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Please who be dis woman with tiger claw marks on her face?

Dem papa nko ?

The abokiman that posted the picture sabi correct Engrish
'Barca pan' noni.

I'm tempted to say they should apprehend the culprit fast and pour a liter of acid into her ears and vjay. But, hell no! Let them forgive the witch, just sentence her to 65 years in jail for grievous bodily harm and attempted murder.

stephenduru:
ACID BATH IN UYO:
Victim Cry for Justice

Iniubong, 24, an indigene of Ikot Ntuen Oku, Uyo, who resides at Akpan Essien Street, in uyo has been bath with an acid by his Ex-girlfriend, Lucy Daniel, 26, at about 1:00am on Tuesday.

On the penultimate Tuesday, Iniubong had retired to bed earlier on, when suddenly he was woken up by a gentle knock at his door. He wondered who could be at the door at such ungodly hour. The knock continued, when he enquired to know who was at the door, he was surprised to hear Lucy’s voice – his Ex-girlfriend. Lucy was appealing to him to open the door.

‘’I told her to leave that I would not open the door for her because we have parted ways. But she continued knocking on the door and begging me that she is stranded and needed a place to pass the night and nothing more. Reluctantly, I open the door; as soon as I opened she splashed the liquid on me, which turned out to be an acid. I don’t know what I have done to her to deserve this ill treatment’’, lamented iniubong.

The victim, who is currently receiving treatment at the university of uyo teaching hospital, went further to narrate what led to this sad end of their love story, saying that both of them were in an intimate relationship for a year. But he decided to quit the relationship last year, when he noticed that Lucy was a troublesome person. ‘’Lucy was in the habit of igniting quarrels between us, she would accuse me of having affairs with other girls, we hardly had peace being together’’. Iniubong appealed to the security agents to do everything possible to apprehend the culprit and made her face the full weight of the law.

Lucy Daniel is said to be an Indigene of Ikot Annung II, in Ibesikpo Asutan LGA, but resides in uyo, the Akwa Ibom State Capital. She is said to have flee her home after the acid attack on iniubong. The incident had since been reported to the police force headquarters, Ikot Akpan Abia. As at the time of filing this report, the culprit was still at large. Effort to reach the force Public Relation Officer for confirmation proved abortive, as the contact was not connecting at the moment.

Credit:  By Nse-Abasi Odiong


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/03/lady-pours-acid-on-her-ex-boyfriend-in.html?m=1

Poor grammar, Mr blogger.

jmoore:
There are two types of virgin. Wise and foolish ones.

I will dwell on the wise virgin.

A wise virgin have a lot to offer.

She offers selfcontrol and faithfulness. Having abstained from sex till marriage, this wise virgin can never look outside the marriage for sex. She is contented with what she gets, there is nothing for her to compare with. The principles that she held unto when she was single is now part of her lifestyle.


A wise virgin offers a body that is abortion free. Most of the folks ranting against virgins on this page are the same ones that will say 70% of girls have committed abortion. Can a virgin lady abort her baby? No sex, no pregnancy, therefore no abortion.


A wise virgin offers you a body that is STDs free. It will shock you to see how many times those against virgins on this page have treated STDs in their lives. No sex, no STDS.


A wise virgin offers a body that is free from 'bondage'. Sex bounds those involved in it. be it a prostitute or a wife. Therefore, a wise virgin offers a body that has not been bonded to anyone.


A wise virgin is a great model for your kids, she will definitely bring up your kids in a moral way.




My choice for marriage is definitely a virtuous virgin lady. Nothing less than that.

Chai! Wonderful submission. Bravo!

ibolomo:

Na Yoruba jazz ooo, after Edo jazz, na Ile-ife jazz I fear pass.
and the Hausas decided to pick a fight in the very heart of jazz of the south-west. I heard they worship 364 different deities throughout the year, and only one or two days are free from one form of underground sacrifice or the other.

Choi!

I doff my hat for dem!

Hausa jazz and yoruba jazz, which one strong pass?

I hate dat pidgin sef. Ano fit speak am, ano dey hear am sef.

Lovely.

Are those his oloris? No offense, but they look like gorillas.

ConcNiggress56:
Nairaland has 3,333,333 topics and counting. the topic that made that number was a foolish post but I was the one to capture it anyways.

How many likes do I get??

I swear you need a job sis.

ajasa4link:

Ma nigggga people don't just help u cos of the love they got for u, ur assertion is wrong. They love u cos of what they can gain from u. Just read tru that press release again and see the conditions that were set in the contract Harry signed. After buying out his previous contract for 5m, they want him to release 3 albums in 3years(Olamide is probably the only A'list artist that has achieved this in recent times), they don't want him to collaborate with other musicians on other labels,they want him to always remit a certain percentage to the record label for every penny he makes(which they are not telling us how high it is, probably like the wizkid vs EME 25%/75%)
Tell me where the love like a brother is coming from.

The truth is, they set some unrealistic terms and conditions in that contract, and knowing fully well that as a struggling artiste he is so desperate to get a platform, they were able to tie him down. The unwise Harry that he is didn't even learn from the issue he had with his initial label, he just took the bait.

Obviously, Harry is the architect of his own misfortune. He should have backed out initially if he thought the terms were too stringent for him to actualize, rather than bailing out later and establishing his own label cos he thinks he has made money and name.

He behaves like an illiterate, I'm not sure he's aware of the legal implications of breaching contract terms he appended his signature to. First he flouted his agreement with Luciano, now he's done the same with 5 star. He's a typical m0ron who dives in first without thinking.

I hope the court slams a 300 million fine on him for breach of contract, let's see how much he has. After all, no one put a gun to his head when he signed the damn contract.

I wonder wetin put am for dis kind temptation.
If na for naija, dem for don design his face with punches and blows.

Serena is bae. Love her to bits.

Amelian:


Are u sure??

Absolutely.

I love this lady. So creative.

ejamahrandy:

which kind of reporting is this? Did two jets convey the President?

Omo, the thing tire me o.

This is as funny as shii.
Dude, are you by any chance a comedian?

This is just the removal of the bride's garter by the groom. It's borrowed from a western tradition that dates back hundreds of years.

The groom throws the bride's garter to the groomsmen, while the bride throws her flower bouquet to the bridesmaids. Whoever amongst the groomsmen that catches the garter is the seen as the next in line to marry.

Nomfanelo99:

what's that suppose to mean

Easy sis. It's just a compliment.

Nomfanelo99:
I love tall guys

You look like a typical South African lady. Wow!

Jodha:
You must be kidding me

The tallest I've seen is 6.0ft and he was really tall.

It means you'll be like extremely tall, wow.

I'd wish to see a guy as tall as you

Like seriously? 6 feet is the tallest you've seen? That's the average height of people in Denmark.

Your wife is an expert at detecting the smell of women's down-below?

Iranu!

We're yet to see the baby's face after nearly a year of his birth. I wonder why she's still hiding his face.

You are the one who named it 'Ghana must go' bag, the Chinese people that make it never gave it that name. So, what's the fuss about?

Hmmm, that's a really possessive woman right there.

Amala and ewedu.

Chop it off and sacrifice it to Ogbakiri.

Beautiful, attractive thighs, that's all I see.

Sister? Why is she white?