₦airaland Forum

obo389:
Lmao ... best meme for the day
Abeg somebody should come and carry this werey boy from here oo .

Na so.

In Nigeria of today, make urself happy and live longer. Shikenah!

onomeabuja:
hmmmmmmmmmm my brother u knw say anytin we copy we de over do am fa....
take for instance of kingnappers ,so te we de even kingnapp for #1000.
so if we learn this one hmmmmmm na BOMB de go throw o, because this allawi sef wen our senators & reps de recieve, u no no say some people no de happy & BOMB go fit just settle d issue u knw? abi hw u see am??

Lol @ bomb

U damn right.

Lol @ God of dollars and pounds is different from God of Naira.

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Long overdue.

OK. Nigeria have learnt something new from them and will try this out soon.

I disagree.

Are u related to Bobriski?

This is lovely.


I love the union.

GMbuharii:
Amen. And may God keep Bill Gates away from the sponsors of Boko haram and their deception. Amen

Amen.

I hope he is not with them already.

Another millions wasted.

He should go and meet them instead.

adex4me:
Yes, it is an electric with more than 1000 voltage that is capable of harm/kill person, but work at interval.

there is a standard for installation , to avoid get contact with any metal

The energizer/controller comes with backup battery, even if the is power outage, it will continue working for more than 24hour, 48hours.

Really?

I wasn't aware of that.
Got ur contact anyway. Thanks.

This thing is electricity.

What voltage is on it?

What if the wire accidentally gets in contact with the gate(which is a conductor)?

It is only functional when NEPA bring light.
Maybe it's for those who run generator 24/7.


Anyway, all the best.

May God keep Bill Gates away from the likes of Evans and the boko boys.

Amen.

What's the title of this one now ?

DrinkLimca:
The only self made billionaire musician in Africa..

Dbanj is richer than e money, hushpuppy and investor bj..

yet even though he made his money through hard work and legally, he is very humble, a family man and don't fluent his wealth..

he is so rich that his younger brother had to give up music for the money is just too much..

Dbanj is an investor, don't be surprise that he is a business partner with dangote..

he own most companies that you feel are owned by other billionaires..

Dbanj is like jayz while the likes of E money and davido are like Floyd maywether..

If you know, you know...

Chai!

I smell .....

Kontinu

I see police at the scene.


The danfo man will be guilty automatically.
In Nigeria, the rich are always innocent.

FTC dedicated to the Danfo Driver.

Book Haram people.

Navy taking over duties from NDLEA.




Peace Corp could have come to do the duties of Civil Defense.


Police are forever useless and cursed.

Their jinx don't like to see peace, but war.

blackpanda:
cos thats what sells
People are not moved by positive prophecies. They wont come to u for prayers na

Na wa o

abejide1000:
He's better than Buhari in many ways

Una don start again ba?

Does those Federal Unity Schools still exist?


Good move, anyway.

God bless him.

OK



BOVAS boss will join their league soon.

Na my prayer be dat.

Na fluke abeg.


Why negative prophecies all times?

FTC dedicated to all Nollywood Stars, may we not loose anyone of them.

This was why Book Haram was formed.
They lost focus......if not volunteers for don plenty and police go comport, even recruitment form into NPF for be 10 for 5naira.

Clone2020:
Tomjazzy2, Failed Samsung Galaxy S8 pick up, phone is locked to sprint, seller didn't realize that I've got 3 sim cards from all 3 major phone service providers. After being busted, seller tried to act like he didn't know how it happened.
Please always run IMEI checks using www.imeipro.info or swappa.com/esn. Swapping sims takes time

No time.

Business don start be that.

Clone2020:
***PRICE UPDATE!!*** From March 19th till April 19th, All PICKUPS/Fuel charges in the Bronx has been reduced from $35 to $20. After April 19th, Bronx Pickups will range from $20 - $30 depending on distance.

***ALL PICKUPS/Fuel charges in Manhattan has been slashed by $10, look at the initial price and deduct $10 *** until April 19th

Always bargain with your seller. Its always a good idea to tell them that since you will be picking up the item, they should reduce the price a bit, even if its $20 less than your initial bargain. Also, if the seller is the in the Bronx, say you or your friend is coming from Queens and have to pay toll gate fee of $17 both ways, they might be more sympathetic. If the seller is in Manhattan, say you or your friend is coming from Brooklyn and any discount will be appreciated.

Thumbs up.

traeces:
Biodun Fatoyinbo first came to my notice after Ese Walter's revelation and I carefully followed the story and dropped my opinion on it in a nairaland post of August 2013. See the post :www.nairaland.com/1414171/ese-walter-coza-pastor-biodun

After passing my "judgement" in that opinion and waiting for years for the "robust" reply from Fatoyinbo which did not come, I concluded the guy was not a christian. Anytime I heard someone attends Fatoyinbo's church, I put him or her in Fatoyinbo's category. I have 2 bosom friends who incidentally are cousins who attend the church and I remember expressing my disgust at one of them for attending COZA- Fatoyinbo's church.

However, on 3rd March 2018, I travelled from Benue to attend a program where Don Moen was ministering in Fatoyinbo's church. I arrived on an Okada too.

First thing I noticed was the coziness. I don't think any church any where in the world can ever be cozier. Fully air condition auditorium, completely rugged, giant sized electronic billboards, comfy chairs, state of the art sound system and music equipments, I can go on and on but I refused to be impressed.

While we waited for Don Moen to take the stage, young men and women attired in jeans trousers and unbottoned shirts with white t-shirts inside were ministering powerfully in songs BUT I COULDN'T BE BLESSED cos I was processing how some of them probably just left a bed of fornication to come to church in my poor mind. Then it hit me: I wasn't in any way better than anyone of them. Scripture after scripture jumped at my spirit and I became humble. One of the scriptures that came to me that helped me truly participate in that meeting was "Wherever two of you shall gather together in my name..." I reasoned that even if every other person here was not a christian, I was and Don Moen was so God was in the building.

My final "humbility" happened when Fatoyinbo took the mic. He spoke from a depth and with an auction I could tell was the Holy Ghost. I realized that day that Fatoyinbo may be guilty of everything ESE Walter accused him of but very importantly, I am no judge. It is between him and God at the end of the day. Who knows what "my own" man of God may be doing in secret that nobody knows-God forbid. In any case, I preferred one who kept quite in the face of such accusations to one who fabricated lies and did plenty things to cover up.

That was how I came to see Fatoyinbo as a brother in Christ and his church as a family of God upon the earth. Like all of us, he is a work in progress and not perfect but we must desist from seating as judges over his life or any other person's.

Your own talk con plenty pass op own.
Inshort, you are now a strong Cozite, ba?
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The man even tried, at least 22 out of the 117 isn't fake.

Why the need for those guards?

One of them was even avoiding his daughter from moving close to her dad. Check 10th picture.

Trumps:
Believe the presidency because the police are pathological liars.

You are correct. 100%