you don’t go along with any of the ” NYSC Camp
Requirements ” but you will be registered if you don’t go
with “things you need to take to the NYSC Camp”, you
won’t just enjoy the 21 days

School ID card? Really needed?

ijecks:
lol,no be u dey lament about call up number before before

No wahala o

fify05:
Xray2, I just hope u are not using d space u kept for our wwe oh,lol. Dat won't b good *wink*

Lool not at all dear

erisegun:
wetin do d one wey dy inside tyre?

Hahaha you are crazy

ijecks:
fine dearie, getting better by the day and thnks dear

I'm crossed at you

fify05:
Xray2,Lol, don't boast oh.no b by dat one. Oya sowie #peck* on ur cheeks. Hope dat wuld calm u.

You sure know how to soothe a dispirited soul. You would make a good..............

fify05:
Cc:
erisegun
Xray2, u see.please I still like ur face oh even if I never see am,
Joor broda, ma binu c won.

Forget about my face dear, that dude can't even get within reach of my breath not to talk of my cute face .. My body guards will roast him. Btw my Ninjitsu is Grade A

fify05:
Xray2, let me decide if they are not, and I don't want anybody breaking ur head oh

Awww, thats so caring of you. I'm only been caring and protective as well. I should look out for you.. You know?

erisegun:
lol* I go use d bak of d lebe cut u*u go tink say na sword enta u*

You fit catch wind? You fit see wind?

erisegun:
iffa tear u 1 wicked slap eh! Ur head go turn go back*

You see? You proving me right already... You cant even pretend

erisegun:
ogbeni!, woju o*i dy carry lebe waka up and down*so ara e

I get odeshi

fify05:
Xray2 someday no wahala. As for d space booking hmmn, not a bad idea oh. Cos person must buy am, actually natuaral talents plenty for here.

Natural talents you say? Well I'm one. But its more of talented thugs in the likes of ERISEGUN, BABATAWA and FEMOLALA001. Just avoid those guys.. They are not gentlemen

erisegun:
even u sef dy talk nw abi*i remember say u dy lament say dem comot ur money illegally*chai

Ogbeni mind your business before I forget abokii knife in between your ribs oh

erisegun:
tnk d Lord

Dem bin wan fall my hand but Godwin

fify05:
Erisegun, hmmn HD cos it was very clear and enjoyable .but me no fit put mouth cos then invalid reg number dey giv me Bp.

Hope you happy now
We could go to the cinemas someday... This thread got lots of dramas.. I think part 2 of that drama should be today.. Could book space for two

haibe:
So after we Don see our call up number, na wetin remain..

Wait for your posting to sambisa forest

Oya Lets go Rock IB.