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Phones / Re: Pls Help.. Budget Is 50k And I Need A Nice Phone by Xythan(m): 2:49pm On Oct 26, 2017
xtain7:
Go for infinix note 4
it's how much pls and is the speaker nice or I should kuku sacrifice that part of the phone
Phones / Pls Help.. Budget Is 50k And I Need A Nice Phone by Xythan(m): 2:31pm On Oct 26, 2017
Hello, pls I would need suggestions on a good phone to buy that has large battery and fast charge. A very nice speaker and ram would be a plus, but the major focus is battery and charging time.. Thanks...
Phones / Re: I'm Giving Away 2 Brand New Phones (infinix Hot 5 And TECNO Spark K7) by Xythan(m): 7:30pm On Oct 20, 2017
tfortony:
Hey guys, so I recently did a giveaway on my Channel for the Infinix Hot 5 and NOW, I'm comparing the Hot 5 to the TECNO Spark.
I got some pretty interesting results and you can see all about them in the video:

Simply watch the video and subscribe to my channel to any of them:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRVWdeYnZPE
hello.. How many Retweets can I give you on twitter to win the spark k7
Romance / Re: Single Moms, Married Ladies, Single Ladies In 40s, Come Here by Xythan(m): 12:35am On Sep 19, 2017
MrBrownJay1:


bwaaaah, at least you have a wild childish imagination. let me guess, you have such a miserable life that you dream of being a gigolo, pleasuring lonely housewives.... while in real life, the best sex you can ever attain is with your five GFs (aka your 5 fingers)

pls dont let me stop you in the wild nonsense in your mythomane's head.... my little sista is 18 and ripe for your dikc as well, no men could ever satisfy her like you can, and you will surely fly to her bedroom with your magic cape and fukc her brains out til she begs you to stop. thumbs up for you, supa dikcman!
fix your English, fix your brain then come back
Romance / Re: Single Moms, Married Ladies, Single Ladies In 40s, Come Here by Xythan(m): 5:24am On Sep 16, 2017
MrBrownJay1:


FIXED

... only thing your foolish self is wrecking is your useless life.
if only your father's diick could stand like the cutlets he will be holding, they wouldn't have gone to ur uncle to get the job done, why not tell us how come you look alot like your uncle..?
Let me help you..
It was a cold lonely night for your mom, she spread her legs and was using her fingers and then your uncle walked in.
The end

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Politics / Re: Dead IPOB Members In Umuahia Carried Away In A Keke Napep In Abia (Graphic Pics) by Xythan(m): 11:57am On Sep 15, 2017
nero2face:
so why hasn't Spain gone into war with the catalians?...Africa will forever remain extreme backwards
Cos they don't call people zoo members
Romance / Re: Single Moms, Married Ladies, Single Ladies In 40s, Come Here by Xythan(m): 11:53am On Sep 15, 2017
MrBrownJay1:


let me educate you on something...

A) the day you see me lose my fukcing mind and get married, pls flog me mercilessly until i get my sense back...
B) if my gf loses her damn mind and decides to cheat on me, then lets be clear on the fact that the joke is on HER (or the donkey she cheated with), and will NEVER be on me.
C) men like you are scavangers/vultures, you are just good at feeding on corpse and/or picking up people's leftover... because thats what you get if some deluded woman decide to cheat with you (leftover from the man who used to be her man)

D) the important question i would like to ask IS: what the hell are you even proud of?! you should be ashamed of yourself.

FINALLY) people like you often die a violent death at the hand of these deluded/deceitful babes's husband or BF

we wreck homes that should have been broken. That's what we do..
Let's play a game, it's called "what is your mom's address".
Me:Knock, knock,
You know who: who is there?
Me:The guy
You know who:The guy who?
Me:The guy who is here to fvck you till you burned out, Cremation.
Romance / Re: Single Moms, Married Ladies, Single Ladies In 40s, Come Here by Xythan(m): 6:24am On Sep 12, 2017
MrBrownJay1:
OP needs some serious....
your joke is funny until your wife or wife to be calls me.. Then you will know it's possible to score own goal from penalty.
Romance / Single Moms, Married Ladies, Single Ladies In 40s, Come Here by Xythan(m): 10:23pm On Sep 11, 2017
You are a single mum, you are way past due your marriage age and no one is coming, you are married but you don't feel the vibe because you don't get rumpy like you want to be.. Your man isn't hitting it the right way, the naughty skills you have in mind and spontaneous things you have in mind but can't share with your man because he is "holy" and worst of all he can't last long.
I'm not here to fix your problem but I'm here to help you cope with it and I guess you know what that means wink.
I know you feel shy and dirty and you don't want to come into the public to ask for it but you deeply crave it and you want to do it, so I'm making it easier for you, send me a pm and lets do something about your booring sex life.
Xythan is the name and I'm your's for the taking
Romance / Re: Groom's Reaction After Opening Bride's Veil (Video) by Xythan(m): 3:43pm On Sep 11, 2017
I do what I do

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