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I like that response; it's honest.

Lady.

Where is this world heading?
I never knew religion had something to do with banking in Nigeria.

So Zenith bank and the likes are muslim banks; and Society Generale is of what religion?
What about PHB, a convert?
I dey laugh.

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Shikkenah!

Arrange TomTom for hin table na, and encourage him to have a lick often.

This is necessary and will be of help.
, waiting.

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How did the laptop look like, I mean used/new. What was their spec/cost. Which seller did u do business with? Thanks.

I don laff tire.

I don laff tire.

(Sending text messages that he's incommunicado and that I should call one number referred to as his lawyer's number.)

Am I the only one smelling rat here?

You sure say no be from cell those text messages for dey come?

@ collins
Now I realise u a child. Must you rain insults just to back your points?
Contradiction is what you 've achieved here so far.

BTW, why can't your friend go ahead without applying for the cert?

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lol
Bro. you make me laugh in Afrikaans.

You talking of UNISA?  well, my comments on that are reserved.
But, if you care to know, I am a Tukkies'  (Alumnus).
These guys have stable policies than NG - more so, educational.

By the way, applying for a Study Permit outside S.A, you need
to tender your SAQA.(irrespective of the  institution).

Pls advise your friend to take a 'walk' to SAQA House, and do what he is to do; else,
he might have issues with the authorities someday.

My 2 cents.

collinsfbi:
@xreal,
Are u sure of what you are saying here? Who told you that anybody with foreign certificate cannot be admitted until SAQA evaluate such certificate? You better get things clear b4 you come here to give pple wrong information. SAQA only evaluate your certificates b4 one can be allow to work and not studies. If you doubt me then I will refer you somewhere else to confirm for urself. Beside, evaluation does not take a long time when you have the original documents upon application.

Gbammmmmmmm over and out

Maybe I forgot to emphasize on 'gaining admission for any Postgraduate Course; LEGALLY'. Says S.A's Law.

Both Work and Postgraduate studies, and not work alone.

Please don't refer NLs to any thing/where false or illegal.
Thanks.

@ tunnytox
You said it all.
@ OP
I wonder why there should be a second thought on this.
Your friend should go ask anyone who has spent about 7 months
as a staff of any of our banks with a 'good pay' - if he/she
will like to work in ANY Federal parastatal today; hear their response;
I bet you they all  will be happy to work for the Federal govt.

Banking, as a job in Nigeria isn't stable.
Remember, Islamic Banking is on it's way. When it arrives, will you and I rather
apply for  loan at  a bank where we'd be charged of certain interest?

The 'outside Lag' thing  shouln't be an issue; except if 'outside Lag'= a 'boko haramic State'

Pls think, and think fast.

@ OP

There is no way you can escape your certificates/certification from
been evaluated by SAQA(for postgraduate prog.). Fine, you may
have your Visa or be in S.A but SAQA evaluates before any institution
admits anyone with a foreign certification.
However, SAQA may not take as long as 6 months -as stated; they got
'duration/plan' for the Certificate to be processed, it depends on
what 'plan' you subscribe for.
IMO, its better you apply for it while you are in S.A.

All the best.

Happy Birthday Seun.

Obiagu1:
"These pastors are flamboyant. You see them with private jets and expensive cars. This extravagance sends out the wrong message to their followers,"

Well; maybe, but not T.B Joshua.

190:

[s]No wonder you still dey 9ja - sit your ignorant backside there - doofus[/s]

don't make me believe your are this f00lish, pls.

Mehn! I tried dating an 'angel' during my service year.
I couldn't cope with her 'english', I just can't.
It was always a mess - each time I took her out, and in the company of my co-corp members.
OP, you having that thought. . . don't date him. It counts.

It's simply because the man is an illiterate.

Mumu man.

karl max:
@op you are right the price of cement has come down to N 1,900!

I just bought a brand I use to buy 2400 before the Ultimatum!!! to those who called GEJ clueless when he made the pronouncement they can now see that they are the fools!!!! CLUELESS that no notting about nigeria even the person they supported in the person they supported in the last presidential election is also a clueless and a fool

easy, abeg.

This is serious!
I mean, for the 'Phuck Adict' OP to carry eye comot for 'Toto' and notice Mtn's corrupt acts. . . Mtn, una try.

pendusky:
Today wil be termed GREAT DISAPOINTMENT PART 2. Jst got updates in new zealand its 5:30
pm n nothing seem to show uptil nw. So camping wil hav no excuse to tender. Life continues jor!

ok! Good news.

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nooo, why not from the south.

Solonaira:
The quickest way to stop is to undergo laser therapy. It is a drugless, painless treatment, no drug will be administered on you.
However it is costly, and it is doubtful if the treatment is available in black Africa.

Another option is to switch to electronic or e-cigarette. It is battery-operated, emits no smoke, no nicotine to inhale, it is safer and healthier but it is not yet common in Africa.

If all you need to remove nicotine toxin, break a coconut fruit, mix the liquid with pure honey and drink a small cup twice daily for a week.
You will be detoxed.

Now, if you are deeply addicted, you can expunge that desire from your mind as follows:
Get up to 12 cigarettes, the brand that you smoke. Tear off the wrappers, pour the raw cigarettes in a cup, add a cup of boiled water and stir well.
allow it to cool, then filter the mixture, drink the clear liquid. This liquid will kill your deep appetite.
Now substitute by taking pure honey and eat plenty of fruits regularly to replace the nicotine.

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. . . never heard of these options. I would try them right away.
I must stop/quit this shyyt. Thanks.

INSANE, dat's the word.

CASILA 90?
This will have effect if you are into Sports or if you want to go-by ''Kol's'' advise. . . muscle building. I have a friend who is into sports 'proffessionaly', he used Casila 90 and he built muscle a lot - there after, but this happened ofcourse spending more time in the gym.

Hello doc in house.
Pls I need to detox (don't know if that word is right). I need to get rid of Nicotine, any medication for that, pls?

Outstrip:
Geez. This is why I thank God that I did not have to go through work in Nigeria. With my mouth I know I probably would not have been able to hold a job. From the male bosses that will not give you a job if you do not sleep with them to the ones that their will slap you if you do not greet them everytime you see them to the ones that will command the whole office to kneel down, hands up, and close your eyes and the list goes on and on. I would just happily sit at home so that I will not accidentally kill somebody

hmm!
Exaggeration.
Funny though.

Put the 'pay' aside.
You made a mistake here. . . obviously your boss was hurt.

I'ld remain quiet and sorry.

Wait first, you wan fight am? Kuma! wetin you go do if e call you a baskard.

ARTs.
I mean pure art.
1) Performing arts.
2) Music, or
3) Hausa.

Reason: these are 'proffession' I LOVE practising at my leisure; and do compete with the scholars.