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Imalwayshorny:
Stop lying brono loan companies will borrow anyone 10 million naira

Benrosaria:
Oh yeah thats it. You saw that too right?

correctguy101:
Na the me before he that.. I'm a very different creature today...



I try my best to guide dem, at least my first daughter is grown. The one's still growing gentle as I gentle now, so I no too worry. My adopted son sef even just finish uni and he's also great and gentle....


May we not face any of the evils we deserve for our days of foolishness.
Lols I just dey self reflect again since yesterday. Old Bini dey do me somehow.i must return to Lagos this week.


SMH

correctguy101:
I wasn't alone o. We were a group and we had a name....
You supposed to know how foolish young people can be.

My children even find it hard to believe when I tell them about my past. Although I dey tone am down o....

Gods, young people no know wetin Dem dey do aswia ..

correctguy101:
Lols...

Makes me recall my secondary school days...

I take money for the books but would break lockers and claim and achieve the books of others...

I even mistakenly "achieved" my girlfriend's four figure table back then. She came to our house to complain about it. It was when 8 was using it for some assignments I noticed her surname and name on the side.... Lols


I bad small that year o😁

Reference:
I really don't know...never a fan of IPO's.
Will wait till the coast is clear. There are other things more certain and profitable out there.

AmazingELixir:
Too bad you're ignorant comedy is a billion dollar business.

AmazingELixir:



This comedian never fails to amaze...when is his tenure ending so that the world can come back to sanity...

Benrosaria:
To me
These are cryptic messages

RealityKings1:
IPhone is not a yardstick to pick a rich country. There is no rich country in Africa.
I'd rather own a laptop than a iPhone. It won't be bad to have the two tho.

LagbajaTheBEREAN:
Boss man,

Wetin be NPC abeg make e for no lost.

jojothaiv:
A man who can't be bought don't know what God have done for him.

Those whose souls have a price tag wouldn't mind to sell theirs for the right price and in a country like Nigeria where poverty is a mainstay and money is worshipped, I'm afraid, many can be easily bought.

kiddaz:
Na him girlfriend true true sit there in black jacket. She just dey calculate future promises

cr7lomo:
The serpent might have been the forbidden tree

Cromagnon:
do politicians come out plain and win?

nairalanda1:
Okay, here we go.

The first assumption was already exposed in the post.



Second...



This sounds like price controls, and also paying dollars to subsidise the strength of the naira, which is what got us into debt.


Which leads me to my final point...all the above needs money, and we do not have the money thanks to decades and years of bad choices

He won't tell us how he intends to fund it, and that's the main issue.

SixSeven:
Sex increases your heart rate. Doctors often compare the physical exertion of sex to climbing two flights of stairs at a brisk pace, raking leaves, or taking a brisk walk.

It is a proven fact that men are far more likely to experience a sudden heart attack or cardiac arrest during sex than women. Men account for roughly 94% of all sudden cardiac arrests triggered by sexual activity. 1 in 100 men experience a cardiac arrest during sex compared to only 1 in 1,000 women. This large difference happens because of how a man’s body works, his heart health, and certain behaviors, men also develop serious heart disease much earlier in life than women. Women have a natural hormone called estrogen that protects their blood vessels from getting clogged until they reach menopause. Men do not have this protection, so their arteries can start filling with dangerous fatty plaques up to ten years earlier.

I wrote about this thing some months ago, I can't just remember the topic but it was related to this. Medical records show that most men who die during [b]sex are not at home with their long-term partners[/b]. Having secretive affairs, guilt, fear of getting caught, and anxiety about performing well cause a massive rush of adrenaline that overloads the heart. Also, the man is usually in an unfamiliar setting (like a hotel room or a partner's home), with a younger partner or having sex after heavy eating or alcohol consumption. These factors create a heart strain that rarely happens during routine, comfortable sex at home

To make matters worse, men are much more likely to combine sex with heavy alcohol, large meals, or performance-enhancing medications, all of which force the heart to work dangerously hard. When a heart attack does happen during sex, partners often delay calling for an ambulance out of shock or embarrassment, which makes the situation far more deadly.

So my friend, be careful with a nymphomaniac. I asked our Southy Sister the other time and she said life will go on.

Re: Keith Lott Dies During Sex, Family Battles Organ Harvest

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What do I know sef? Something must kill a man

kingthreat:
So because he luckily has wealth, he should not be corrected?
Folks like you worship drug dealers while they keep selling you stuff that fries the cerebrum.

motymop:
The truth is that many people don't understand that inflation is the rate at which prices are increasing, not the present price of things

(Inflation in 2023 reached 28.92% by December, while food inflation was even higher at 33.93%)

Based on the goods shown in these screenshots, their prices increased by 430% on average between 2023 and 2026

Now compare that with the minimum wage....In 2023, minimum wage was 30k, today, it is 70k, an increase of 133%, So, literally, wages have not kept up with the increase in prices

The minimum wage more than doubled, but these goods became more than 5 times more expensive on average, that's why a higher wage doesn't necessarily mean people are better off

Salaries need to keep up with the cost of living so that people purchasing power doesn't continue to decline

The truth is even if they increase minimum wage, price of goods and services will still increase, govt need to bring price control in food, transportation, housing and electricity

HacheNoire:
That was not the reason!

Iran already bombed all their supply/maintenance ports in the Middle East and they were not able to restock efficiently, coupled with the fact that the ship was deteriorating as it could not get necessary maintenance.

Those pictures there always when the going was good, not when everything collapsed. Pictures were shared and you can find them online.

A journalist even hopped on it to give live accounts.

Cum4me:
So you believe there was a garden of Eden
So you believe snake was use to tempt Eve

Have you ever wondered if you're alone in this vast universe. Upon the trillions of galaxies and uncountable star's and planets you believe they're no others civilisation out there.
And will you believe those civilisation believe in this brainwashed institution called religion.
You don't even have an idea about how life came into existence on planet Earth 🌎. Why can't you free yourself from this cage

DoWhatThouWilt:
Those lowkey babalawo pastors you talked about rarely read scriptures where jesus made it clear that the life of a christian na so so suffer and wahala.

They pick old testament scriptures to tickle the ears of their members of how God will make their life as sweet as honey and flowing with milk with continuous manna blessing from heaven.

Even if a pastor decides to tell his members the truth that Christians are going to suffer in this world, nobody will attend that church.

What most Christians (Most especially those from I beta pass my neighbour country) want is a church that looks like hogwarts school of magic.....With harry potter and dumbledore as their pastor.

Saturnalia:
Nobody ate no apple, it was all made up by the Roman Catholic Church. Nobody ate no apple.

And the Entities called God (Elohim) were advanced humanoid mortals (with blood flowing in their veins) who came to colonize Earth from their home Planet.

These so-called Gods had disagreements amongst themselves which arose from “Succession of the Throne” from their home Planet.

As a result, when Earth was later populated by humans (Homo Sapiens); God A (and his biological children) told his followers (Humans) that he was a jealous God and they must never acknowledge or worship God B.

God B too (and all his biological children) told his followers (Humans) that he was a jealous God and must never acknowledge or worship God A.

Unfortunately, God A was the heir apparent to the throne of their home Planet because (their Father married his sibling Sister and gave birth to God A while God B [who was the eldest] was given birth to by a concubine).

But that same throne was usurped by their Father (known as Anu or El Elyon) at that time from his own predecessor. Their Father’s (Anu) predecessor too usurped that same throne from his own predecessor.

Let me rephrase in case you do not understand; A thief stole a cup from another thief who stole it from the rightful owner. i.e Mr. C stole a cup from Mr. B but even Mr. B too stole that cup from Mr. A (who happens to be the legitimate owner of the cup from the beginning).

To cut the long story short, God A being the heir apparent and the favorite of their Father (Anu) was given all the resources; laser and electromagnetic and nuclear weapons which he (God A and his Children) used to route & obliterate (God B and his Children but some of them escaped) over the Sinai Peninsula (The Biblical Sodom and Gomorrah).

Unfortunately, humanity have been kept in the dark for centuries while inheriting a Succession Battle that they neither created nor triggered.

Now, God A was Yahweh aka Enlil (and his children Allah e.t.c ) while God B was Ptha aka Enki (and his children Amen Ra [Marduk], Osiris, Horus e.t.c

There’s no God, there’s no Lucifer or Satan as written by the Holy Books but Intergalactic Aliens merely battling themselves for Power and Succession of the Throne of their Home Planet.

Come out of Religion, fold your arms and be neutral, then shall you be free from mental slavery.

Betlivex999:
Chelsea now have to show that the remaining defenders can handle the workload. Which Chelsea defender do you expect to have the biggest season?

trytillmake:
I love this from Nairaland girls, girl u rock... U might just get yr missing rib here..

Meanwhile hope the picture u put for yr Dp is the real u, make Men no go disappoint o .

Wishing u success

IbrahimSola:
You've just said the same for him. He may not have up to 10m in liquid form, but his investment is saying something else somewhere. A man's worth is not necessarily what he has in his account or wallet currently. But investment, especially secured investment is the real deal

Wise people don't stash 10m sitting idly in their account. They keep the necessary amount for precautionary or speculative reasons while putting their money to work for them somewhere. Now that's what the rich have refused to teach the poor. And the poor keeps thinking that it's by the car u drive today, or the balance you have in your account today. It's not.

dododawa1:
Funny people







funny Nation

Didijiji:
there are several factions