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ufotuko: the new track by micheal jackson!!.

send m d link mk i download am....

ufotuko: the new track by micheal jackson!!.

send m d link mk i download am....

ufotuko: The op is sounding like a lesbian!!!also she is sounding like someone that was raped by a guy she trusted!!!also she is sounding like a very young little girl that just got free 10mb from mtn to browse so she used that opportunity to create a thread and share her tears!!!she is sounding like an incest victim!!!she is sounding like a chick that is in-secure!!!she is sounding like a chick that needs attention!!she is sounding like someone that is affected by the ASUU strike,she is sounding like someone that forgot to take her usual medical pill today,she is sounding like someone that needs to see a psych doctor!!!op visit yaba left!!its not too late!!!if everyone has the same opinion with the op then the op herself would have being alone in this world and will never have a family and will never have friends that care for her since they would believe her being nice is just pretence!!* a dull chick with a dull opinion!!.

what's with all the "SOUNDINGS"?

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Smh. This is why heartbroken people should never give advice. They always fail to look beyond their noses and are ready to castigate ALL men because ONE man broke their heart. [/color]

on point.....

babyBB: dnt take it to heart pls but most men are like dat, dats there nature they easily fall #no offence# wen it comes to s**ual issues

how come you are an expert in this? experience?

Ms_Steph: it is not a bad tin to be good. but sum guys take advantage of dat. dis days am even afraid of kind gestures from men

please can i help you carry your bag? i promise am nt a stalker. ...*lol

abeg is it true that Jamb 2014/2015 registration don commence? i wan buy for my step cousin's friend's siister.

Actually the re-hearsing thing don't work for me...not that it doesn't work for me,but i have never tried it :HERE IS AN EXPERIENCE.

i was in S.S3 then,b4 then i have never wooed a gal,but i hv had like 4 gfs b4 then....(you know how it is,u live in the same street,one day you find yourself screwing a girl in her house,in the stairs @ night,in your house,School bunk,etc)anyway most of my frnds wia dating ...nd it was like i was d only influential guy in our frndship that was single,then came this girl..arguably the most beautiful gal in the skul(or maybe it is bc i fell in love)she came to write waec in the skul,...most guys went for her but bone came bk with a smiling face,3days b4 i had an appendix removed,i aporoached her after school,i can never forget that day;my legs shaked so bad that i was afraid that i will fall,my lips quavered,my hands felt so cold that i dropped my books twice b4 the conversation was over...here is how it went;

Me;Hi,Am Stanley,but you can call me stan.

Rose;Am Rose. (she was nice,damn i culd still remember doz small set of teeths)

Me;i saw you walking alone,and i thought i'd wslk you to the bus-stop.

Rose;very nice of you....someone will kum pick me up.

Me:oh...well am goin the same way..so it's no problem. (i wasn't going the same way)

Rose;ok oo.....

i can't really remember all i said that day,but i wont forget this part...
Me;......i want us to be friends...more than friends....you are nice,am nice,you are social,am social,you go the same way that i go,...we have a lot in common.i wuld really love to date you.




Rose; you must be brave to come up with such stupid thoughts and present it to me,do you think am one of those silly girls you boys just talk to anyhow..never repeat such comments again. (and she walked away)



after my little surgery,i came bk and she was all over me;telling me she was sorry,how rude she was,that she came to school the next day hoping to say sorry but i wasn't in school till now. ....from there we became gud frnds....one day she told me that i gave up too quick,that she was expecting me to approach her again...i said i didn't quit,dat i was just bidding my time. *sniffs* it was so sweet after dat,i cry everytime i remember my past,i used to be soo good....she was my first love,she left for Yola state.....and we kind of knew it wont work out...! can't forget
all those hurried kisses and handling,all those times we smiled at each other while lecture was goin on,the times she comes out from the barracks and my hrt will keep thumping,afraid a soldier will kum out with her ..lol....yes....i will giv up most things to re-live it again.





OP- Since den my wooing experience has been smooth...a hello,then the words will flow freely.

usbcable: When those three musketeers deemed it fit to sell ozil they made it seem isco will do the bidding in the big games.

but since they have paid a monstrous money for bale they could not afford to bench him in the first classico.

sadly ego was considered over reason.

the midfield was just too thin to cope and instead of swicthing Ramos position with that of Pepe he made someone that has played the defensive midfielders role to be the CB and moved a Ramos to the midfield. Ramos was totally lost he neither defended nor acted as shield for the defence.

and why play ronnie as the central striker. he performs better on the flanks against barca with benzema as the nine.

make carlo no worry by January dem go soon giv am sack letter.

on point ......but i guess Carlo is still looking fo his best 11 nd tactics....




Don't you think Carlo was protecting his own ego? maybe he was afraid that if he played Pepe as DMF,people will say he is usingesse Maureena 's Tactics.....and you know Jesse is Loud mouthed,look what he said to benitez when Inter won the club world cup.

Babalegba: I downloaded two films on my bb yesterday , the hobbit and the latest fast and furious film, both came to just over 2 gig. The picture quality is superb and the data cost: negligible. You bb haters should try that on your droids, just make sure you get a bank loan first. And my second phone is android.

how do u subscribe.....i wan dey use ma sis BB dey download ...

can u blame d guy?
IMO - they should sack everybody including,Anti-cult,Keke-Drivers,Skul bus drivers...replace them with Our ministers...

Promhize: Shattap!! Are you trying to compare Nigeria to Ghana :\
Even port-harcourt is better than their capital.
Shattap I say again

Op water dey worry ur brain??

it shuld be; ARE YOU TRYING TO COMPARE GHSNA TO NIGERIA?

Nonybb: I want to do some refutations because i have seen some gu.llible Nigerians praising that slave camp called Gaynians. Ghanaians obey the law? Mr man where are u coming frm? Dont u knw that wat makes Ghana is only accra? Can u enjoy similar thing in one big Ghetto called kumasi? Even a common sense would tell u that the reason why it was so is because they have administrative headquarters there. Have u been to Abuja? This is funny because Abuja is a class modern city without choas and street sellers, this is unlike accra in particular and Ghana as a whole. We have atleast 5 upcoming modernalize city but Ghana had only accra and accra is not even enough but an overpopulated land mass. Yes Nigerians are "likely" unstable. I use the word "likely" because anybody here would appreciate our numerous ethnic backgrounds and numbers.
Ghana education system is better? This is highly an apocryphal because it had not been proven anywhere. Infact our educational system is even better because it is more tedious. In Nigeria u must pass jamb, but in Ghana only WAEC u could enter their university. So Nigerians without brain runs there because they are unlikely to survive here.
Ghana electricity is better? I cant believe because this nonsense. Today electricity in Nigeria have increased upto 90% frm wat it used to be. That is why i said u are full of ignorant. When was the last time u visited this country? Some of your mates are in South Africa or Europe and u want to ridicule Nigeria with a lesser shit called Ghana? Dont u knw that Ghana have incureable disease in there DNA called INFERIORITY COMPLEX? I guess u have catch the disease too

1000likes...but dude,u better start modifying..;Spelling errors nd stuffs. peace

What a Joke! who cares....even if your wife is from Jerico,all i know is that 9ja pass all.





I'm sorry for the people I've pushed out
I'm the type to have a bullet-proof condom
And still gotta pull out
But that's just me.


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goingsolo: Ghanaians are short people, very dark and ugly. But some of their girls carry honey under their legs I must confess, just tasted another one dis afternoon na confirm !!

so she raised her legs nd u licked d honey UNDER it





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profdotcom: yea, i wanted to come over to ifite because of that light issue, but our light hav improved so far, where i'm stayin, 20/7.

yeah......Temp-site has always boasted of constant supply of electricity.....anyway i just hope that this new style in ifite has come to stay...it's surely better than A day on,a day off.

profdotcom: lol i can't stop laughing,sorry bro. i'm also a zikite, as per house rent issue, i'm doing justics to mine @ temp site. Nice thread

lol...well temp site has always been a nice place to enjoy ur stay in Awka. ..... keep enjoying urs bro,mine? i just let one of my frnds who told me one yeye story about a programme to stay dere.



you go pack kum ifite baa? per se dem no dey share light again.

amiebeauty: hi...i dont tink its mb wahala..its just that we r not much here n mayb nothin 2 talk about yet...so if u av anyfin interestin ...u can post it lets comment.Takia

thanks....and yes,it's what you expected; i don't have a topic.

amiebeauty: ok oo...ow r u "enjoyin" d strike?

enjoy ke? lol...i got a job as a secondary school teacher in a private school,quitted 2 weeks later...got another job in a pharmacy,got sacked 4days later,decided to stay with my mum,but got tired of old women calling me their inlaw nd the old women discussion,i got a call to come down to Awka for anoda job that will pay 26k monthly,only to hear ASUU will soon be calling off strike,which they didn't nd i lost the job,it's October 27,am staying at home,either watching movies none end,or giving my laptop some bashing,or on NL....SO SWEETHEART,YES AM DEFINETLY ENJOYING THE STRIKE.

amiebeauty: Hi everyone....i was reliably informed that uniziks quota 4 admission has been increased from 5000 to 6000...Thanks to our V.C...Prof Boniface Egboka.....so everyone who is expectin 2 b included in d second list should just increase their prayers....n babymillenium...we r prayin wit u ooo...dont lose hope...Enjoy d rest of d week everyone

that's what they did last year,nd it was cool,but i hv a hard time believing Egboka did this for Students interest.

philfearon: The said it that he will drop either of Iniesta or Xavi...So,checking with recent stats,i concluded that Iniesta will be the one....
Fabregas did exactly what the coach had in mind,or didnt u c that immediately he was subbed,the midfield battle got even? In that game,Fabregas was deployed to play underground role....
Talking of Pique,like i said,Pique did me proud,he tried...If he can improve on performances like this,i will be in the heavens.......But my point is,Bartra would have outplayed him,just like he has been outplaying him this season......If at all you do play ball,you will realise what it feels like to Miss a high profile match,after u must have tried your best to partake in it....
And yeah,i would love him to leave,i dont tink there is any faith in him...He only started playing more cuz of Injury to other players...I hate it when sweet and great players like him are not appreciated...a 22yr old boy is not a kid...Bartra,Varane,Marquinhos,they all play similarly,but Bartra is the one being under-appreciated......

bro...u started well..Fab did his Job perfectly,dats what i keep telling some peeps saying Fab and messi were lost,i guess most people know nothing about approach to games.
one reason i love this thread is the high level of fooyball knowledge exhibited by ppl here;You,Johnpaul,Ajanlekoko,Logica,Mcleo,Dmcdad,Sebod,Dippset....etc.....you get to share opinions with people that know what they are talking about,not some peeps that say what they just hear from ppl.



anyways...i also agree that Bartra will be hurting,but dont you think pique will hv been hurting too if he didn't play while he was fit? thesolution was to play Pique n bartra,and it wasn't done..pique and Masch did a perfect Job. let's just leave it at that...i don't think the game would have eaten Bartra though,Verane did just well in his afirst classico...i just wish d coach could trust Bartra more.

Harbyhourdune: Pls can somebody help me out here,have been trying to download the bbm to my phone over a week now but i was unable to get it. Am using samsung galaxy II. I need it urgently pls.

go Imobile market or samsung market...that's where i got mine.

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means-

my name is kwan and i dwy ping with my Tecno M3

Criticizing pique and Iniesta and yet no one said anything about Messi loosing the ball that led to the goal.



i kn sum of us will be like this;now figure dis....did Verane mark Alexis well or shuld he hv done better? .....did u see madrid complain...or Cav**** ....sorry dat name difficult...gave Neymar enuff space to shoot....so guys chill off....Defenders cnt b perfect....nd dat includes Barca defenders

fiizznation: menh africans nd dis una mentality... like say nah them create the bbm or the android of a phone.. mind u, technology is moving fast like the speed of light.. in the next 10yrs or so, believe me, bbm ll be old school. am a bb user and i dnt give a bleep if techno, iphone or android phones can also PING.. who now uses MY SPACE social network? and before it was the bomb.

so true

powellh31: una dey madt well well. una bb cost reach my iphone 5. if e pain una make una go throw way una bb

no mind dem....my samsung galaxy s6 cn buy two blackberry Q10...*hides my samsung galaxy s2 behind my back*

Amaaskia: Haha funny!

team Android?

...hw many ppl dey use BB sef......BB is declining at a fast pace.

na only guys dey drop their pins? gals y una stingy.



abeg if anybody seemy pin mk him giv am to me oo,i used it to hold my trouser,nd ut fell of

Vivly: Most of those antagonists used their hard earned cash to purchase BB during its hay days , That explains their anger towards patient consumers who bought a cheaper iphone and still get to use BBM

i guess it does,but they should hv envisaged this development....technology is developing day by day! if you are buying any technological gadget for the sake of being the "AMONGS" Or because of a particular thing it does,you have to be contented with the fact that you used it first,bc it will surely become rampant nd much cheaper.

joeydozzy: What's with the anti-bbm rally by BlackBerry users?
One person don block me ooo

lol...just imagine! my contacts are mostly people i met on social networks,my frnds dont wanna accept me,not that i care though! *those ones on my contacts are my frnds,nd d ones pending are those i met on a social network.

kaeyame: Remember when colour screen phones were the fad, polyphonic tones, camera phones, etc?
Some Nigerians and their mumu ego!! Now android phones have become inferior in their eyes.

do you even Mind some of our country people?

btw: Android is not inferior.

demelza: Some Nigerians can be downright stu.pid. Look at the way they are behaving as if they invented BBM.
@Op, if those comments were made by your friends, I would advise you to dump them before they infect you with their arrant stu.pidity.
RIP BB, if you no agree, take a dive off Mount Kilimanjaro.

i just wonder oo,they were arguing as if BB paid ... *smh*