Why flog a dead horse? Please allow the status quo to remain. Why try to bring together two grown ass people who obviously have irreconcilable differences between them? Please allow your papa to face his family.

If you're expecting your dad to bring your back your mum, you're on a long thing. The best thing you can do right now is to find a man for your mummy. She obviously needs a regular _fuck after so many years.

Your dad has moved on and does not give a _fuck about your mum. The sooner you get that into your head, the happier everyone will be.

Connoisseur:

For your mind you be FBI

No, CIA.

Fight him. Make sure you leave him with a swollen mouth and red-eye.

FortuneTeller:


This is similar to my marriage except I'm no longer interested in my husband sexually. The lack of good quality sex turned me away from him. We are just good friends. However I don't like porn. I need the real thing. So I will just meet a nice guy and go from there. Please don't kill anyone. It's better to leave or have an affair.

Lmfao!

One of your threads comes to mind: "My Sister Married An Impotent Man"

I think I know who it was that married an impotent man.

scooby12:

Dem say her toto dey smell.

Na lie.

They're demonstrating for the thief to return it?
Idiots.

moneytalks86:

100% sure Ugandan... checkout d plate number, all natural endowed

I don't see no plate number. Okay, I believe you.

evy1:
Jeez Liverpool

Your 999th comment on nairaland. Please leave it at that. The number looks pretty.

Hi blogger!

That's actually Pogba as a boy when he was herding cows in his native land.

Kkposky:


you have a poor judgement mentality. Don't think relationship is all about sex..

You know I'm saying the truth. But let's pretend it's a lie. Issokay.

Atiku2019:
While your mates are working with KPMG, Accenture, General Electric

Well everyone to his Island.

HiLoot

Everyone can't all work at the companies you mentioned.
If everyone works at Accenture, KPMG and ExxonMobil, who will then be a Porn star or a hoe? The world needs these people you know. And very much so.

That face looks good enough to be nutted on, aswear !

Prolly Ghanaian.

Linda Ikeji o.

CARLOSZ:
I think the spaces for FTC and STC can be monetized for at least for 200-500 naira per spot.

It can generate revenue for our jobless first commenters (no insults intended)

This is how it can be done.

*when a person indicates interest in advertising on the spot, they agree on a price while the first commenter quotes the sponsored post, that way a first commenter can be making between 1-3k daily on NL (without tax)

What do you all think?

Brilliant! You're a genius.

No, don't.

Incredible!

Just continue the way both of you have been doing it. I know both of you have been banging the living daylights outta yourselves, and you have not taken in just yet. So continue.

What the fvck was going on there? Bunch of reprobate twerps. Louts and hoes under the same roof.

Illness has truly humbled him. He was once a loquacious, garrulous and conceited man.

HPV. Nasty virus.

You don finally catch the disases wey go render you useless. Stop Olosho trade, you no gree.

Bunch of wicked souls that looted Nigeria blind and condemned Nigeria to a state of penury.

All he wanted was a pot of fish pepper soup.

ericuzor:
are you serious about the 92m cash offer?..

Absolutely.

92 million cash. Deal?

Nutase:
Adonbilivit. Ghana here I cum.

Hope you enjoyed the cumming.

An innocent guy will come tomorrow and marry this one that already got pregnant and aborted same for another man?

Guys be careful with the kind of ladies you settle down with.

This poster dorin28, zinny25 or whatever you call yourself, you're such a f00l! A guy from another religion (prolly Isl...) hoodwinked you into getting pregnant. Against the wise counsel of your family and contrary to good reason you stupidly took in. As if that stupidity is not enough, you are still in love with the m0ron after he dumped your sorry ass and married another woman! You need serious caning cos your level of daftness knows no bounds.

Go to a powerful church and seek deliverance from the forces that hold you captive, cos this is not ordinary.

Please get her pregnant fast.