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Travel › Re: How To Land A Helicopter After Your Pilot Has Been Killed . by xreal: 4:36am On Mar 17, 2011

what?

''. . . ~~you will crash and die~~''
how many times? lol

Business › Re: Shop Online In Uk And We Receive And Forward To You. Only £2.89/kilo. Fastrax Lo by xreal: 8:43pm On Mar 15, 2011

No website?

Education › Re: Student Riot In Lautech Forces School Shut Down by xreal: 7:14pm On Mar 13, 2011

Mobsync:
The police didn't run out of tear gas, they had one left which I saw with them. . .

@Mobsync and Damibravo
why the contradiction?
It seems you guys don do 'mùko yangan b4 una j'okà'.
Anyway, take am easy, abeg.
Safety First.

Education › Re: Ramano: You Ask Why University Of Ilorin Was Rated First 1st In Nigeria. by xreal: 7:00am On Mar 03, 2011

discuss here ought to be more of Academic achievement(s) than structures.

What's the essence of being tought by empty-brain lecturers in the best buildings?
huh

Food › Re: Drinking/sippin Garri. Is It Gud Or Bad? by xreal: 9:38pm On Mar 01, 2011

Whatever; you may spill my plate of fried rice with whatever jumbo-sized protein its got.
I beg you, don't try that with my bowl of chill-soaked gari, na war be dat.

GARI. . . the-sour-the-better.

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Celebrities › Re: Are These Girls The Ugliest Nollywood Actors? by xreal: 3:07pm On Mar 01, 2011

uchennaq:
I really wonder how these girls got into the movie industry.

maybe an 'uncle' had always been the director or producer of the movies where they feature.

uchennaq:
And why is it that, their eyes is as if they have have smoked indian hemp.

ifyalways:
Their lips enuff Kpomo

without their pic on this thread, these two comments are enough to describe the twins this thread refer to. lol

I dislike hearing them speak . . . they drawl .

Education › Re: Ramano: You Ask Why University Of Ilorin Was Rated First 1st In Nigeria. by xreal: 12:15pm On Mar 01, 2011

deebsman1:
What is the meaning of all this? Where is 'ATTACK' = human feaces that normally litters almost everywhere? This is nothing but work of modern cameras.

lol @ bold.
have you been there lately? Def NO.
Unlike those days, you cannot sight any form of 'ATTACK' in the premises.
Believe me, the almighty 'Attack Reserved Area' ( zamfara - stadium) is as Attack-Free as the 'walkway'.

Becomrichn:
the rating may be based on performance. While I was at the university of ilorin. The engineering faculty was the best in nigeria for 3 years.

I wouldn't doubt that.
That was then.
Faculty of Engineering lost it all from the day Olufeagba was ~~'thrown out'~~. . . thank GOD he was embraced by those who knew and know his worth.

@ Becomrichn
nice sites to behold; memory -awakening indeed.
Nice one.

Politics › Re: Libya: Gaddafi Stalls Evacuation Of Nigerians by xreal: 11:53am On Feb 26, 2011

shotuns:
That is ridiculuos, but my question is how did Canada,Europe, US, China managed to evacuate their citizen? something isn't right here.

don't you guys know that Nigerian Diplomats in Libya are all illiterates; wicked souls, dubious. . . they formed an evil cartel.
They 've never been and can't be useful now.

Celebrities › Re: Femi Adebayo's Movie, Jelili More Hilarious Than Funke Akindele's Jenifa? by xreal: 11:46am On Feb 22, 2011

lol, I would like to see the movie.

. . . I mean, Funke spent some time with the locals in Ilorin, just to learn more of their acts, gesture and Ilorin's Yoruba-accent; before the making of 'Jenifa'.

Seeing Femi Adebayo, the Ilorin boy himself in a similar role . . . the flows must be so natural.

Phones › Re: Glo Not Working by xreal: 6:19pm On Feb 18, 2011

specialiss:
At last is working now. I have loaded my airtime since 4days ago. I was able to subscribe to my connection yesternight and i was able to login now into my account and browse. Na wa for Nigeria network operators. They don't even apologize or compensate. Just stealing our fund in the name of prepaid services.

not in their dictionary.
I'm sure they are making plans on the next strategy to make; just to rob their ~~magas~~ subscribers, to cover for the financial loss/expenses.

Family › Re: Pregnancy And Agression by xreal: 3:33pm On Feb 09, 2011

^^^
what has this got to do with 'Pregnancy and Agression'?

Politics › Re: Abacha’s Son Makes Inec’s Gubernatorial List In Kano by xreal: 1:21pm On Feb 08, 2011

'White pap is scooped from a black pot'.

Please keep those negative words and comments to NL alone; dnt ever think of passing such comments anywhere in Kano, else. . .

BTW, who is complaining here?
. . . is it your state he is about to govern?

No let me vex 4 here.

Family › Re: Pregnancy And Agression by xreal: 10:23am On Feb 08, 2011

chaircover:
The poor man had to wait outside ASDA that morning for it to open before rushing in to buy the eggs, come back home, cook them before going to work.

oh, what a hubby.

Crime › Re: Police Arrest Teenagers With $9.7m, €664,100 At Lagos Airport by xreal: 3:35pm On Feb 07, 2011

money-miss-road.

Family › Re: Pregnancy And Agression by xreal: 3:14pm On Feb 07, 2011

Women are strong, no doubt.

Not all are aggresive.
. . . my Mama Ejima used to ''get on my nerves'' lol, you hear her voice all the time in the house, she does the driving whenever we take a ride, it's instant caution at whoever hits the gate harder than normal and so on.

These ended one hot afternoon, when I decided to shake her and deposit something inside something.
She became as quiet as a mouse from that moment for the next 9-10 months; I almost regret my action 'cos I missed her talking at the top of her voice in house, I missed the way she jumps all around me, she didn't care to read my text messages nor bother to scroll through my 'received calls' and so on.
My dear Mama Ejima wasn't aggressive at all, not all pregnant women are.

Culture › Re: Kwarans: People With Mixed Culture by xreal: 12:25am On Feb 07, 2011

@ step1
e n lé fa!

Our so-called political leaders in Kwara are the 'confusionists', they believe associating with the hausa/fulani will earn them better political power, influence and respect among the other Yorubas.

Culture › Re: Kwarans: People With Mixed Culture by xreal: 8:14am On Feb 05, 2011

olawalebab:
Often time. Kwarans always found themselve confuse about where they truly belong to. Are they the hausa nigeria take them to be or the yoruba which they belive they are. Lets have your view

I can see you the confused one here. How on earth could the Indigenous People of a 'state' as old as Kwara be confused about their identity?

Grab a book on Kwara's history.

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Politics › Re: What I Won’t Take As Buhari’s Vp — Bakare by xreal: 7:58am On Feb 05, 2011

hmm.
May GOD direct us aright.

Education › Re: Pls I Need Information On Part Time Form In Ui by xreal: 9:18pm On Feb 04, 2011

RESULTHELP:
UNIVERSITY OF IBADAN 2011/12 PART-TIME FORM IS ON SALE.

CALL UPWARD NUMBA TO PURCHASE your'S NOW FOR EARLY REGISTRATION , TO GET THE PART-TIME FORM / ASSISTANCE.

No, downward alphabet.

Dr. Ekendu or whatever, must you swap user name to catch more ~~fish~~ victims?

Education › Re: Pls Is There Any Art Guru Like Wole Soyinka Who Graduated From Uniben? by xreal: 9:05pm On Feb 04, 2011

^^^
was about to advise you go ask Prof. himself.
But now, I know what you driving at.

Education › Re: Which School Is The Best University In Nigeria And Why? by xreal: 8:55pm On Feb 04, 2011

^^^
gbam.

Politics › Re: Thank You Gej For Bringing Fb,we Are Still Waiting For You To Bring Twitter by xreal: 4:40pm On Feb 04, 2011

dappssee:
@OP, GEJ didnt say that. One of his aides did

any difference?

Christianity Etc › Re: S’africa Orders Chirst Embassy Church To Stop Faith Healing Ads by xreal: 2:38pm On Feb 04, 2011

hbrednic:
all na yaaahhhooozzzeeeeeeee

only GOD knows.

Politics › Re: Sarah Jibril: “my One Vote Will Continue To Haunt Nigerian Women” by xreal: 10:25am On Feb 04, 2011

sandra123:
“That vote was of me, by me and for me.''

ROTFLMAO

bia, isn't she satisfied with the popularity she already gained from these years' political ~~shame~~ mess?
Why get involved again, WHY?

Politics › Re: Thank You Gej For Bringing Fb,we Are Still Waiting For You To Bring Twitter by xreal: 10:09am On Feb 04, 2011

Eveoeve:
^^ hey dont speak of your president in dat manner!
And pls be patient, once he's elected he'll get u a big box of 'twitter'. And then if u remain a good boy, he'll get u 'yahoo messenger' in 2015. Be nice now,

www.naturekay..com

. . . meaning Nigerians wld wait till 2019 for him to bring in BB services?
No wahala we 'ld wait.

Politics › Re: What Type Of A Human Being Would Do This? by xreal: 8:23am On Feb 04, 2011

Onlytruth:
I'm still asking, what type of a human being would kill a ~~pastors wife~~ human being?
I won't stop until I get an answer.

Politics › Re: What Type Of A Human Being Would Do This? by xreal: 8:22am On Feb 04, 2011

Onlytruth:
I'm still asking, what type of a human being would kill a ~~pastors wife~~ human being?
I won't stop until I get an answer.

Politics › Re: In Ekiti, Ritualists Remove Pastor’s Wife’s Womb by xreal: 8:11am On Feb 04, 2011

Nchara:
Spokesman to the state Police Command, Mohammed Jimoh(ASP) disclosed that autopsy had been conducted on the remains of the deceased, saying the result would soon be out. He assured that the result would be made public as soon as it’s released, adding that investigation into the killing had commenced.

same police-story with NO result.

Politics › Re: Nuhu Ribadu Exposed : Working For Gej by xreal: 7:49am On Feb 04, 2011

Muza:
Ribadu cant win even Adamawa talkless of the north,Ribadu is not known beyond Lagos.

haba Muza, wat's dis you talking, huh?

Celebrities › Re: Ikechukwu's Fiancee, Sarah Ofili Addresses Ikechukwu And D'banj's Break Up by xreal: 7:36am On Feb 04, 2011

spikedcylinder:
I think the woman is slightly bonkers. What is wrong with living in Ikeja?

she dey form bigz girs.

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