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Romance › Re: 7 Essential Things That Men Find Attractive About A Woman by xreal: 2:16pm On Feb 08, 2015
Jeromejnr:
A classy way of talking and not like one street tout.
that is my number 1.
Celebrities › Re: Daddy Showkey Posted On Instagram That His Glue Rat Killer Caught An Owl by xreal: 2:14pm On Feb 08, 2015
it's an owl. It got stuck on the gummy trap. Why Showky sef put that trap outside his door step?
He wan catch rat for outside?
Romance › Re: Guys Y Do U Always Stare At Ladies In Church? by xreal: 2:08pm On Feb 08, 2015
justmag:
You should be asking why they stare period. Churxh or no church! Staring is rude. Very rude. People have staring problems. They will keeping staring even after they kno you can see them. angry
I do stare anywhere and anytime, but, consciously (codedly).

@ op
God is just too great, life could have been just too dull if there were no beautiful ladies/women to stare at.

#stareandtouch
Politics › Re: Police In EDO State Have Being Asked To Pay For Election Tag. by xreal: 1:54pm On Feb 08, 2015
INEC must had handed the tags to the Police commission in the state(for free).

Police and extortion since 1866.

*police extorting police*
Jokes Etc › Re: Who Fit Drink This Pure Water??? (photo) by xreal: 1:46pm On Feb 08, 2015
SirHouloo:
I will coz I am an advocate of animal's right. It is a good tin the producer used his cat's name on it.
... indeed.
Christianity Etc › Re: Can One Stretch Ipad Like A Bible To Cast Out Demons In The Middle Of Night? by xreal: 1:10pm On Feb 08, 2015
ArslordBaba:
It has been a common attitude in the church and entire christian-hold to use devices as Bible even our pastors because of advanced age and technologies around the world. This could be Biblical or right but the question is 'Can one stretch Ipad like Bible to cast out demons in the Middle of night'?
Maybe 'yes', IF the iPad's memory is not being shared by the 'bible app' and a 'porn app' or pornographic videos.

... I mean the iPad must be 'clean'.
Politics › Re: A Politician And A Prostitute On A Date by xreal: 1:01pm On Feb 08, 2015
Buhari will always take the lead

any month [s]pdp[s/] you choose
FeBuhari
MarchBuhari...it will always blend.

Sai Buhari!
Christianity Etc › Re: gunners by xreal: 11:35am On Feb 08, 2015
samflexxy:
Mehn this one na sermon o
lol.
you r funny.
Politics › Re: Young Nigerian, Editi Effiong, Vows To Donate N100k To Buhari Weekly by xreal: 11:25am On Feb 08, 2015
Truth24:
Na only 100k he's bragging of?
He must have been one of those bastards dat were ranting when PDP raised 21b for Goodluck
hmm, that is not bragging.

if you can't encourage him remain quiet.

come o! when Buhari finally occupies Aso Rock - this guy own don mega better be dat.
Education › Re: This Is A Mathematics Braintest... by xreal: 11:14am On Feb 08, 2015
girl's age is 19
mother's age is 38, and
father's age is 43

when you add these three ages, you get 100.

Celebrities › Re: Bovi Jumps Into The Crowd At PDP Rally, Gets Robbed In The Process (PHOTOS) by xreal: 1:11am On Feb 08, 2015
stebell:
Only lizards think the way yu do
Continue.
na your papa be gecko.
Politics › Re: (pictures)pastor Adeboye Change Fb Profilephotos To GEJ by xreal: 2:01pm On Feb 07, 2015
religion and politics.
Nairaland General › Re: How A Kenyan Killed The Crocodile That Ate His Wife by xreal: 1:57pm On Feb 07, 2015
Pathetic.
Politics › Re: INEC To Postpone 2015 Elections For Six Weeks by xreal: 11:40am On Feb 07, 2015
What about those who haven't registered and are willing to?
Politics › Re: Coronation Of Sanusi Lamido As The 14th Emir Of Kano (Photos) by xreal: 11:23am On Feb 07, 2015
GEJ must go and pay him homage again for today's event.
How many times has GEJ gone to pay this his employee emir homage? Countless.

Lesson : Never look down or wish a fellow human bad.
Politics › Re: My PVC Collection Experience Yesterday (kindly Share Yours Too) by xreal: 8:34am On Feb 07, 2015
Thank you.

If you hadn't insisted on collecting your card, it might had gotten to the hands of one of those hoodlums hanging around (for a fee).

Naija I hail.
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Surprises Twitter Fans With Cash Gifts by xreal: 6:03am On Feb 07, 2015
It's simple......GIVERS NEVER LACK!
Romance › Re: Guys! Can You Date A Girl With A Body Like This? Yes/no (photos) by xreal:
I no be gaay, I no fit date Terry G a girl like this.

Where the accessories?
Na only six-pack I dey see.
Celebrities › Re: YBNL BOSS Get level FASHOLA was present at Olamide son Naming Ceremony pics by xreal: 5:44am On Feb 07, 2015
Congratulations, Daddymilliano.
Welcome, Maximilliano.

Governor of the people.
Music/Radio › Re: Timaya Served Under Me-eedris Abdulkareem by xreal: 5:01am On Feb 07, 2015
losak9111:
I intentionally did not want to blow my trumpet but I think it is time to clear out some issues,” he said.
Baba, you don dey blow am already.
Wetin happen?
Why is it time?
What issues?

Who GOD don bless.........

#egberipapa1ofbayelsa
Politics › Re: Nigerian Youths, Shame!!!!!! by xreal: 4:52am On Feb 07, 2015
Kencruz:
Am so disappointed with nigerian youths. They say youths are the leaders of tomorrow but here comes same youths supporting a grand papa. Buhari that was rejected by all cos of old age is now been supported by same youths.
When I was small my teacher told me we are the leaders of tomorrow,Is it that nigerian youth that is support old age to head this country never wish for that tomorrow to come. Nigerian youths pls wake up and fight for your right. Vote wisely.
Which way nigeria youth.
Would you rather vote for a youth that will continue the 6-years bad record, corruption, inflation, insecurity, increase in fuel price, trade union strikes and so on; or an elderly
that will bring a positive CHANGE.
Technology Market › Re: Beware Glo Overload Promo Is A Scam!!! by xreal: 4:47am On Feb 07, 2015
samex4rill:
u thought i was the only one with my eye open. glad u self shine your eyes
I dey shine am wellll. grin
Celebrities › Re: Bovi Jumps Into The Crowd At PDP Rally, Gets Robbed In The Process (PHOTOS) by xreal: 4:41am On Feb 07, 2015
balash:
I just sorry for that Bovi sha, Make hin career wey just dey shine No go down the drain, we on social media go finnish am when buhari enter
No mind the clown.
Technology Market › Re: Beware Glo Overload Promo Is A Scam!!! by xreal: 4:37am On Feb 07, 2015
I observed same.

GLO scamming Nigerians since 2004.
Politics › Re: Homeless Man Found Under APC Shelter While Sleeping On PDP Poster. by xreal: 4:33am On Feb 07, 2015
Incredible!

APC = Shelter
PDP = footstool

APC always on top.
Celebrities › Re: Omotola Jalade Celebrates Birthday As She Turns 37 Years by xreal: 4:31am On Feb 07, 2015
Oh, Omotola.

Where are we celebrating it?

Happy birthday to you and me.

February is an exceptional month; 7 is a special number. We are exceptional and special.

*hugs*
Celebrities › Re: Omotala Jalade Celebrates Her Birthday Today - Congratulations!!! by xreal: 4:22am On Feb 07, 2015
Oh, Omotola.

Where are we celebrating it?

Happy birthday to you and me.

February is an exceptional month; 7 is a special number. We are exceptional and special.

*hugs*
Education › Re: How Unilorin Students Write Exam by xreal: 4:18am On Feb 07, 2015
Kirinwa:
To be honest. This is the best where you have to look within. Where people sit too close, people be like read for me what you wrote nd they might even copy your name and even reg. Number too.

This situation breeds comfidence. When you graduate be sure you are the best even if na pass.
You said the fact, the real truth.
Education › Re: How Unilorin Students Write Exam by xreal: 4:12am On Feb 07, 2015
Ipledge:
Unilorin don get school uniform? Hmmm I smell lie
Yes, these are accounting students, they do have a dressing and colour code.

Probitas Doctrina

I hail my Alma Mater.
Politics › Re: Flamboyant Life Style Of Diezani Alison-Madueke by xreal: 8:22pm On Feb 06, 2015
taymiitope:
These are GEJ cabinets they spend money like drinking water oil money that can't be measure....they call it hard work heaven will punish dem all IJN
I say a BIG AMEN to that.

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