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Politics / Re: Benin Government May Use Igboho To Negotiate Full Border Re-opening by xreal: 10:09am On Jul 27, 2021
Buhari will not open that border.

He is even comfortable with you keeping him.

....as long as he is not a free man before and throughout 2023.

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Crime / Re: Fake Naval Officer Arrested For Defrauding & Assaulting Pos Agents In Nasarawa by xreal: 7:13pm On Jul 25, 2021
Impersonators
Health / Re: Why Do Women Hardly Have Heart Attack? by xreal: 2:48pm On Jul 24, 2021
...they have less to worry about.
Family / Re: How Many Chances Do You Give Before You Cut Someone Off? by xreal: 5:58am On Jul 23, 2021
3, nothing more.
Education / Re: FUTMINNA Graduating Student Wears "Cheated In Every Exam" T-shirt by xreal: 9:31am On Jul 22, 2021
Doesn't he know that school council sits and decides on every final year result?

What if a council member sees this picture?
Sports / Re: Pictures From The Asisat Oshoala Parasoccer And Girls Football Tournament by xreal: 12:17pm On Jul 18, 2021
I only came here to read comments.

Bye.
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Sacks 40 Pastors 'For Low Income From Their Branches' (Video) by xreal: 10:37am On Jul 18, 2021
Sacking the 40 of them will make other marketers pastors to work hard.

It's not easy to service a private airline.

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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Sacks 40 Pastors 'For Low Income From Their Branches' (Video) by xreal: 10:24am On Jul 18, 2021
ruggedtimi:
Lately I stopped attending church because I see most of them as a business center....one certain church in pH if you no book seat online you can't gain access to the church on sunday

I believe you.

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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Sacks 40 Pastors 'For Low Income From Their Branches' (Video) by xreal: 10:22am On Jul 18, 2021
Bank Manager sacking its head of marketing in branches not performing well.

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Religion / Re: Should Church Workers Be Paid?- What Is Your Opinion by xreal: 9:28am On Jul 18, 2021
Workers should be paid or supported financially.

I mean if a worker has financial challenges of paying school fees, house rents, feeding, clothing...the church should be the first place of abode and help for such worker. It's a big shame to see a known and talented instrumentalist having challenges in paying school fees or buying handouts in a Federal institution.
These guys spend lots of their time in church doing church activities.

No wonder you will easily see groups of church choir and instrumentalists come together to form bear-pallor band around(which they are good at).
Just for the money.

They should be paid.
They should be assisted financially.

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Crime / Re: Ogun Armed Robber Shot Dead While Robbing People Along The Highway by xreal: 3:53pm On Jul 17, 2021
He also wants D.J to play DO RI ME for him while he orders 5 bottles of Hennessey VSOP.
Celebrities / Re: Herbalist Who Predicted Iyabo Ojo’s Death Over Baba Ijesha’s Case Has DIED by xreal: 11:12am On Jul 17, 2021
theTranslator:
Doesn't stop the "prophecy"

You bad gaaaaan
Sports / Re: Nigerian Basketball Female Team Members Are So Beautiful by xreal: 9:44am On Jul 17, 2021
Everywhere, anytime, I love interchanging numbers, just like 25 and 52.

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Celebrities / Re: Obi Cubana Mother's Burial Vs Mike Adenuga Mother's Burial by xreal: 9:39am On Jul 17, 2021
Who ever came up with this comparison is a total waste who gate-crashes into everyone's mother's funeral and rates the stupidity displayed there in.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: South Africans Volunteer To Clean Cities After A Week Of Riots (Pictures) by xreal: 8:19pm On Jul 16, 2021
samtol4:
It is not hyping , South Africa is ahead of Nigeria in all aspects of life . No cities in Nigeria can stand with SA in terms of opportunities and development. We have a failed government in Nigeria , while SA has strong democratic institutions. South Africa has her problems also but please don't compare Nigeria with South Africa.

All thanks to the whites in South Africa.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: South Africans Volunteer To Clean Cities After A Week Of Riots (Pictures) by xreal: 8:17pm On Jul 16, 2021
Mustiboy:
Why the ladies come fat like that? Wetin dem dey eat for Southy?


Naira Marley said it.

Na Southy ladies get back side pass.
Foreign Affairs / Re: South Africans Volunteer To Clean Cities After A Week Of Riots (Pictures) by xreal: 8:16pm On Jul 16, 2021
They ended up cleaning their mess.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Army Confirms Murder Of General Hassan Ahmed, to be Buried Today by xreal: 6:13am On Jul 16, 2021
slimfit1:
The Nigerian Military thinks they are exempt from the madness going on in this country No No No, we are in it together. A plane that wants to crash does not considers who has first-class tickets to keep alive.

grin
Reminds me of Pete Edochie.

So he will be buried at his wife's abi na sister's absence.

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Politics / Re: General Hassan Ahmed killed In Abuja, Wife Abducted by xreal: 4:44am On Jul 16, 2021
FarahAideed:
This insecurity is getting toooo serious..is this how Nigeria is going to remain? The whole head of the dreaded military police murdered just like that

No, might be how nigeria is going to end, instead.
Career / Re: I Want To Be A Nurse But Have BSc In Microbiology by xreal: 1:49pm On Jul 15, 2021
I love your courage.

Let no one discourage you, your decision is a good one.

I hope and pray that you are given a DE admission into a university; otherwise do not hesitate to sit for JAMB.

All the best.
Career / Re: My 6 Months Experience As An Uber/bolt Driver In Abuja by xreal: 11:07am On Jul 15, 2021
IneedSugarMumy1:
Good Day all
My name is Jeff
I will try my best to be as detailed as I can. Please I'm not a great writer pardon my error/blunder I kuku no get opportunity go school at least nairaland has helped me a lot in terms of spelling and writing too

Back to my topic...... September 8 2019 I took my corolla to bolt office in maitama for registration I attended their lesson I passed that same day I became a bolt driver I did my first 5 trips and I was happy, it was difficult for me as a beginner using GPS to driver for the first time.

My first 1 month was hell, all the money I made was spent on traffic offences, like wrong U turn, touching your phone while on traffic light, like dropping a rider in front of a market, like beating the traffic light, etc I learned the hard way


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...and you sure say u no go school?
With all your 'Soyinka' english.

Anyway, I say welldone.

My anger here is the fact that someone somewhere will open mouth to say Nigerian youths are lazy.
Celebrities / Re: Suruche Arrested For Having Tattoo, Tagged A 'Cultist' (Video) by xreal: 8:34am On Jul 15, 2021
LordVoldermort:
Tattoos are associated with gangs in Nigeria which he surely knew yet he wore it out so he can get attention, well now he's getting all the attention he needs, hopefully he would soon release his own soapy album.

You stay home all day stuck to oyinbo film.

Try enter street and relate. Naija real gangs don't do tattoo.

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh’s Husband, Prince Kpokpogri Receives Car She Bought For Him by xreal: 8:30am On Jul 15, 2021
Bola146:
Why not keep your relationship private undecided undecided

Dey will never learn a lesson.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Zuma Riot: Mum Throws Her Baby From A Burning Building After It Was Set Ablaze by xreal: 6:53am On Jul 15, 2021
MadamVanessa:

I feel that South Africa is been overrated and overhyped with civilization . Truth be told, this people are so backward , they sometimes act like Northern Nigerian people, just that the northern Nigerian people are little worst than them.

This woman!
The little development and civilisation we see in South Africa is brought up by the whites. Whithout the whites, SouthAfrica will be a worse zoological garden than one other african country like that.

Do you know how lazy they are? Especially their men.
Yet, they like high life, this brings about their high crime rate.
Crime / Re: Four Women Arrested For Selling Donkey Meat In Edo (Photos) by xreal: 6:00am On Jul 15, 2021
How dem take know say na donkey meat?

Make dem no throway those fine-looking meat o.

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Autos / Re: Tiny Light 550k Agege by xreal: 11:05pm On Jul 14, 2021
NokiaN8:

Looking at the back tire.. This car has had an accident with chassis fault..! Prove me wrong


dealhunter:
I bought the car today, its an amazing car,good engine and gear, chilling ac,very neat interior, pure first body wait for d car transformation!...... Thanks Mr Akin,nice doing business with you, you are such a honest seller!....thanks for ur patient and understanding!... I give you 5 star ratings!

The way these two comments link make me laugh.

While you waste time looking for faults, someone else sees the hidden treasure in it and takes quick action.

Congratulations to dealhunter, enjoy your ride. Don't forget to share the post transformation pics with us.

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Politics / Re: EFCC Launches ‘Eagle Eye’ App To Ease Financial Crimes Reporting by xreal: 10:42pm On Jul 14, 2021
BSsniffer:
I've reported the app. I implore every well meaning nigerian to do the same.

Guy, your head dey there.

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Politics / Re: EFCC Launches ‘Eagle Eye’ App To Ease Financial Crimes Reporting by xreal: 10:33pm On Jul 14, 2021
just2endowed:


How will one go about this

It simply means access the app/page through web browser.

e.g Punch news paper get app, abi?
The same contents you see on the app can be seen by punching the link into your browser.

In this (efcc) case type 'eagleeye.efcc.gov.ng' for your browser.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Fighter Jets Intercept US Spy Plane Over Black Sea (Pictures) by xreal: 10:19pm On Jul 14, 2021
EyezofGod120:
grin USA seff,,make russia and USA do small rehearsal na,,make we see how d thing go be

Abeg ooo. You wan make dollar reach 2k naira?

Na we(naija) go suffer am pass.
Foreign Affairs / Re: South African Man Enjoys Cake While Looting A Supermarket On Free Zuma Protest by xreal: 6:25am On Jul 14, 2021
appishani1:
There's hungry there too ooh

Theirs is more of laziness.
Religion / Re: Do You Support Stand Up Comedy In Church? by xreal: 9:12pm On Jul 11, 2021
Kobojunkie:
dem no dey laugh for house? undecided

Me sef dey wonder at times.

Common say person late come church sef...d kain eye wey dem go take look person ehn.

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