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Romance / Re: The Last Time I Did It by XXXwhistleblowe(m): 8:13am On Jan 18, 2018
Immediately she whispered into my ears, I knew what I had to do. I was Hot, in fact I hadn't had sex in a while. I was full. But I still wasn't expecting sex.

I thought we were only going to kiss and smoosh. I made my may to her mouth and started kissing her, she responded and wrapped her arms around me. I could feel her nipples between her nightie. I had only shorts on. I was getting bored of lip locking when she got up and pulled her nightie revealing her firm boobs. I was shocked and excited. My dick took over my mental function, I wasn't reasoning again.

I didn't wait for her permission as I started sucking on the nipples and playing with the other. I was still scared to go below and finger her. Then the next she did was pull her panties like she knew what I was thinking.

I immediately pulled my shorts, who was I not to. I dipped two fingers into her honey pot and heard her grasp for air.
Her honeypot wasn't what I expected it to be, it was extremely wet and not tight.

My joystick grew even larger and without thinking I tried to fix it In her. Then she said
"wait, do you have condom?"

(More comments guys and likes... More updates soon.

I'm Hot again)

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Romance / Re: The Last Time I Did It by XXXwhistleblowe(m): 7:51am On Jan 18, 2018
Authoreety:
Is dis for real or u jst wana crack some joke

It's real
Romance / The Last Time I Did It by XXXwhistleblowe(m): 7:09am On Jan 18, 2018
I met jumoke during my Nysc, her apartment wasn't really far from mine and she was a lovely cook. I was always visiting her because it was sure I was gonna eat. As a struggling Corp member you guys should not blame me, man must survive

never visualized having sex with her, because she was a strict church girl who didn't even permit the use of vulgar words. I always know if I might end of sleeping with someone or not, but this time I didnt even picture her in that way. I was ready to be friendzoned as long as it came with food. There was also some motivation to go to church which I didn't mind cos I had backslide and finally happy someone was helping me fix my relationship with baba upstairs.

I spent time with her, cos I loved the innocence I perceived from her, I even scolded myself when my mind wanders of and Imagine her having sex. I saw her as a virgin, flawless no blemish. But then this fateful day came, we were in our usual discussion discovering more things about ourselves when she asked me the shocking question
"are you a virgin?"

I was taken aback as I didn't expect such from my new angel. I smiled and posed my innocent pity face. She asked again. I said maybe or maybe not. I kept things vague because I didn't want to lie and also didn't want to be judged unfairly by her. Right from that moment I concluded she's was a Virgin who was curious about sex and I felt it was so cute.

It was a regular Sunday evening, I and Jumoke had gone to church together in the morning and I had to retire to my apartment to iron some clothes for the week, it was 6pm and I was hungry, I barely had foodstuff at home so I headed to my benefactor's home when I got there she gave me an incredibly long hug which wasn't unusual but normally we never went beyond the hug.
So she told me how she has been feeling alone since I left in the afternoon, I told her I was sorry that I didn't know she needed my company for conversation as usual. So I ate her dish as usual, gist we with her till about 9pm as I was about to leave, she asked me to sleep over, it wasn't the first time she asked but I said no, (I can't stand the torture of sleeping with a girl and not even cuddling at least) then she offered to follow me to my place. I couldn't refuse her request so she followed me wearing only her nightie.

ENOUGH OF THE BORING GIST NOW THE Main ACTION
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We got to my place and I still didn't have the faintest Idea she wanted to bang me, so with my church mind I played her a movie on my laptop. I saw boredom all over her face and I asked her what she felt like doing. She said cuddle. So I held her in form of holy cuddle. Lol my joystick didn't even rise because I still believed I was cuddling an angel. Until she whispered in to my ears.
"do you always expect the girl to make the first move"

My Jonny stood up...(more updates soon)



Please your likes and comments means a lot to me..

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Celebrities / Re: I Have Released Hit Songs After Leaving YBNL — Lil Kesh by XXXwhistleblowe(m): 4:50am On Jan 18, 2018
Everyone want to be a leader, Noone gives a shit about team

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Romance / I by XXXwhistleblowe(m): 1:13pm On Jan 13, 2018
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Religion / Re: Is It A Sin To Drop Empty Envelope In Offering Box? by XXXwhistleblowe(m): 7:02pm On Nov 12, 2017
WORLDPEACE:

In the congregations of Jehovah's Witnesses there is no offering time. There are contribution boxes where a person who wants to contribute money to the advancement of the work of the organization can drop his contribution. And that is never done during service. You can walk to drop your money before or after service. No body announces special time to do that. They are careful not to embarrass anyone into donating. Of course, there is no tithing and when anyone donates under no condition is it ever announced. In fact, if that were to happen it would attract punishment. And for the thirty years I was a member, I never saw it happen. Nigerian Pentecostals can't imagine this but this is done in many churches abroad. The commercialism in Pentecostalism is irritating. The people need to realise that they are blind and their pastors love them that way.
are you no longer a member?
Religion / Re: Is It A Sin To Drop Empty Envelope In Offering Box? by XXXwhistleblowe(m): 6:57pm On Nov 12, 2017
GavelSlam:
And people wonder why Nigeria is a third world country blighted by third world problems.

Don't you lot see the question is at the top of dumbest ever asked?

So God as the unenviable task of monitoring what you do with envelopes given in churches so as to use it against you on judgement day.

You guys have actually reduced God to an evil being looking for who to torment and punish.

Daft lot.

You think you are wise with your mundane sense of reasoning. Only a fool never ask questions.
Religion / Re: Is It A Sin To Drop Empty Envelope In Offering Box? by XXXwhistleblowe(m): 6:55pm On Nov 12, 2017
israelmao:
How will you feel if someone hands you an envelope intended and expected to be a gift and as you open you now find out that's empty?Don't be deceived God can't be mocked.

I won't feel bad if there are several other envelopes filled with cash
Religion / Re: Is It A Sin To Drop Empty Envelope In Offering Box? by XXXwhistleblowe(m): 6:50pm On Nov 12, 2017
Talibanis:


This is by far one of the dumbest question ever asked! undecided
aren't you more dumb for not having an answer
Religion / Re: Is It A Sin To Drop Empty Envelope In Offering Box? by XXXwhistleblowe(m): 6:48pm On Nov 12, 2017
adegeye38:
If u are really a Christian, you shouldnt be asking this dumb question

you should be able to differentiate between whats a sin and whats not

NO, it is not a sin

Read what you wrote again and see by yourself that you haven't made any sense.
Religion / Re: Is It A Sin To Drop Empty Envelope In Offering Box? by XXXwhistleblowe(m): 6:46pm On Nov 12, 2017
Willie2015:


I pay my tight and offering once in a month via e channel after deciding on what to give monthly. I dont worry myself when going to church on offering issues, no be everyday person dey get money for hand.

Anyone that want to stare should feel free to do so.


Very thoughtful advice, I'll consider doing this. So the burden on my heart will reduce.
Religion / Re: Is It A Sin To Drop Empty Envelope In Offering Box? by XXXwhistleblowe(m): 10:19am On Nov 12, 2017
GavelSlam:
Yes.

You will surely go to hell on judgement day.

I guess your garment us white as snow. Casting the first stone

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Religion / Re: Is It A Sin To Drop Empty Envelope In Offering Box? by XXXwhistleblowe(m): 9:47am On Nov 12, 2017
Lalasticlala mynd44 I need more people to shed light on this.
Religion / Is It A Sin To Drop Empty Envelope In Offering Box? by XXXwhistleblowe(m): 9:38am On Nov 12, 2017
I have been puzzled for a while, I remember the time I refused to collect the envelope because I didnt have money but I ended up feeling embarrased because everyone kept staring, when it passed and I didnt put any money. So I wanna know is it a sin to collect the envelope and put it there empty to avoid public embarrassment. Because I don't genuinely have. I'll like thoughtful opinion on this.

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Literature / I Have An Idea For A Book, What's Next? by XXXwhistleblowe(m): 7:06am On Jul 31, 2017
I have been developing a story in my mind for a while now. I can try to start writing but I'm always giving up in the middle due to writers block or believing my story is not good enough. I need expert advice on how to plan my schedule and achieve completion of this book. Experienced writers advice will be deeply appreciated. God bless you all.
Romance / Can A Guy And Girl Be Friends Without Romance. by XXXwhistleblowe(m): 10:50am On Jul 28, 2017
I know its possible to be friends with a girl with out romance but this is normal if the guy is a geek or churchy and used to the friendzone. But for a sexually active guy is it possible to keep friends with a girl without kiss or sex etc. I have been friends with couple of girls but I end up having some sort of romance with them that kinda severed the relationship. What's your opinions guys?
Romance / Re: Why Don't I Forget Easily #torture Help!!! by XXXwhistleblowe(m): 3:33pm On Jul 27, 2017
pjewelSilva:

Whenever I get in that mood, I just look for a distraction to take my mind off it because the thoughts can drive you crazy
Sighs! I'm grateful.

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Romance / Re: Why Don't I Forget Easily #torture Help!!! by XXXwhistleblowe(m): 2:27pm On Jul 27, 2017
pjewelSilva:
I feel the same way too, it's more complicated than it seems
How do you cope with it?
Romance / Re: Why Don't I Forget Easily #torture Help!!! by XXXwhistleblowe(m): 2:23pm On Jul 27, 2017
DarkRebel69:
Although I hugely doubt it, I think you have a mild case of HSAM (Highly Superior Autobiographical Memory).

I can't understand why you would see it as a curse: HSAM is a boon to historians and professionals whose line of work is mainly concerned with having to recall huge amount of dates and facts.

You have to learn how to filter out the irrelevant memories to avoid getting overwhelmed. You can use aversion therapy i.e. whenever those distracting memories flood in, pinch yourself until it hurts. Rinse and repeat this process until your subconscious begins to associate pain (pinching) with the irrelevant recollections, thereby putting a stop to them.

Can you help me develop this?
Romance / Re: Why Don't I Forget Easily #torture Help!!! by XXXwhistleblowe(m): 12:52pm On Jul 27, 2017
I am not sure if I'm an introvert, I talk and play too much. People always laugh around me.
Romance / Re: Why Don't I Forget Easily #torture Help!!! by XXXwhistleblowe(m): 12:34pm On Jul 27, 2017
thanki410:
Because your brains are in your head. Fall in love first and get romanced , in between the hot section , let romance land ask you about yourself and see if you will remember

Explain better

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Romance / Re: When Being Single Is Depressing But You Are Not In Love With Anybody by XXXwhistleblowe(m): 12:33pm On Jul 27, 2017
jacyhelen:
@op..You are an introvert simple..
Get to know your self,love your self and the right people will come.

Sometimes people who like me come along. But they end up liking me less later when there's a new person in their life
Romance / Re: When Being Single Is Depressing But You Are Not In Love With Anybody by XXXwhistleblowe(m): 12:33pm On Jul 27, 2017
jacyhelen:
@op..You are an introvert simple..
Get to know your self,love your self and the right people will come.

Sometimes people who like me come along. But they end up liking me less later when there's a new person in their live.
Romance / Re: When Being Single Is Depressing But You Are Not In Love With Anybody by XXXwhistleblowe(m): 12:32pm On Jul 27, 2017
sunshineG:
Op the problem is in that statement you made "getting a girl for me is not hard"
It clearly shows you haven't been able to identify what you want in a girl to understand that it takes a lot of time to search your missing rib
Hence, you stated thst you have no reasons to go into a relationship

I think in essence what you need to do is to identify what makes you happy. E.g games you love, what you love to chat about and find a girl that want to do these things with you

If you do this my bro you will realize that getting a girl maybe easy but getting your type of girl is hard work

Stay blessed

I appreciate you bro, thanks. I guess I see sense I your advice

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Romance / Re: When Being Single Is Depressing But You Are Not In Love With Anybody by XXXwhistleblowe(m): 10:11am On Jul 27, 2017
Sleyanya1:
Find ways to do other stuff you love and love yourself.

Define the necessary few qualities you want in your woman.

Above all. Love yourself and be happy with the stuff you do.

You'll radiate such love & surely she'll come into view.
the things I love to do are expensive and I dont have the resources yet.
Romance / When Being Single Is Depressing But You Are Not In Love With Anybody by XXXwhistleblowe(m): 9:51am On Jul 27, 2017
Well, I'm back again looking for people who are going through the same things I'm going through. Maybe we can start a form of group to share how we can overcome the things we face.

I have been single for a while due to complicated issues like I date out of pity, I have problem with commitment and I just make silly mistakes. Sometimes it best so lonely even tho I get some regular flings, friends with benefits and all but there's no girl I can actually call my own or talk to when I'm alone. Sometimes I'm forced to reach out to my friends with benefit but they warn me about not getting emotionally attached.
Getting a girlfriend for me isn't that hard but the problem is I'm not in love with anybody and I don't want to hurt anyone anymore but the loneliness sometimes is overwhelming...
Romance / Re: Why Don't I Forget Easily #torture Help!!! by XXXwhistleblowe(m): 9:16am On Jul 27, 2017
Rorachy:
I don't forget easily, I can quote what a person said to me in the last 5 years..
Its actually helping me in my school.

Does it affect your emotions too? And your relation with people.
Romance / Re: Why Don't I Forget Easily #torture Help!!! by XXXwhistleblowe(m): 9:16am On Jul 27, 2017
RadicallyBlunt:
Hmm op you're just like my mum and seriously I do not pray to marry a person like her.

But the good thing about you is that you admit something is wrong with you and that's the beginning of all solutions..so I see you getting better.

My mum never admitted she had issues and that had made people desert her. she's just alone. If I weren't the only child of a single mother, I would have left her too bcus being with is more of enduring than fun.

Now that you've admitted your faults, open up your mind and let peaceful influences come in. It may seem difficult at first but you'll rejoice at the end.
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I just hope it doesn't affect me, I need to learn to let go of things and not take things personally.
Romance / Re: Why Don't I Forget Easily #torture Help!!! by XXXwhistleblowe(m): 6:46am On Jul 27, 2017
Bibi294:
Get a counselor.. You need serious help

I don't think its that serious

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Romance / Why Don't I Forget Easily #torture Help!!! by XXXwhistleblowe(m): 6:35am On Jul 27, 2017
I don't know if this happens to me alone or there are people out there who experience this too. I have observed that I hold on to memorize of my pasts that often makes me nostalgic. Sometime I wish I could go back to that time and experience those feelings again. This feeling weighs me down and doesn't let me enjoy the present moment with the people I'm with.

Another phase of this problem is I hardly forget wrongs and most of the things people say to me so it makes me hold grudges even when I don't want to. But its hard because my brain keeps reminding me and its like I'm living that experience all over. So I get angry and the other person who doesn't understand. Does not know why I'm making the fuss. This is affecting me a lot as I have become too emotional and sentimental.

I can't even keep a girlfriend because of this grudge thing. If she lies to me once without knowing. My brain filters her out as dishonest and I start losing feelings. Especially when people contradict themselves, my brain remembers everything.
There was a time I was in church and my pastor insulted fela as being an agent of the devil. My brain recorded it. The I guess after a year or so the same pastor praised fela as an icon. Everyone else has forgotten but it kept conflicting itself in my head.

If anybody here can help me, I'll appreciate the advice and tips. I feel too Much and its wrecking me...

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Romance / Re: [Fingering] Is There A Good Way To Get Rid Of The Vaginal Smell After Fingering? by XXXwhistleblowe(m): 10:01pm On Apr 22, 2017
Now my dick is hard. Rub it with air freshner

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